- He gave me an ultimatum and I don't think I can do through with it in the time he wants. I'm gonna lose him again. He's gonna hate me. But I can't. I just want to talk to him. but he's not answering me. cry.
- I already know what we're being for halloween!! My sil thinks I'm a freak, fuck you bitch! Sorry Christmas isn't my favorite holiday...
- I am a nasty, negative, sarcastic mom who cusses like a sailor and breaks all the rules STILL. I have managed to give birth to the nicest sweetest well behaved child. I wonder if she was switched at birth?
- The whole time my s naps, I watch the clock/monitor b/c I'm afraid of doing something that wakes him up, or he'll decide he's only taking a short nap...I just want to go lay out for 20 mins, is that too much to ask?!
- I am totally, head over heels in love with a fictional character. Damn.
- I avoid situations where I have to get in an elevator. I have so much shame about it, and can't seem to get over it. I am worried that I will have to take an elevator one day and I will freak out and embarrass myself.
- My upper lip is constantly chapped in a ring just above my lip line no matter how much Chapstick I use. I'm always afraid people think it's herpes.
- I can't stay out of my son's potty treats!
- I haven't gone grocery shopping in about six weeks. Just call for takeout. I can't believe I'm this depressed AGAIN. Went to the doctor she said it might take a few weeks for the pills to kick in. Fuck.
- My MIL washed my see thru thongs and I accidentally saw her take a dump. So I suppose we're even on the embarrassed scale.
- Just told my 6month old to 'Shut the fuck up' repeatedly. Little shit will not fucking sleep and I need a break so bad! Sob! What a piece of shit mom I am :(