Samantha Wassel is a stay-at-home mama to the cutest twin toddlers in the history of all toddlerdom. When she's not running her borderline-offensive mouth, she's running masochistically long distances, often with the aforementioned toddlers in tow. She enjoys reading, writing, baking, marathoning, complaining, photographing, playgrounding, and Ghirardelli Midnight Reverie chocolate bars. Her writing has been featured on Scary Mommy, Club Mid, In the Powder Room, Bluntmoms and Mamalode. Follow her on Facebook and check out her personal blog, Between the Monkey Bars.