Aussa Lorens writes at Hacker.Ninja.Hooker.Spy. where some mistakes are too good not to share. You can find her causing a stir on Facebook and mocking her coworkers on Twitter. Her work has been featured on Cosmopolitan and The Huffington Post. She was selected as a 2014 BlogHer Voice of the Year and won the 2014 Indie Chicks Badass Blog Award for Biggest Girl Crush.