- He gave me an ultimatum and I don't think I can do through with it in the time he wants. I'm gonna lose him again. He's gonna hate me. But I can't. I just want to talk to him. but he's not answering me. cry.
- The yell that hurts your throat & your kid cowers. Yep, that kind of day.
- My dh has never given me an orgasm through penetration, he thinks he is a sex god. I envy woman who can orgasm without alot of clitoral stimulation.
- People keep telling me I should find a boyfriend. I always think, what if I put a lot of energy into getting to know someone, and then he turns out to have a micropenis? Cause with my luck that's exactly what would happen.
- I have spent my entire second day at this job answering the phone and reading Scary Mommy. And I get paid for this.
- I only brush my kid's teeth when they get a bath, which is about once a week 😳
- Sometimes I have to force myself to show concern or that I care. I usually give people things or say cliche things I've read. I don't feel it though.
- I wish I could start over the last 7 years with my kids. I would do things differently, including kicking their dead-beat dad out much earlier than I did. That fucker never loved us, and is the reason we were so miserable.
- Anal last night with the DH and I over trusted that fart and sharted on myself.. I was at work. Just had to use my lunch to go home and change scrubs. Worth it.
- Why does everyday have to be so-freaking-hard!!??
- After kids ive developed a "gunt" and no matter how much weight I lose its there...it makes me self conscious about getting eaten out so I avoid it....