- My availability to certain people is about to fucking change! I am not saying yes anymore to stupid fucking favors! Deal with your own shit.
- When I was 9, I was groped by a stranger in the middle of the street, it lasted a few minutes... now in my 30s, I still feel it was somehow my fault... it wasn't, I was 9!!
- I got mad at DH so I enabled the parental controls on the TV to block Family Guy and I won't tell him the password. I did the same thing to my MIL so she can't watch Fox News when she comes over.
- Monthly date night with DH last night. We wanted to act like high schoolers. parked in a empty parking got in back seat and fucked like when we first met 20 years earlier.
- I am constantly yelling at my dd4 and ds2. The perfect parents next door have kids around same age and i have never heard them even get mad at their kids. I really hate them and their perfect faces!!
- When I'm fat, I feel like I look okay until I see a picture of myself. When I lose 50 pounds and I'm thin, I can't stop obsessing about feeling fat. There's no happy medium
- My DH got a hard on while watching me use the breast pump.
- I bought a wine sippy cup. I'm starting a collection. Next level alcoholism. ...
- We are so fucking broke-we need a new word for broke. You name it, we are currently experiencing it....bankruptcy, overdrawn accounts, overdraft fees, etc.
- I pretend to go to the bathroom just so I can be alone.
- I miss being a single mom
- After 30 years I have started to smoke weed again. It relaxes me and makes sex with DH fun.
- Even though he hit me and called me names i will always love him and want him back.
- My eldest(6) asked me today if I liked being a Mommy. I of course said Yes! Went out for a coffee on the porch, and thought about her question.The answer to myself was, Then.Show.That.You.Love.Being.Their.Mommy. I will now :)
- I went from being a small M to and XL! 5'7 and stuck at 195lbs just a gross fat f*ck now. Sad thing is, my belly looks better now than it did when I was 155lbs. Damn stretch marks.
- I never realized how fat I was until I decided to go buy myself jeans :( I can't fit fat jeans BC my legs are too skinny and I can't fit "skinny" jeans BC my belly is too big FML