Scary Mommy Confessions
- We fantasize about another guy joining us and we love it!
- Whenever I need support the most, that's when he pulls it away.
- I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking a bowl in hopes that it will help me to not lose it with DS3&. They are such little shits sometimes!! Hope they don't burn down the house.../facepalm
- i passed out from the pain of pooping this weekend, came to laying on the bathroom floor with my jammie pants at my knees, things in the tub that were on the edge and a headach from hitting the tub apparently
- All the money and love in the world isn't worth the way I get treated at home. I am considering leaving and finding a cheap apt for me and dd7. It won't be easy, but it will be better for the two of us than this is!
- I made a pair of makeshift panties by cutting the legs off of a pair of pantyhose and sticking a panty liner in the crotch area. And im actually proud of how well it worked.
- Totally have the hots for the new head of security at my office. We flirt & it is such a turn on, that even night DH and I have been getting it on. DH is pumped that he is getting more, but I think he is starting to suspect.
- Whenever I return home from a trip, dh talks about how well behaved kids were, how calm the house was. Am I that much of a shitty high strung parent? Or does he just let most things slide? Prob all of the above. Mommy fail :(
- currently sitting butt ass naked on the side of the tub with my privates on display trying to Veet this horrific bush away before my doctors appointment in 45 min. Think I've got a boil DOWN THERE. Kill me.
- I'm going to pretend that I didn't just trip over a pothole while crossing the street, that I didn't fly spread eagle onto my face, and that I didn't have to be peeled off the road by the construction crew standing there.






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