Ugh, why do women breastfeed in public? What? Did you say “because their babies are hungry?” What kind of ridiculous reason is that? We all know there are reasons women breastfeed publicly, and they clearly have nothing to do with actually feeding their babies. I personally did it for all the men out there who don’t have the internet and can’t Google boobs. Duh.
Finally a woman breaks down all the reasons you should never, ever breastfeed in public.
Put your boobs away, ladies! (Unless they’re dairy free.)