Scary Mommy Confessions
- I don't feel a sense of accomplishment when I don't shave everything at once.
- Bought candy bars and lolly pops, unwrapped it all- gave it to kids, turned elmo on the lap top and put my 5 year old and 2 year old in their room together. Then proceeded to go to the bedroom and have a quickie w hubby :-D
- After 39 years I think I'm finally going to have to sell out and just marry someone so my son can have a decent home, nice things and good Christmases.
- My MIL is also my boss. Over the pass year and a half she has been so destructive and mean. She's an alcoholic and I have shut off my emotions to cope. I hate who I have become towards my H because of her. She's evil.
- i love my son more than anything....but I don't want to be alive anymore....even if that means leaving him behind.
- I never get a break from my children and am burnt the heck out! The sound of their voices is like nails scraping on a chalk board. I just want them to shut up already!
- I like butt sex but only really want it when I have my period or am a little tipsy.
- If he asked me to marry him again I'd say no.
- My poor, sweet, loyal dog has fleas and watching her suffer daily is a constant reminder of how dire our financial situation is. We can't afford Frontline. I don't deserve to own a dog. Damn this broke student status :/
- I wanna fuck my BIL again. bad.
- DD11 gets off activity bus at 5.. DD2 was driving me nuts all day.. So threw her tiny butt in the car at 4pm & poured a cup of vodka & let youngest bop around in trunk for hour while I drank in peace at bus stop!