01.16.2010

1. Children always fall asleep early for the sitter who gets paid by the hour to entertain them. 2. Bed wetting only occurs immediately after the sheets have been washed and similarly, pooping always occurs in a brand new diaper. 3. They inevitably rise earlier on the weekends than the weekdays. By hours. 4. The [...]
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01.03.2010

1. I love the beach. 2. Sunsets are magical. 3. My kids are awesome. 4. Few things make me as happy as finding pretty shells. 5. The best roadside restaurant is Cracker Barrell. {The toys, the candy, the food? How had I never before been!?} 6. The worst? Hardee’s, by a landslide. 7. I-95 sucks. [...]
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