- I don't feel a sense of accomplishment when I don't shave everything at once.
- My SIL-to-be & I experimented with a Ouija board when we were younger. We both were pretty messed up right after--dizzy & freaking out. I truly believe those things are evil.
- Wish my DD8 was as smart as our dog.
- Weird, random thoughts pop into my head throughout the day. Like, for example, "Who invented the Q-tip?" Then I can't concentrate til I Google the answer.
- i'm 33 years old with two kids and i still suck my thumb almost every night
- Sometimes I think DH would rather fuck a rabbid squirrel than eat me out.
- My DH told his brother that I am a good driver. This makes me irrationally happy.
- SO is secretly a prepper (stockpiles of supplies). My family and friends would think he is crazy if they knew, but I love that he can protect me if the need arises!
- I really want a divorce but will have to wait it out until I start teaching next fall. I can't wait to be rid of this immature alcoholic. I think the kids and I will be better off.
- I don't have a orgasm unless I use a vibrator during sex.
- Never thought feeling zero emotion was possible. After 20 years of being in an abusive marriage,I now know differently. Not happy not sad just here.
- My dogs cause me so much fucking rage
- I had my first big milky discharge leak today at almost 27 weeks pregnant. Now I need to wash the damn sheets :( Hanging out stuff on the line is such a pain!!
- Sahm.. Dh wants me to get a job. The ONLY reason I stay is to be a SAHM. Won't he be surprised. Fucker. I hate him.
- I'm going to start donating/selling my excess breast milk. My friends/family IRL would find this totally weird and radical. They've never been supportive of me bf'ing any of my DC.
- 5 years together and 2 kids and we have zero family traditions. Every holiday is different, and they wonder why I'm not ever in the holiday spirit. I miss the traditions I had as a kid. I want that for my girls.