- Took a shit this morning that totally looked like Jabba the hut. Totally gross I know, but I feel soooooo much better!
- it would be awesome if my husband would just love me and stop critiquing me. I'm 5'6" and weigh 130lbs.
- After sex tonight, my DF tells me he bet and lost me in a poker match. I broke up with him. Now he really lost me and he can pleasure the guy himself.
- I'm jealous of "normal"
- Every fucking minute I waste studying the worthless crap required for my master's is a minute I don't get to spend with my family. I want a tuition rebate and an apology.
- DD 8 told me she wants to be just like me when she grows up. If she wasn't so young, I would think she needs clinical help.
- Ran out of tooth paste a few days ago. Ran out of money to get more....so using my DD hello kitty bubble gum flavor tooth paste. Gross.
- I preached my whole pregnancy that breast is best. That formula is poison. PPD hit me so bad that I abruptly quick breast feeding at six months and fed my baby formula. And lied about it to my friends for awhile.
- I wish my husband believed in God the way I do. I'm not a judgmental Christian, but I worry we won't share salvation & that hurts.
- I'll still sometimes absentmindedly eat a booger once in a while.
- DH of 14 years can't tell me why he fell in love with me or why he loves me now. I wonder if he does.
- DH is romantic-always tells me he loves me and compliments me, but all I can focus on is that he doesn't make much money, isn't that bright and doesn't really have any skills..
- I eat my emotions when I'm sad or I've had a hard day, to make myself feel better. I also eat them when I'm happy or to "reward" myself.
- My sister is a ghetto trashy drug addict who abandoned her first son and just had another baby, she smoked drank and did drugs throughout the pregnancy. I wish she would OD so the baby can have a chance for a better life.
- Not sure if I should be amused or depressed at how much fun DS4mo is having kicking my fat squishy stomach.
- I like breast feeding because I can eat horribly and still lose weight.