- I don't feel a sense of accomplishment when I don't shave everything at once.
- I think it's great that nude photos of celebs are making their way around the web. Hey, if you're going to take nude selfies, expect them to travel! Love it!
- My ex raped me.
- I have four SSs, but I only like one of them. I really have to fake it with the other three.
- The first thing I did when I read about all the leaked naked celeb pics, was Google them.
- My seven year old told me I had a jiggly belly today and I wanted to scream IT'S YOUR FAULT at him.
- I get on my own kid for picking her nose, knowing that sometimes if I'm too lazy to get up I'll pick mine.
- I'm letting dd2mo comfort nurse so I can read more SM confessions in peace.
- Im the cute single mom who just moved to the neighborhood. Already slept with the single dad neighbor. And i want to sleep with the other one, too. Im such a whore. Jeez.
- Tried to trim ds nails in the dark because I was too tired to get up to turn on a light and possibly wake him. Ended up slicing his finger. Feel horrible and have not told dh.
- I'm pretending to be on my phone because it bugs the hell out of my step dad. He pissed me off talking about my kids, I'm spending extra time on my phone.
- I hope my husband has an affair so I can.
- Some days I wish my dd wasn't special needs. She takes so much patience and have a problem with that.
- I grew up Christian, but am a nonbeliever now. I treat others with more kindness and less judgment than 95% of the Christians I know.
- I make the hubby wear condoms. It's not that I don't want to get pregnant, tubes are tied, I just can't stand his stuff dribbling down my leg an hour later.
- I want my DH to cheat on me so I have an excuse to leave. I can't stand him,