9 Retailers’ Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother’s Day – Scary Mommy

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9 Retailers’ Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother’s Day

First come the compliments and kind words:

9 Retailers' Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother's Day

Thank you, Ann. I’ve always liked you.

9 Retailers' Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother's Day

Now I’m blushing. I am seriously awesome and well-made! Oh wait, you were talking about shorts, never mind.

9 Retailers' Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother's Day

Sure, if you mean heads of lettuce at the grocery store…and FYI, Father’s Day is next month.

Unfortunately, as the day goes on, there is often a little disappointment mixed in:

9 Retailers' Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother's Day

Wait, I’m expected to make my own gift? Um, sure, I’m totally fine with that (wipes away martyr tear).

9 Retailers' Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother's Day

Little hint: “Dog Mom” did not necessarily want “Dog Mom presents.”

Things may start to look up at some point….

9 Retailers' Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother's Day

“Well, hello there, handsome…”

9 Retailers' Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother's Day

Dine Amalfi style? Now we’re talking…

…but don’t get your hopes up too high

9 Retailers' Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother's Day

Oh wait, scratch the fancy dinner because, “Mom! Mom! Look at this!”

And in the end, no matter how great the day…

9 Retailers' Emails That Add Up to the Perfect Mother's Day

Yeah, don’t worry Macy’s. I haven’t forgotten it’s not all about me (#PromoCodeMOM).

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Happy Mother’s Day!