Comments on: 10 Baby Firsts You’ll Never Want to Experience Again

By: birkin bag

birkin bag — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 03:15:15 +0000

We used to call our lil man Ninja spitter/ pooper/ pee-er. In a split second that I get out the wipe? Seriously?!

By: silly mommy

silly mommy — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 15:20:38 +0000

youngest was 6? my youngest attended the birth (best birth control system ever, she doesn’t want to have kids for a LONG time) she was 16 when her sister was born 2 years ago.

By: Erika

Erika — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 15:03:37 +0000

Oh my gosh! Too funny!

By: Hollie

Hollie — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 17:03:52 +0000

Ugh! Heart Monitors!!! It’s the stupid loose wires! It went off three times in a Babies R Us, and management thought it was a fire alarm. I didn’t realize it until they started evacuating the building…

By: P

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 02:22:21 +0000

Love the stories, ladies :) We used to call our lil man Ninja spitter/ pooper/ pee-er. In a split second that I get out the wipe? Seriously?!

By: Emoree

Emoree — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:27:20 +0000

My two-year old as a newborn (showing a great display of foreshadowing) entertained my sleeping husband and I in the middle of the night with a feeding and then a projectile poop. In slow motion I surveyed the damage following the trail as it landed on my right leg (not so bad), my right arm (ew), my bedding (uh oh), the headboard (really??) and finally I looked at my sleeping husband who had a nice spattering all over his head and face. I had to gently wake him up without alarming him (not “wake up there’s a SPIDER on you!!”). Surprisingly, he didn’t mind taking a shower in the middle of the night. Luckily, I had clean sheets and bedding ready.

By: Sandra

Sandra — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 01:10:17 +0000

First time your husband tells you that you have a large dried milk dribble stain down the back of your top and you realise that you have been out grocery shopping with said stain…

By: Corinne @ Surviving Motherhood with a Sense of Humor

Corinne @ Surviving Motherhood with a Sense of Humor — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 15:00:28 +0000

I read this thinking that it would put a screeching halt to the thoughts of a 3rd I’ve been having…as I read it I missed the baby stage that much more. How whacked is that?! Guess there’s no hope for a 2 child house for me!

By: huskymom

huskymom — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 14:47:31 +0000

Wow. I don’t actually have any human children (just a Husky canine child). Thank you all for your frightening baby moments. I shall go count my birth control pills and remember that projectile poop happens. That should keep me off of baby fever for 3-5 years… :)

By: Candy

Candy — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:28:29 +0000

A view, I guess, is better than none :-)