- Took a shit this morning that totally looked like Jabba the hut. Totally gross I know, but I feel soooooo much better!
- Even tho we can afford it, I hate that I can never fully enjoy shopping or meals out bc my husband will bitch about it later.
- If I could do something illegal, make a few million in a few months and get away with it, I would. Dh's boss has the nerve to give him a lousy .75/hr raise and thinks that's good. I'd like to smear his face in pig shit...
- The problem with a family vacation is that you have to actually take your family with you... :(
- I hide under my pillow and blanketa to get away from my kid. If it didnt get hot id stay there longer
- I have a crush on my OB, who is also my coworker. I give her a hug very time I see her. This week I will tell her how attached I am. I am 100% straight, mother of 2 and have a great husband.
- I'm verbally and emotionally abusive to my DH since I had our DD and I don't know how to stop.
- I have a drawer full of chocolate at work. It's the only thing that keeps me sane here.
- Today I considered buying vodka and hide it. Not healthy I know, but fuck it!
- My ds7 just diagnosed with ADHD, ocd, odd and borderline anxiety and depression. I'm absorbing it. Slowly. Breaking my heart for him.
- I often think of clicking my heals together and think there no place like home but then home is where I'm trying to run from.