About
This is me.
I think the best music is from two centuries ago, use an obscene amount of conditioner and am utterly addicted to Nutella. I require approximately nine hours of sleep a night, but get more like five. That explains my state of constant confusion and exhaustion. In real life, I talk with my hands… a lot. To read how that translates to a blog, click here.
These are my children.
Lily is my first born. She is six and is the sweetest, most dramatic and intense creature I can imagine. She is also the most likely to resent this blog. Ben is four. He loves dinosaurs and grilled cheese and thinks that bodily functions are simply hilarious. Evan is two and more trouble than any third child should be. He’s usually messy, often dancing and always up to no good.
This is my husband.
I believe in soul mates and have no doubt that he is mine. But he drives me fucking crazy.
And Penelope is our big red dog.
Welcome to our world.
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Hey now, where’s pics of the hubby and most importantly, the DOG?! :) New to your blog, like it so far, soooooo sorry that your feedburner got all messed up, that sucks the big one… I’ll put a post on my blog and encourage my peeps to sign up here. I’ll betcha you’re up to more than 700 in no time at all!
Oh and I forgot to tell ya, very cute kids, but you already knew that. ;-)
For you, Oz Girl. The husband and the dog. :)
But how old is Evan?
I’m in love with your dog. At least how cute she is.
Just accidentally stumbled upon your blog via blog catalogue, as we both came up under “scary”. Loved yours. not boring as most of mom’s blogs out there. well done and do check mine out.
scary azeri mother
Okay, your children are simply adorable! So cute.
What a beautiful family! Can’t wait to read more!
they are the cutest kids in the world born after 1997 (the year my youngest was born).
they are incredibly darling.
Love that you said fucking. My mother would faint if it was in my blog (as she might be my only reader). But it’s a part of my everyday vocabulary. Nice.
New to your blog, and I don’t know where to start because clearly I could spend hours on here. My boss would not be happy, since I’m more likely to have “free” time at work than at home. Love the pics—your kids are beautiful!
What a cool, fun blog! Beautiful kids, graphics and snappy awards!
Just found your blog randomly (bored at work = lots of blog hopping for me!), and I love your writing style. I just started on WordPress and your article about blogging is super helpful! Thanks so much :)
Hey! I’m new to blogging and I’m DC too. Just found you and totally pysched to red more!
Scary Mommy, I just love you and your site. I wish we were besties. Thank you for being so fantastical.
We must have been on the same 80s wavelength today because I felt the need to write about my unfaltering devotion to Debbie Gibson. I used to draw smiley faces on my knees to show through my denim holes. I also said ‘tubular’, like a Ninja Turtle.
http://imgonnakillhim.com/
Hiya :)
I wondering if you wouldn’t mind sharing what the plugin is at the end of your posts that has the twitter, FB and stumbleupon tabs on it?
Cheers~ Tina
It’s http://www.sexybookmarks.net/ :)
Thanks heaps! :)
Hi there! Just found you while browsing about Labour, in laws and stuff…. :P And I think you are hilarious! Gonna go check it all out now. ;)
Cheers from Texas!
Hey now, where’s pics of the hubby and most importantly, the DOG?! :) New to your blog, like it so far, soooooo sorry that your feedburner got all messed up, that sucks the big one… I’ll put a post on my blog and encourage my peeps to sign up here. I’ll betcha you’re up to more than 700 in no time at all!
+1
I just came across your blog tonight and LOOOVE it! Its so nice to hear someone being honest about motherhood. It is the best, most rewarding thing ever, but is very very scary/stressful/suicidal(lol)/crazy @ times…LOL. Some moms sugarcoat their lives and make me feel like I am a failure as a mom, in reality, they are the failure for being fake & crazy!!
Your 4YO Ben reminds me of my Mr.4…especially with that look on his face. Great “About Me”! Would love you to read mine! :)
I adore that photo of you :-)
How about that! I have a Lily (9) and Ben (7), too. No Evan, though. The ship has sailed. :)
I see sooo many people leave you comments. I wont be long. Luv the blog. Its the funniest one I seen yet. Bookmarked!
Hey Jill, found you on Twitter and LOVE your blog, it’s nice to find another crazed mama that is so refreshingly honest and blunt as hell. We have the same sick sense of humor! I busted out laughing at the blurb about your hubby, I think we’re married to the same man?! One day I want to kiss the hell out of him, others I just want to throw him through the damn wall……guess that’s love, huh?
Love your site and your banner! So true!
I just found your blog through twitter and I love it!! It’s nice to know there are other moms who swear and don’t have perfect lives and don’t give a shit what anyone else thinks. I LOVE your “Alienating people…” post. LMAO
Rock on!
I just found your blog through Twitter and I love it! It’s nice to know there are other moms out there who swear and don’t give a shit what people think. You speak your mind, you’re open and honest and you don’t sugar coat shit. (I LOVE your “Alienating people again…” post.) Rock on!
WOOPS!