- He gave me an ultimatum and I don't think I can do through with it in the time he wants. I'm gonna lose him again. He's gonna hate me. But I can't. I just want to talk to him. but he's not answering me. cry.
- I spend most my day on the internet and then haul ass to cook and clean in the hour before my old man gets home from work. He thinks I really have my shit together.
- In have the worst anxiety at night that causes insomnia. So, I let my 2 year old watch an hour of cartoons when she gets up in morning. I feel like crap for it, but I need some fucking sleep.
- I masterbate more than my husband could possibly imagine. But I use I'm not in the mood quite frequently.
- I pretend to poop so I can have 5 mins alone and make my husband watch the kids while I sit and play Farm Rescue Saga.
- I'm not adopted. But when I was a kid I used to fantasize that my "real" mom would save me from my actual mom
- It's sad that the high points of my day were finding a pair of maternity underwear to wear (my son is 18 months old) and I got to go to Big Lots all by myself.
- I want to go to my high school reunion to show off that I'm hot, stayed in shape, and have a hot DH and a great life, but then I remember I would rather bleach my asshole than converse with any of those jerks ever again.
- I fully intend to use my will to take final cheap shots at disliked family members from beyond the grave.
- Yeah - sometimes I DO intentionally do a shitty job when my wife refuses to help me with a given task.
- I use myself (well my nipple) as a human pacifier when my LO is fussy or crying.
- This morning DH put DD diaper on wrong-she peed all over herself & me. She fell asleep after a night screaming right as it happened-so I put her back dirty in her crib and took a nap dirty. I felt like a careless mom
- During our first big married fight, DW threatened me with divorce. Twenty years later, I'm wishing she'd followed through on her threat.
- I sit on the couch so much that there is a permanent dent where my ass goes. I am going to have to replace the cushions so people don't judge when they come over, plus my ass always hurts now.
- Just read an article "The 10 Biggest Mistakes You're Making During Sex!" My favorite "go to" move for the last 20 years was number 3.
- Ever since my ds was born I've treated my dog like shit. I take all my frustrations out on him and have no patience. I hate myself for it.