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  • I drink booze straight from the bottle.

  • I don't regret my kids, I regret their father. I wish current H was their real dad instead of X.

  • My 7 year old has just told me I am the worst person in the entire world. Why? Because I didn't stop, mid shit, to do a button up on her top.

  • DH thinks he makes me O every time, truth is we've been together 15 years and he's only gotten close a handful of times. I fake it to make things finish quickly. Love him so much but the sex is terrible

  • Some months I take my bc pills religiously terrified of getting pregnant, other months I don't take it and hope I do.

  • I wish I could look into the future and see what life would be like with one more child. Can't decide if I want another or not.

  • I wish I had the guts to tell DH my sexual fantasies. Instead we have our monthly missionary romp.

  • I tried the cry-it-out method with my toddler. He cried forever and I feel horrible. Tomorrow I'm going to spoil him to make us feel better.

  • I have an eating disorder. There. I said it. I think it's going to kill me

  • On the weekends that my ex has the kids, I overindulge in wine all my myself and it's glorious.

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