Scary Mommy Confessions

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  • I don't know who I am anymore.
  • If I were thin, I'd dress sophisticated and elegant but slutty. Very slutty...but still elegant.
  • My kids are jumping on a pile of 2 day old, clean, unfolded laundry. I could fold it. But I'm not.
  • I daydream about the Walking Dead story. I would want to be Rick's sub. He would love and adore me but use me sexually (with light bdsm) to get out all of his frustrations, sorrow and anger. Yes, I am a dork.
  • Having a 3rd child pushed me over the edge of sanity. I took a 2 hour nap with the baby today. I hollered at my kids. I'm letting one throw a fit in the floor while I post this. They have driven me crazy.
  • My husband found out I was talking to an ex, but it wasn't just talking...I didn't let him know we slept together a few times. I feel guilty for not telling him the whole story, but I didn't want him to leave me.
  • H leaves for work early in the am ... me & kid get up 2 hrs later. I spend the whole day caring for toddler & playing online, pretty leisurely. Right before H gets home at 5, I spring into "very busy" mode, as if all day.
  • I am dying to see some of these "awful dirty wrecks" of a house y'all live in... Really curious how I stack up, I mean, it's not crazy dirty, but then again maybe it is and I've just gotten used to it...
  • Baby is almost 10 months and I finally got my period back yesterday. Glad to know I'm not pregnant but I forgot how much it sucks. Had 2 chocolate bars and a whole bottle of wine last night :(
  • At night, I always want to make H and my nightcaps... After a long day, everyday, with the DC under 3, I make mine a double
  • Booked the sitter, called in sick to work, and spent the day in bed watching Dateline mysteries with the dog and lunch and snacks. I stink and look gross, and I feel like a million bucks.
  • I don't want to tell anyone IRL how much weight I need to lose, but I'm halfway to my goal. Down 50 lbs, and 50 lbs to go
  • In 3 years, DH and I will have house and both cars paid off. I plan to quit my job, stay home with my sweet DS and smoke as much weed as I possibly can. That is ALL I plan to do too. Can't freaking wait!!!
  • My DD sleeps better when DH puts her down. Not sure why but its annoying since I'm a SAHM and she only takes good naps when he is there... I don't need good naps when I have back up!
  • Used to be proud of my job and wanted to get ahead. Now I just do the bare minimum to get by and not get fired. Mngmt is arrogant and hateful. Screw them. They pay good so I stay, but SCREW them. No more effort from me.

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