- My availability to certain people is about to fucking change! I am not saying yes anymore to stupid fucking favors! Deal with your own shit.
- I have spit up down the back of my tank top and pee on my pyjama pants, and it's not likely that I will change until this evening. I just don't care.
- If I ever get my arms toned I'm getting a full tattoo sleeve. Don't care that I'm a 30 year old married mom. It's happening
- DD12 is messing up at school and has forced me to make some really hard parenting choices. I'm not emotionally stable enough to be this much of a grown up.
- I think I have a crush on my FIL. I honestly think if I left my H and MIL croaked I'd be all over that. He's older...but he has a job and has been a better father figure than H.
- I get really turned on when I'm sweaty and can smell myself I sit for ages refusing to shower. Luckily dh loves it too - I used to be a clean freak until I met him 😃
- I secretly wish my POS father had died instead of my mother. But I am glad my mother is no longer around to torment me with emotional and psychological abuse and guilt induced manipulation.
- My 30 y.o. husband slept with an 18 y.o. How can I even compete with that?
- I've never told my h about my miscarriage
- I got married at 18 to my first bf. I had first kid at 21. Second kid at 26. I regret it sometimes. I should have had some me years
- Sometimes I think what my life would be like if I left my husband of 11 years. I'm 29 and will graduate college with bachelors in few months. I have 2 kids and don't care if I ever find another man.
- I like to park next to cars that are the same color and model as mine. Feel like I am doing my small part to bring order to the world... Or ocd.
- The lady across the street is a prostitute. A legit one. There's always strange cars parked outside her house. She doesn't have a regular job but the bitch has lots of money. I'm thinking of making a career change
- When my cousin got mad at her DH, she cut the toes out of all his socks and wrote "My butt is stinky" on all of his underwear in permanent marker. She's awesome!
- Used to have such a positive outlook on life, now I can't even imagine there being a light at the end of the tunnel & everyday seems to get worse and worse.
- I don't think DH cares about this second pregnancy. I am 30 weeks and he has never touched my belly or cared when the baby is kicking. He is a good dad to DS17m but doesn't seem to care about this one or me for that matter.