- Took a shit this morning that totally looked like Jabba the hut. Totally gross I know, but I feel soooooo much better!
- I told DH I didn't want anymore children. He in turn told me he will start looking elsewhere because he wants more kids. What am I going to do?
- Frumpy SAHM by day, sultry stripper by night!
- I think I love "Adventure Time!" even more than my kids do...my baby twins are going as Finn and Jake for Halloween and I'm too excited for a mini Rainicorn, Lemongrab, Beemo, and Ice King/LSP couples costume :)
- I yelled at my kid after he puked on my carpet. I should have consoled him. Regrets after bedtime are endless.
- I am 8 months pregnant and couldn't be hornier. I play with myself at least once every day.
- I just bribed my daughter with a lolly to get her to put a nappy on. Not even sorry.
- I want to lean how to cut. I'm 37. I'm married and have 3 kids.
- I have such a fetish for latin men. There the only guys I'm really attracted to and never understood why. But who cares bc mmm they're yummy!
- I'm secretly jealous of exotic looking women. I'm so insecure and feel like a plain jane even though people tell me I'm pretty. I wish I was more exotic. I would feel sexier.
- I want to leave in the middle of the night. Just get in my car and drive until it runs out of gas, then start over wherever that is.