Scary Mommy Confessions
- So glad you called. I love to hear about your perfect house and all the stuff you bought. Just give me a minute - I can't hear over DD coughing. Yup, she's sick again. Sorry, what was that about how great your life is?
- I've had a glass of wine and a mamosa this pregnancy, thought a little bit was no biggie. just read some new research saying any alcohol exposure to fetus can cause brain development issues. I feel SO GUILTY.
- Confess that I am peace. Ended my affair, working on my marriage. finally broken out of limbo. I feel like I am back in control of my life again.
- am about 1.5lbs away from my first goal in the weight loss journey. why did i eat pastrami and fries, followed my couple pieces of almond rocca? i am the queen of self-sabotage.
- Sometimes I fantasize about fucking DH with a strap on.
- I f*cking hate bedtime with my toddler. He thinks it playtime!
- Most of the time, the main reason I don't break down how I want to is bc I don't ever want my son to see me crying.
- I would rather have the money from my husbands life insurance policy. He's worth more dead than alive.
- Spent the whole afternoon with my crush while DH is away. Wish I could have spent the night too.
- Im 65k+ in debt. From student loans, CC debt, taxes, payday loans, etc. Im only 27 and make less than 50k a year.
- Going off of Cymbalta; can't imagine quitting heroin is harder. Sweats, nausea, headache, fatigue, dizziness, body aches, foggy head & brain zaps. Add in emotional instability/mood swings/irritability & I'm miserable.