From the category archives:

Telling It Like It Is

I spoke to a reporter from CNN on Wednesday for a story about parents giving children non-prescription medication.

Had I ever done it, she asked?

Yes, I replied. One time, under the recommendation of my doctor, I gave my 18 month old daughter Benadryl on a 2 hour flight to help her cope. The plan backfired. She was wired, the flight was a disaster and that was the end of that. Since then, I have never given my children medication as a way to benefit me. Lesson learned.

Do you know people who do, she asked?

Yes, I said. It’s a totally selfish act, but who am I to judge? I’m hardly a perfect parent.

Under what circumstances do you think it is acceptable?

I suppose it’s better than screaming at or beating a kid when all your buttons are being pushed. An airplane ride with three out of control toddlers? Yeah, that might be a good reason. A survival mechanism, I said.

And that was the end of that.

To clear things up: Obviously, drugging your child is not a good idea. Big fat fucking duh. Neither is beating them or losing it on an airplane full of 200 people.

It’s been so enlightening to read about all of the parents out there who never make a less than perfect decision. The posts dedicated to bashing me have been especially fun to read. And, the comments on the article? Woot! Good times.

For all of you perfect parents making perfect decisions in your perfect lives, this isn’t the place for you. Why don’t you look up some of the feminist/breastfeeding blogs? Those folks always seem to have the right answers.

And, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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My Children Are Driving Me Crazy

05.11.2010

You know those kids who you see out shopping who are so misbehaved that you can’t even be annoyed because you’re too busy pitying the parents? Or those children who belong to friends of yours, whom you bitch about all the way from from dinner and count your blessings that you didn’t breed those little [...]

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An End to Daylight Saving Time

03.16.2010

Dear Mr. President, I know you may have a few other things on your agenda, but I think this needs your immediate attention. I am writing to implore you to rethink the archaic system of daylight saving time. I realize that it may make sense for the farmers. It may make sense for the scientists [...]

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Being A Good Neighbor

02.09.2010

Things are trudging forward and it looks like we may actually be heading toward an April move. {Fingers crossed. And toes.} There are many factors that led us to want a change, but probably most of all is the fact that we just don’t belong in our neighborhood. After much thought, I’ve come to the [...]

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iPhone spell check: What the duck?

01.28.2010

Dear iPhone, I have long come to terms with the fact that I have a bit of a potty mouth. I’m not especially proud of it, but it’s a part of who I am. It’s just the way it is. My parents are no longer shocked and appalled by my language. My friends all expect [...]

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Ignorance is alive, and it’s watching my child, Part II

01.13.2010

{First of all, thank you all for the thought provoking and supportive comments on yesterday’s post. This experience has been eye opening, to say the least, and I am grateful to have had this community to share it with.} Today. This morning, I had decided. I was going to fire Nanny B and she was [...]

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Biggest Parenting Failures of 2009

12.03.2009
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Alternatively titled: You are a much better parent than you think. 1. The Balloon Boy’s Parents: Not only did Richard and Mayumi Heene think they could get away with claiming their son flew away in a home-made balloon, but they also named him Falcon. The irony is tragic. 2. Jon Gosselin: He has been called [...]

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My Children are Gross

09.27.2009
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Kate from The Big Piece of Cake wrote a wonderful post last week called “My Kids are Gross and Annoying.” The title immediately caught my attention, because, like Kate, my kids are also gross and annoying. Small world, huh? We’ll save the annoying for another day, because there’s certainly enough gross for a whole blog [...]

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Crushable Yogurt: An Unsponsored Review

08.20.2009
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Dear products developers at Dannon, I am writing to express my confusion over the most recent product of yours to hit my supermarket’s shelves. “Crushable Yogurt,” you call it, because it’s consumed by crushing the container and slurping out the sugary contents. Huh? What’s wrong with teaching our children to eat with utensils? This product [...]

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