People are pretty upset about Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan calling it quits
Last night, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan broke the entire internet’s hearts with the news of their separation. Yes, the couple that made gushing over each other on Instagram an art form appear to be calling it quits, and it’s making people wonder if love is still alive or has ever existed at all.
— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) April 3, 2018
Once Tatum and Dewan’s shared statement hit their social media accounts, devastated fans of the couple and love in general took to their status updates to let the world know their pain.
Like, really — they apparently ruined love and a beloved cheesy dance movie in one fell swoop.
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum are separating. Love is dead. Step Up is ruined. April is cancelled.
— Taylor Banks (@MsTaylorBanks) April 3, 2018
People are drowning their sorrows in ice cream as though it’s their own relationship ending.
— Simona (@simona_ka) April 3, 2018
The news has the internet desperately grasping on to something they know is true. Blake and Ryan, please don’t fail us now.
Now that Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum are separating, our only hope is Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds😪😪😪
— Dana Loesch (@dana_loesch18) April 3, 2018
That lone tear sliding down the cheek? It was me in bed at 9:30 last night when I heard the news. *Cue R.E.M.’s Everybody Hurts*
Some folks are getting a teeny bit dramatic, though.
channing tatum and jenna dewan tatum have ripped my heart out of my chest and spat on it
— jesus of neasareth (@NeasaCumiskey) April 3, 2018
But can you blame them? Their hope in the promise of true love is now forever dimmed. Only Blake and Ryan and Chrissy and John can keep the flame lit.
Channing and Jenna Dewan Tatum are getting divorced and I’m concerned that Chrissy Teigan and John Legend are next
— Nina Costello (@Irritated_247) April 3, 2018
I mean, if these two sexy beings who regularly proclaimed their love for each other can’t make it, what hope do any of us have?
Love doesn't even exist anymore. I mean Channing Tatum and his wife are getting divorced. If they can't make it no one can hahah
— Savannah Chrisley (@_ItsSavannah_) April 3, 2018
A lot of overreacting going on, but this has people totally shook.
Way more emotional that I should be over Channing & Jenna splitting up 😭💔
— Amanda Stanton (@amandastantonnn) April 3, 2018
Tell ’em, Tyra.
me seeing channing tatum and jenna dewan splitting up after nine yeas pic.twitter.com/sUpzk3iNTT
— justin (@JUSTlNW) April 3, 2018
Of course we know they’re “only” celebrities and not personal friends, but it still hurts.
Me: People get too caught up in celebrities and their private lives.
Also, me: Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are separating. Love is dead. I don’t know how to exist in this world.
— RiotGrl✨ (@ErinLea7) April 3, 2018
Any chances this is the world’s most elaborate and cruel prank? Fans would probably forgive them if it meant restoring their faith in true love.
Hey Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan April fools was yesterday 😭
— Aaron 💧 (@IlluminatePerry) April 3, 2018
Honestly, it’s hard not to take this personally.
Channing Tatum and Jenna are splitting up I feel like I’ve been personally dumped
— Kylie Ebeling (@Kylie_Ebeling) April 3, 2018
But at least some fans are keeping their sense of humor intact.
whoever channing tatum dates next will be a real…. step down
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 3, 2018
But this is the most accurate thing of all time. Send the goddamn wine.
RIP, true love.