Scary Mommy Confessions

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  • Trying to potty train Ds3 while preg with #3 I swatted his bare butt after he stuck his foot in toilet. I left a little red mark feel like the most horrible mom ever.
  • I got through last nights awake period by thinking 'be quiet you horrible little baby' about dd3m. Poor neighbours. Poor me pacing up and down the hall.
  • Have a very high level of sexual tension with a friend of mine. He recently got a new gf and I almost gasped when I finally met her. She looks exactly like me. It is eerie. My kids commented on it immediately afterwards.
  • I just gave our family dog away and told my kids that he ran away. I feel horrible but he didn't have the time or attention he needed and deserved. I want to cry.
  • I regret having my son circumcised and feel so guilty about it. He is 11 years old now and I know he is "fine" but I don't know what I was thinking. Wish I could go back and not do that to him.
  • I love my kids and my husband and I know I should be thankful for our blessings.. but all I really want to do is crawl into bed and sleep. It occupies every waking moment... counting the minutes until I can go to bed.
  • I just upgraded from a dumb flip phone to a smart phone. I texted a few times, made and got a few calls and mostly just read sm confessions and play candy frenzy. I think my phone is bored with me.
  • This second pregnancy is going to be the death of me. Never been so fucking exhausted and miserable in my life. When will it END.
  • I will always resent men for their ability to have sex without consequence.
  • Marrying my husband was a mistake. I wish I never did. Too bad no one else has ever wanted me.

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