Wendy Wisner is a staff writer for Scary Mommy. Her essays have appeared on Brain, Child Magazine; Babble; The Washington Post; The Huffington Post; Role Reboot; Kveller; and elsewhere. Wendy is the mom of two crazy, delicious boys, and a lactation consultant (IBCLC). She spends way too much time on Facebook, so connect with her there. You can also find her at www.wendywisner.com and on Twitter.