- Took a shit this morning that totally looked like Jabba the hut. Totally gross I know, but I feel soooooo much better!
- My parents put so much effort into making a "perfect" family life. It wasn't always but they tried hard. I just feel too lazy, stupid, tired, & impatient to attend to every little detail the way my mom did. Guess I suck.
- After a hideous day at home with DS 23m, I've decided that I don't want any more children. Too bad I'm 39 weeks pregnant. WTF am I going to do.
- I just threw a fit in the principals office because the teachers outfits were tighter than I find appropriate. I was dressed way sluttier than any of them but I'm not teaching children!
- I WILL be drinking wine while taking the kids trick-or-treating tonight.
- I think I'm prettier than most women.
- My husband is fucking gorgeous, big dick, tough as hell. Wow. How the hell did I get THAT?
- I am so painfully in love with another man.
- I'm so relieved that my three kids aren't autistic or Down's syndrome.
- I don't understand the mechanics of the "never ending wipe". Like seriously!!? I've wiped 12 times with a handful of TP and its still smearing off!? Where the fuck is it all coming from, the turd didn't feel that messy!
- I used to hate those women who could run 5 miles without training. Today i became one of them. I can't even tell you how amazing this feels!
- As a gag gift for teen trick or treaters, I got them boxes of Halloween tattoos. You're not begging for any candy at MY house, you a-holes! LMAO
- College friend found a bf, grabbed on, didn't let go. I never understood the attraction until we graduated & he started making lots of money. His parents were rich too. Wish I could know if marrying for money really works
- I am finally leaving my mentally abusive SO/Son's father tomorrow while he is away for the weekend. I am scared to death of what will happen next and hoping that my son will not be upset with me.
- All I have eaten is candy,cake and chips today.
- Had the big "d" talk sunday. H has been withholding all affection to see if i start it. I wont. I feel bad for hurting him, but want out