Stephanie Ortiz – Scary Mommy

Stephanie Ortiz

Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to classic rock. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mommy, or on Twitter.