11 Gifts To Make You (And Your Partner) Feel Sexy AF For Christmas

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11 Gifts To Make You (And Your Partner) Feel Sexy AF For Christmas

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Yes, the holiday season is stressful, annoying and exhausting. In-laws who overstay their welcome, holiday to-do lists that seem endless, and not nearly enough egg nog to deal with the Elf on The Shelf can leave moms feeling, well, less that sexy, that’s for sure.

But the holidays also bring white twinkle lights, cozy fireplaces, and Bing Crosby crooning in his deep baritone. Throw in some gently falling snow and kids that have been put to bed early and you have the makings of a romantic evening at home. And a little romance and naughty elf time can go a long way towards helping you survive the holiday madness.

Lucky for you, we’ve rounded up the perfect gifts to help you and your partner get tangled up in the tinsel this holiday season.

K-Y Yours + Mine Couples Personal Lubricants

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Stress can make your lady garden dryer than the Sahara. Lubricants that create a tingling sensation for her and a warming sensation for him? Baby, it’s cold outside and I just decided to stay….

“Love Always” Couple’s Pillowcases

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Okay, sure, most of us don’t actually make our beds, but these pillow cases almost make us want to, right? It’ll be easy to whisper sweet nothings in your partner’s ear when you are literally snuggling up next to “Love Always” pillows.

The Womanizer 2Go

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Every woman needs a splurge item on her wish list and the Womanizer 2Go will jingle your bells in all the right places. Different from a traditional vibrator, the Womanizer 2Go works without skin contact or vibration. It’s literally a bit of magic in the shape of a lipstick tube. Forget snow. Let it 2Go, let it 2Go, let it 2Go, ladies!

“Have You Ever/Would You Like To….” Coupon Book

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While some of us would argue that “Would you like to empty the dishwasher?” answered with an enthusiastic “YES!” from our partner is hot AF, these cards will make any random Tuesday night sexier. With questions like, “Have you ever done a strip tease?” and “Have you ever been to a XXX theater?” these sexy coupons might just lead to “Why is Mommy’s underwear on the Christmas tree?” from the kids in the morning.

Fifty Shades of Grey Sweet Sensation Sensual Bath Oil

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There is nothing more romantic than candles, a hot bath, and some good oils. This sensual bath oil infused with bergamot, sandalwood and musk, character Christian Grey’s signature scent, will have you saying “Laters, Baby” to holiday stress.

Lelo Billy Luxury Vibrating Prostate Massager

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Because men want to feel sexy, too. And also? Helping him discover his male G spot will be the only gift you have to give him this season. And all of 2018.

Jonathan Adler Pop Champagne Candle

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Nothing sets the mood like candle light, and a candle that “feels like New Year’s Eve, silk satin sheets and a million bucks” is a must-have for a romantic night at home.

Dirty Dancing DVD/Blue-Ray

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“Nobody puts Baby in a corner” is the sexiest line ever uttered in a movie, ever. Enough said. Watch this to get in the mood.

Artland Splash Wine Glasses

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I know, most of us down wine in a red solo cup or the straight from the bottle, but on nights where romance is in the air, drinking wine like a civilized grown up may be in order. And they are dishwasher safe so no worries about having extra work in the morning to clean up after playing “hide the candy cane” with your partner.

Godiva Chocolate Gold Ballotin Box

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Chocolate is always romantic. Always. Now buy this immediately and go be sexy AF in your yoga pants.

Jimmy Jane Afterglow Natural Massage Oil Candle

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Lights, drizzle, ACTION! This candle ignites to produce a soothing massage oil and, OMG, what are you waiting for and why hasn’t someone bought this for me already?

Go ahead, ladies, put these sexy gifts on your wish list and wait for the magic to happen by the soft glow of the Christmas tree lights. Or, better yet, treat yourself as you are shopping and decking the halls for everyone else.  And, if you buy yourself a sexy Mrs. Claus outfit so you can tickle Santa’s prostate, this elf’s lips are sealed.