- I don't feel a sense of accomplishment when I don't shave everything at once.
- I log out of all social media accounts before I make a confession on here.
- My BF is almost afraid to have sex with me because we are pregnant. This will be his his first my third. I try tell him he won't hurt the baby but still nothing. I feel unattractive as it is this makes me feel worse.
- I just ate seven croissants in a row.
- stole 2 bananas and a bag of candy while shopping today. Let dd2 eat them in the store so I could shop in peace.
- I was anorexic in high school, got pregnant and had to force myself to eat at least every other day so my baby wouldn't die, she doesn't know it but my daughter saved my life.
- If my 16 year old self could see me now she would kick my ass. I have become such a doormat to avoid the constant fighting.
- Sometimes, I yell, with as much indignation as I can muster, "Who pooped in the toilet and didn't flush!" when I know full-well it was me!
- I leave my SO with our 4month old every chance I get so I can nap. I don't say a thing I just disappear to sleep land
- Today DH and I admitted we are both lonely, bored and frustrated in our marriage. We're both too chicken shit to do anything about it. We just moved on to the next subject, like every other issue.
- My boss had a booger visible in her nose half the day and I didn't tell her.
- I watch lesbian porn to get off sometimes. I am not a lesbian... Not that there's anything wrong with that.
- They say you know when you've reached your limit for children. My limit is 2...... I have 3. I love her and wouldn't change it but damn, I stay overwhelmed.
- I use children s toothbrushes for myself, my favorites are the Snoopy and Hello Kitty ones. Adult toothbrushes are so boring!
- Sometimes I throw Box Tops for Education in the garbage.
- I keep tabs on my husband at all times. I know where he is and what he is doing. If I dont, my mind wanders to him cheating. He never has, but I want to make sure he never will.