Comments on: 10 Gross Things You Hope Your Kids Will Never Do (But Probably Will)

By: christie

christie — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:43:27 +0000

Oh yeah, my daughter used to smear poop all over herself at nap time. She’d look like a claymation figure when we’d go in there.

By: christie

christie — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:41:05 +0000

My daughter likes to chew on her toenails and spit them out on the floor.
And then the dog licks them up.
Dis. Gust. Ing.

By: Andie

Andie — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:28:01 +0000

You just made ME feel a ton better!! Thanks, Erynn!

By: Amanda (Mia)

Amanda (Mia) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 07:53:53 +0000

Crap. This is only the beginning for me. She just discovered her nose hole last week (she’s 15-months-old)…

Crap.

By: Melinasmama

Melinasmama — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 04:43:04 +0000

I laughed the entire time reading this and the comments. My dd2.5 once decided that it would be fun to poop on the floor and then spread said poop. *gag*

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 23:25:15 +0000

You forgot… Paint the walls/crib/tv whatever they can reach at the time with their own poop. All three of my kids did this, when my oldest did it I freaked out even took her to the ER cause she ate some of the poop, but the time my youngest did it, I just drew her a bath and I cleaned it while her mother washed her off. Not sure why they do it but they stop just as suddenly as they start to do it, usually lasts a couple of months.

By: Brandi

Brandi — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 15:47:13 +0000

I just have to say thank you for taking such annoying and yes, disgusting habits and making them laugh worthy. I often get wrapped up in the “good mom’s don’t let their kids do any of these things” role that I can’t find the humor in it! In the last week since discovering your blog I have laughed so much (even at inappropriate times)! I LOVE your blog. It is my hope that other wives and mommies will find the humor in your posts and not the negative…because after all…it’s pretty much all true! Thanks for giving me a great laugh!

By: Sherri

Sherri — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 01:13:28 +0000

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By: AmberB

AmberB — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 23:56:33 +0000

Repeat after me…urine is sterile, urine is sterile, urine is sterile :) Currently potty training my youngest, and just today he managed to piss in his own face then aim that little sucker right at mine. We took a non-golden shower directly after!

By: Gina

Gina — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 21:10:57 +0000

They really do seem attracted to the dirtiest thing in the room. My son used to love to play with the wheels of strollers and grocery carts. Foul, foul, foul…