Scary Mommy Confessions


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  • he's only with me for the kids. I'm only with him for his paychecks.
  • DH has gotten a lot of photo radar tickets this year and I wish he'd at least be apologetic over the total waste of money it is (at least $100 each time!), but instead he's just angry that they caught him.
  • Invited another mom back for coffee after kindergarten drop off this morning. That was 4 bottles of wine ago. It's now 2 hours until pick up. One more bottle then we're switching to coffee. I think I've made a friend!!
  • I'm so tired of being flat broke. Every payday is the same thing, pay the bills, groceries, gas, then broke until payday. Some weeks we are broke before the check even hits the bank! Be a better provider, damnit!
  • I wish my husband didn't have kids from his other relationship so that I could have more Of my own kids! I just dont really have any feelings for his kids! Im an asshole.
  • I am a functioning alcoholic. I have two girls 6 and 2. I think my 6 year old is catching on. Sometimes ill skip, last week I went 5 days. Now I'm back to drinking every day at 3pm. I don't know how to stop. I don't wanna.
  • Most of the people in my office are gone to a conference today. Tomorrow too. I'm doing as little work as I can get away with. Reading as many confessions as I can.
  • I just busted DH having a 5 week affair with a 28 year old he's almost 50. She dumped him after two weeks of sex. His penis is small and he has no money. Now he loves me again. Fuck off.
  • Ive started snorting oxys and I love it I know I need to quit but I don't want to! I love how they make me feel-
  • I have a very hard time showing sympathy to my 3 year old when she's hurt because she cries about everything lately I'm just tired of listening to the crying and whining about how she's scared.
  • Honestly thought women were crazy when they say that having an affair saved their marriage. I have just joined the ranks and am now a believer, and understand how it helped.
  • January set a goal to get his weight down to what is was when we married. Anniversary is a week away and he is slimmer and fitter. I've only lost 10 lbs and am seriously disliking him right now.
  • Never really had PMS until after my 3rd child. When I get bitchy DH goes to the 7/11 buys 2 Chunky bars, comes home and says "Open wide for Chunky". The chocolate relieves me, and I always get a laugh too.
  • I really want to start prepping for a SHTF situation but I'm broke. I was thinking of stealing supplies from where I tp and what not. Not sure if that makes me a bad person or not but I need think of my family
  • When I was working full time, I dreamed of being a stay at home mom. Now I'm envious of my husband.

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