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Confession #176726

  • So glad you called. I love to hear about your perfect house and all the stuff you bought. Just give me a minute - I can't hear over DD coughing. Yup, she's sick again. Sorry, what was that about how great your life is?

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  • I am obsessed with Russell Wilson and Ciara's relationship. Like legit obsessed.....

  • I just filed for bankruptcy today. Equal parts of relief and shame.

  • My husband died and I literally do not know what kind of toilet paper to buy.

  • I geniunely like being a SAHM.

  • Doing the high fat/low carb diet and miss my daily wine...but I can have vodka...hmmm.

  • Who invites a childless adult to a kids birthday unless they are an aunt or something? Kids parties are boring as hell. Not enough booze to make it tolerable.

  • I bleached my DD's hair this weekend, sitting here at the pool looking all over for her and she is right in front of my face! Didn't recognize my own teen! Scared me shitless.

  • When I get depressed about our financial situation (which is pretty often lately) I look at houses for sale (that we'll never be able to afford unless we win the lottery) and daydream about how I'd decorate them.

  • I have one special needs kid and one neurotypical kid. I have such hopes for the typical kid that I am less of a mom to the SN kid. I'm an asshole.

  • Just took a pregnancy test, found out I'm fat.

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