- I don't feel a sense of accomplishment when I don't shave everything at once.
- I want breast implants
- I told my husband I won free passes to this ridiculous kids' concert that DS6 will LOVE, but I actually paid damn good money for them. I want to be the cool hero parent for once--sick of H getting all the credit.
- I caught my son playing with my DH's tooth brush in the toliet. I explained to him that he shouldn't do that and it was gross. I put the tooth brush back in the holder and no I didn't clean it or tell DH.
- My DD3mos needs to nurse to fall asleep. I don't really know if this is a problem or not. I don't like to admit it to people though, because I fear their judgments. It's like ALL I think about.
- I am such a bad mom. My kids are behind in getting their vaccines.
- I'm only taking cough medicine because there's codeine in it and I'm making it double doses
- I dreamed that my 15-year-old neighbor was my boyfriend (I was also a teen in this dream.) Now I feel like a major creep even though I'm in no way attracted to this kid. I'm 30.
- I teach cooking and meal planning classes for a living. And yet we eat boxed/frozen/takeout almost every night. I feel like a fraud!
- I own handguns but I refuse to concealed carry, because some days I'm afraid I'd pop a cap on DH.
- I'm so attracted to a friend. I want to just throw myself at him. I'm not sure if my attraction stems from that he's that awesome or that I'm just desperate for affection.
- Resent my younger brother for committing suicide. EVERY holiday, EVERY birthday... EVERYTHING is marred by it. He left two kids under 5. There are days when I am so angry I want to scream at him for hurting everyone so badly.
- I had my family doctor check my vagina to see if something is prolapsed. It's not. Apparently that's just my vag after a baby.
- I want to run away from my life. I want a new one. Bring my kids, leave the drama, the H, the pain.. Just start over. I don't know how.
- Realized today as a 32 year old woman, I have a mustache. Used depilatory cream to remove it and now my upper lip feels so weird!
- I miss everyone doting on me the way they did after I had my kids... Shoulda milked that longer instead of jumping into mommyhood head first. I get no attention now!