- My availability to certain people is about to fucking change! I am not saying yes anymore to stupid fucking favors! Deal with your own shit.
- My kids have been given so many lollies from friends, Christmas parties and seeing Santa. I don't want them to eat them all but am not strong enough to fight them, so every time I walk past the pile I put one in the bin.
- My wife and I pee on each other in the shower. Started as a joke about marking our territory. Five years together, and every drop of pee feels like deep love and absolute affection. It's glorious!
- I want to have another baby. DD is 1 and I'm so ready. DH says we need to wait til were more financially stable but I can't help but almost crave to be pregnant and have a newborn again.
- Got a new shower head... It gives me the longest, the most intense orgasm ever.
- The fear of breastcancer is making me wish I could just cut my tits off and keep o moving. I fuckig hate these sacs of fat. I hate people who want big tits. I wish I never had them.
- I hate raising babies. I wish my baby could be a toddler already
- Everyone's first relationship should be required to be with a jerk/bitch. That way, they'll recognize and appreciate a good man/woman when they come along.
- I have been married less than a year and already want a divorce. Miss my single life. It was so good.
- Told DH after I got home from work that I wanted McDonald's. He jumped up and said "Nuggets?!" "Yes, and more wine!" He ran out the door so fast. We had sex last night. Maybe I should trade sex for nuggets and wine more
- I'm a Christian conservative. I have recently been introduced to Jason DeRulo's Trumpets song. I am now obsessed and listen to all day.
- My big secret? I got a raise and promotion at work when no one else did and no one else knows except my boss and my family. Work friends would be so pissed!
- I hate that I got preggo at 18. I resent my ex for the death of the life I wanted. I could have been a lawyer. Instead, I spent 14 years clawing my way through dead end jobs while he mooches off mommy and daddy.
- 90% of the gifts my in laws get the kids will immediately donated. They buy so much stuff it's like they have no idea how small our apartment is.
- I thought about cleaing the toliet with my H's toothbrusth. Then I realized I kiss that mouth and it kisses my lady parts. My luck I would be the one to get an infection.
- Must resist the urge to have gorilla shit sent to my ex ...