- Took a shit this morning that totally looked like Jabba the hut. Totally gross I know, but I feel soooooo much better!
- I feel like I'm a better mom when I'm a little high. I'm more patient and I realize how much of a better mother I can be if I just tried a little harder. :(
- When I was pregnant I read these confessions and judged a lot of mums here. Now I have a nine month old I totally get it. Sorry mums!
- I check my DS2 every night before I go to bed to make sure he is still breathing. I have done this at least once every night since his birth. This isn't as sweet as it sounds. I am extremely paranoid.
- I iced my butthole today.
- I take my DD6 to the playground I climb on structure and follow her around yelling her name over and over demanding she watch me continuously. she gets so irritated but I die laughing inside.
- I just miscarried and I didn't tell my parents because I couldn't talk about it with anyone. They now are more hurt at the fact tht I kept it from them for a week than the fact I miscarried. I'm so upset
- I am scared that the real reason that I am not bonding with my 2 year old stepson is because he looks so much like his mother...who I despise.
- My mom Recently passed away and i havent felt anything but relief. Im going to hell for sure.
- Married professional mom of 2 and I like doing drugs. A lot.
- When I was younger my mom walked in on a guy eating my ass out...omg.
- The sheer amount of food I eat...I should be obese. I'm so lucky.
- I need a hug. And a housekeeper. And chocolate.
- I have purchased items at the grocery store strictly for sexual purposes
- I cry in the shower...in the rare event I have the opportunity to shower. I was crying while folding laundry tonight, nobody even noticed.
- I thought i weighed 250. Got denied for life insurance because of weight to height ratio. Come to find out.... i weigh 230. Not fighting it. Ive been working my ass of at the gym. I ate a whole bag of doritos just now.