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		<title>By: Theresa</title>
		<link>http://www.scarymommy.com/before-i-was-a-mom/#comment-67338</link>
		<dc:creator>Theresa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey love you list, wish I had thought of rolling my eyes at my mom a bit more, lol.  Love your blog, I am a new scary mommer

I wrote about 10 things I am glad no one told me, otherwise I would never have had kids! http://www.amountainmomma.com/?p=107</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey love you list, wish I had thought of rolling my eyes at my mom a bit more, lol.  Love your blog, I am a new scary mommer</p>
<p>I wrote about 10 things I am glad no one told me, otherwise I would never have had kids! <a href="http://www.amountainmomma.com/?p=107" rel="nofollow">http://www.amountainmomma.com/?p=107</a><br />
<span class="cluv">Theresa recently posted..<a class="d3365fc5bb 67338" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.amountainmomma.com/?p=657">Don’t throw the baby out the window…</a></span></p>
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		<title>By: jay</title>
		<link>http://www.scarymommy.com/before-i-was-a-mom/#comment-66790</link>
		<dc:creator>jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 04:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>don&#039;t forget to have great sex! i was a bit of a wild child in my youth, but now i feel like i don&#039;t have enough hours in the day to make love to my dh. when we finally do get some alone time, were lucky to catch a nap and a slice of cold pizza, much less make time for forplay. i really miss having the time to just let my hair down.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>don&#8217;t forget to have great sex! i was a bit of a wild child in my youth, but now i feel like i don&#8217;t have enough hours in the day to make love to my dh. when we finally do get some alone time, were lucky to catch a nap and a slice of cold pizza, much less make time for forplay. i really miss having the time to just let my hair down.</p>
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		<title>By: Zoey @ Good Goog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zoey @ Good Goog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 03:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ignorance is bliss? This is what I wrote - 10 Things I Didn&#039;t Read in What to Expect http://bit.ly/hUBcmo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ignorance is bliss? This is what I wrote &#8211; 10 Things I Didn&#8217;t Read in What to Expect <a href="http://bit.ly/hUBcmo" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/hUBcmo</a><br />
<span class="cluv">Zoey @ Good Goog recently posted..<a class="3ecd59fdec 65252" rel="nofollow" href="http://goodgoog.com/2011/photos/off-the-grid/">149-365 Off the Grid</a></span></p>
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		<title>By: Momma Michelle</title>
		<link>http://www.scarymommy.com/before-i-was-a-mom/#comment-65141</link>
		<dc:creator>Momma Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Showering every day and applying make up with perfection!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Showering every day and applying make up with perfection!</p>
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		<title>By: Julia</title>
		<link>http://www.scarymommy.com/before-i-was-a-mom/#comment-65135</link>
		<dc:creator>Julia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 16:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your sex life will never be the same..oh sure maybe at first with that first one..then they grow. They want to sleep in your bed..in the middle.Or they wander in at inopportune moments &quot;Yay! I wanna play horsie too!&quot; Then they are tweens..and suspicious.They invite every friend they have to stay overnight at your house..your are more booked than the Holiday Inn. Then they are teens and KNOW what you might be thinking..they organize the littler ones and take turns parading past your door all night like Sgt. Schultz on Hogan&#039;s Heroes..&quot;Zherrr villll beeee noooo monkey bizznezzzzzzz!!!&quot; *sigh* I have kids from 2 to 22 under my roof at any given time....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your sex life will never be the same..oh sure maybe at first with that first one..then they grow. They want to sleep in your bed..in the middle.Or they wander in at inopportune moments &#8220;Yay! I wanna play horsie too!&#8221; Then they are tweens..and suspicious.They invite every friend they have to stay overnight at your house..your are more booked than the Holiday Inn. Then they are teens and KNOW what you might be thinking..they organize the littler ones and take turns parading past your door all night like Sgt. Schultz on Hogan&#8217;s Heroes..&#8221;Zherrr villll beeee noooo monkey bizznezzzzzzz!!!&#8221; *sigh* I have kids from 2 to 22 under my roof at any given time&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel</title>
		<link>http://www.scarymommy.com/before-i-was-a-mom/#comment-65133</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Enjoy the weekend. No longer will weekends be for relaxing, sleeping in, catching up on errands, leisurely cooking or recovering from a hard week at work. Those days are over.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enjoy the weekend. No longer will weekends be for relaxing, sleeping in, catching up on errands, leisurely cooking or recovering from a hard week at work. Those days are over.</p>
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		<title>By: Julie {Angry Julie Monday}</title>
		<link>http://www.scarymommy.com/before-i-was-a-mom/#comment-65131</link>
		<dc:creator>Julie {Angry Julie Monday}</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 14:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My BIGGEST regret is not traveling. We were focusing so much on our careers, that we never took breaks.  Now it is so hard to travel with our son and we never go anywhere.  I have friends whom have traveled to so many awesome places.  I have barely been anywhere.

