Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
@scarymommy
NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
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Latest posts by Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy (see all)
- The Disney Reveal - May 14, 2013
- Met My Match At Disney… - May 13, 2013
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OMG I LOVE LOVE LOVE that last photo! It’s like a Hallmark Moment but not that cheesey…..
Dani Webb’s last blog post..Look What I Got Today!
That last picture is to die for! So stinkin’ cute!
Kristina’s last blog post..Oh where oh where can my baby be?
I agree, the last picture is adorable! You take some great pics!!!
Mama Kat’s last blog post..Week Of Fun: I Know Things Will Be Fine BUT…
How cute!!!!
Makes me want to bring my little to a farm…even though she can’t walk. I could stroller her around couldn’t I?
Adorable photos!
christy’s last blog post..Another prize?
Thanks, guys. I can’t believe I got a rear shot with no crack in sight. A true miracle. :)
Looks like an awesome time! And no swearing??? Must have been a good day!
Rachel’s last blog post..Wardrobe Wednesday
Greetings Jill! I absolutely love the 3rd picture where your son is hanging on the fence while looking through it!
Wishing you a scent-sational day!
Patty
Patty Reiser’s last blog post..Kewl Props
Gorgeous, gorgeous photos! I was so mesmerized I forgot how to spell gorgeous and had to type it three times before I got it right again. What kind of camera do you use? In the market for a new one.
LinLori’s last blog post..Weekend Wind-Down
You definitely need to frame that last one! So sweet!
Colleen – Mommy Always Wins’s last blog post..Knocking you out with these American thighs
L- It’s a Nikon D40 and it has changed my life. I am in LOVE with it.
your little one is so adorable
I love love LOVE the 4th photo. So much character!
Mrs Soup’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Big Beautiful Brown Eyes
Looks like my backyard!!
What sweet pictures!!!
Jenni Jiggety’s last blog post..WW:Bloggy Couture
Awww. You’re babies are too damn cute. :) It looks like you guys had a fun day out, how awesome.
Meandering Mel’s last blog post..F* You Hacker Man
Wow! it looks like you guys had a blast!
Amber’s last blog post..How the weather makes me FAT
I see they had fun even though there were no dinosaurs or dragons!
Sandy’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday-Snakes, Eww!
Looks like fun was had by all!
Suzi’s last blog post..Monkey Bars – 1, Boy #3 – 0
That 4th one cracks me up. Looks like a blast. We should meet up some time with the kids.
DCUrbanDad’s last blog post..It’s hard to get up in the morning with this in my bed
If you read my blog on a regular basis, you must know how much I love these outings. We go to the zoo once a week. The theme park, once a week. State parks, a few times a month. The farmstead in town, twice a month. Museums – as much as possible. I love it all…..anything for the kids…..where they are tricked into learning while having fun!
Starnes Fam’s last blog post..Remarkably Clever, Indeed!
They are just too cute, and I’m pretty sure they had a blast.
Jennifer’s last blog post..Please bear with me
Ahhh seriously such cuteness! Such great pictures! Love the one of your daughter petting the… the… horse? Or whatever it is. She looks GORGEOUS. Look at her hair! She should be in commercials. :) And your boys are just delish and oh-so cute! Little boy feet in little sandals… ahhh!
Loukia’s last blog post..Tips for a new mom
OOOOOOOHH! I love that donkey ^_^
desiree fawn’s last blog post..weight watchers weigh in: week nine.
First, great photos!
Secondly, I could not help but notice all the kids are dressed in solid colored polo shirts. Was this intentional for photographic purposes? This is something I could see myself totally doing!
(By the way, the donkey photo is my favorite.)
T Rex Mom’s last blog post..Jungle Gyms and Happy Meals
But, of course! Doesn't every mother plan for a photo-op?
Fabulous photos! They look adorable, and more importantly, so happy.
Ryan Ashley Scott’s last blog post..When life hands you spam, make a spam sandwich
The one with your little boy looking the fence is priceless. He just looks so happy!
Crystal’s last blog post..Talk is Cheap, Anyway
Great photos. I wonder if your daughter will soon be asking if she can have a pony of her own!
Lady Mama’s last blog post..The strange incident of the body in the road and the impatient soccer mom
These are adorable! You have such a great eye! :)
Robin’s last blog post..Musical Monday: Let’s Get It On!
Great shots—brings back memories of why I have friends bring their kids out even when they scare me. Good pics, that is why!
paige’s last blog post..what to do next?
That bottom shot is priceless – make a poster :)
jamaise’s last blog post..Frecklebox Personalized books review & GIVEAWAY
Hey, what happened to the sailor swimsuit? Me, I’d keep your youngest in it all the time, but that’s just how I roll.
Lynn from For Love or Funny’s last blog post..School’s out, and I’m terrified
That last photo is AWESOME! Deserves a spot on the wall :)
Jaden’s last blog post..Rainy Days…
They look so happy at the farm. If my kid was at a farm she would be tense because her mom would be tense because her mom hates anything to do with nature. :)
Futureblackmail’s last blog post..SIBLING SUMMERHOOD
They look so BIG!
I just want to eat your youngest everytime I see a picture of him! Not that I’m a cannibal or anything, I just want to soosh him, and pin him down and kiss him ’till he screams…OK, you can get that retraining order now. Check out my giveaway, I know you will likey!
Former Fat Chick’s last blog post..Giveaway…shhhhh, no one can tell THE HUBS!
oy oy oy! look at them kiddies in their polo shirts! lily’s hair is so long and pretty! And she’s so mature! And the two boys are really starting to look alike! you’re pics kill me. i love you’re fam!
It is not often that a kid gets to be the same height as zoo animals. You can tell that they are loving this.
Heck, I love a petting zoo.
Teri’s last blog post..Hello Sunshine
Great shots! Love how the kids get so into stuff like that!
TentCamper’s last blog post..‘Normal’ childhood? – Part Two – Fork Dinner
So fun!
Jen, buried with children’s last blog post..What A Weird Dream
Very cute pictures!! Love the looks on their little faces!
Trina’s last blog post..~~Winner Lauren Nicole Monogrammed Gifts~~
awwwwwwwwwwww – they look like they enjoyed themselves!
scrappysue’s last blog post..wordful wednesday – pudding
what a fun time for them! (and you watching them enjoy it, ha ha) great pictures :)
Lizzie’s last blog post..HOME TOUR! (living area edition)
These pictures are FABULOUS! You look like you should be taking the stock pictures for the demos Apple makes for iPhoto and iMovie. Beautiful!
Mariano’s last blog post..How You Can Use Online Tools to Buzz Like Apple, Inc.
Such great pictures. Looks like a fun time!
.-= Elaine´s last blog ..Lost Reservation but Great Vacation! =-.
So sweet. They make me melt : ). I love their happy smiles!
.-= Life with Kaishon´s last blog ..Tales from the Circus! =-.
So it’s official, huh? Evan can walk and keep up now with his siblings’ mischiefs? So cute!
Congrats! You have amazing kids!
And, for the record, I saw your picture as a child (that one with jess) and they all resemble you, not just Ben, speccially ’cause of the dimples. Cute! .^_^.
PS: Yeah, I know. This post is 3 years old. I don’t care. I am reading your blog in chronological order, so that’s how my comments will be. According to what you wrote back then.
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