- Took a shit this morning that totally looked like Jabba the hut. Totally gross I know, but I feel soooooo much better!
- I just told my kids to fucking cut the shit out and go to fucking sleep.It worked but now I feel bad for swearing at them. :(
- I wish I never let him back. Had a hot rich lover after he left. That guy said H was only telling me what I wanted to hear. He was right. And hot. And loaded. Stupid me. I took back a stupid, poor, cheater. I suck at life
- 1 Ativan + 2 glasses of wine. I feel amazing! Finally found how I can get through Thanksgiving without kidney punching my MIL! Major win!!
- I love my children but I really hate being a mother sometimes.
- My holiday bad mood officially kicked in today. Can I just go to bed and wake up in January?
- I look like I have a lot of money because of how I dress, big rock, drive a nice car, but really my dh make 100k a year and we live paycheck to paycheck.
- it's a bad day when you have diaper rash cream in your crack!
- Totally have a crush on my husbands friend. Fantasize about him all the time
- I just realized that, for the last 90 minutes, i have been silently berating myself. I have convinced myself that I am a no good, crazy, self absorbed piece of shit and that EVERYONE knows this about me...and hates me. Nice.
- Right now I feel like if I had to choose between never having sex again or having another child I would choose to not have sex...I do not want any more children. I could never go through it again.
- Im done with ds4 today....cant wait till hes with his father the next 4days
- My baby won't sleep. I've tried everything and read every book. I feel like a failure at this mom thing.
- I hate washing my kid's hands. It's such a fucking battle. He's two.
- H's vacay started yesterday. It is a staycation since we have $40 in our account. Day 2 and I want him gone now please.
- I don't know how to pack to move. I literally throw things into a box and group by room. I can unpack in a day though