Also, I would want my bills paid off.  Working full-time and parenting is not fun. If we had less bills, I could step down to a lower paying job.

Oh, and advice? Am I supposed to be giving out parenting advice? Hmmm...start discussing life phiosophies with your spouse. My husband and I have very different feelings on certain topics dealing with our son.  We constantly disagree over school, sports, you name it. I always have to justify my reasoning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My BIGGEST regret is not traveling. We were focusing so much on our careers, that we never took breaks.  Now it is so hard to travel with our son and we never go anywhere.  I have friends whom have traveled to so many awesome places.  I have barely been anywhere.</p>
<p>Also, I would want my bills paid off.  Working full-time and parenting is not fun. If we had less bills, I could step down to a lower paying job.</p>
<p>Oh, and advice? Am I supposed to be giving out parenting advice? Hmmm&#8230;start discussing life phiosophies with your spouse. My husband and I have very different feelings on certain topics dealing with our son.  We constantly disagree over school, sports, you name it. I always have to justify my reasoning.<br />
<span class="cluv">Julie {Angry Julie Monday} recently posted..<a class="f741cb47f1 65131" rel="nofollow" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AngryJulieMonday/~3/6l4xo9NXJbE/">Project 365- Week 7</a></span></p>
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		<title>By: Karen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 13:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would advise going to school before you have children.  We&#039;re so broke right now so I&#039;ve gone back to school for my Master&#039;s Degree.  I am more exhausted than ever and have a never ending cold because I can&#039;t rest enough to boost my immune system.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would advise going to school before you have children.  We&#8217;re so broke right now so I&#8217;ve gone back to school for my Master&#8217;s Degree.  I am more exhausted than ever and have a never ending cold because I can&#8217;t rest enough to boost my immune system.</p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
		<link>http://www.scarymommy.com/before-i-was-a-mom/#comment-65123</link>
		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 13:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do not stare, point, sigh or roll your eyes at parents trying to control their little one in public because some day it will be you! Remember that little thing called karma...

Also, don&#039;t say &quot;my kid will never behave like that&quot; or &quot;I won&#039;t do that as a parent&quot; because you have no clue what you&#039;re in for! Here&#039;s my reality check list!

http://theunemployedmom.com/2010/02/02/things-i-said-id-never-do-as-a-parent/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do not stare, point, sigh or roll your eyes at parents trying to control their little one in public because some day it will be you! Remember that little thing called karma&#8230;</p>
<p>Also, don&#8217;t say &#8220;my kid will never behave like that&#8221; or &#8220;I won&#8217;t do that as a parent&#8221; because you have no clue what you&#8217;re in for! Here&#8217;s my reality check list!</p>
<p><a href="http://theunemployedmom.com/2010/02/02/things-i-said-id-never-do-as-a-parent/" rel="nofollow">http://theunemployedmom.com/2010/02/02/things-i-said-id-never-do-as-a-parent/</a><br />
<span class="cluv">Jessica recently posted..<a class="f1a78efabb 65123" rel="nofollow" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheUnemployedMom/~3/nv6Z1e3Yqag/">Central Florida Event Reminders</a></span></p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer Bruno</title>
		<link>http://www.scarymommy.com/before-i-was-a-mom/#comment-56458</link>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer Bruno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 00:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really enjoyed this post!  I&#039;m not yet a parent and can sometimes find myself obsessing about my fertility issues.  This was a great reminder to enjoy and appreciate the things I CAN do while I&#039;m sans kids.  :-)  Thanks so much!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really enjoyed this post!  I&#8217;m not yet a parent and can sometimes find myself obsessing about my fertility issues.  This was a great reminder to enjoy and appreciate the things I CAN do while I&#8217;m sans kids.  :-)  Thanks so much!</p>
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