Confessions of a Scary Mommy

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So, I wrote a book that’s coming out in April. {Eeeeeeekkkk!!!} You should totally pre-order it, if for no other reason than to keep me from going completely insane — isn’t that good enough reason?!

But, really, if you like it here, you’ll like the book. I just know it. Click the cute little buttons below to purchase from your favorite store. Pretty please?

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I’ll also be hosting several book signing events around the book release and would love to see you! The growing schedule is below:
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TODAY SHOW
April 4 at 8:00AM
30 Rockefeller Plaza, New York NY

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BARNES AND NOBLE
Apr 4 at 7:00PM
150 East 86th Street, New York, NY

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BARNES AND NOBLE
Apr 10 at 7:00PM
1350B Bald Hill Road, Warwick RI

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BARNES AND NOBLE
Apr 11 at 7:00PM
98 Middlesex Turnpike, Burlington MA

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BARNES AND NOBLE
Apr 14 at 1:00PM
301 Main Street, Exton PA

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JCC OF GREATER WASHINGTON
Apr 18 at 7:30PM
6125 Montrose Road, Rockville  MD

Praise for Confessions of a Scary Mommy:

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“Get ready to ditch those Prada shoes (and anything else nice you own) and face reality–you haven’t had a brutal boss until you’ve had a baby. Confessions of a Scary Mommy is hilariously, outrageously truthful about the hardest job I know. Put this book at the top of your diaper bag!” — Lauren Weisberger, New York Times bestselling author of The Devil Wears Prada

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“Jill offers up the perfect antidote to overly earnest parenting guides. It’s like comfort food for anxious moms, served with a side of snark.” — Cynthia Copeland, author of The Diaper Diaries and Really Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me

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“Any mother who doesn’t stifle a million knowing laughs while reading Confessions of a Scary Mommy needs to make sure her funny bone wasn’t accidentally sucked into the diaper genie.” — Julie Klam, New York Times bestselling author of You Had Me at Woof

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“If you are a mother and you cannot find something to relate to in the first chapter alone (even if you are afraid to admit it) you LIE. Or you are a cyborg, Stepford Wife, or on some really, really good grown-up drugs.  From the dreaded mommy guilt to aching ovaries and swearing at our children when they act like little shits (in our heads, of course) — we’ve all been there. And it is an utter relief to realize we are all a part of this vast sisterhood of Scary Mommies.” — Kerry Ann Morgan, blogger at Vino Baby

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