Scary Mommy Confessions
Confession #192415
- hate being a young mom.. older moms dont wanna talk to you and youre young single friends dont wanna be around your kids bc they dont understand... sucks to be so alone
More Confessions
- dh is an asshole sometimes but I'd never cheat on his stupid ass, he empties the dishwasher. Worst Job In The Entire World.
- I could have an somewhat easier life if I leave my H for a different guy I know. He also wants to marry me and me have his baby. Ugh too bad he's a little late on the new he told me. Lol. But I do love him and my kids :)
- Sometimes I just hate everything and want to give up. But then I see my baby girl. She makes everything worth sticking it out. She will always get the best of me. She deserves that
- Found my iPad in 13yo son's room tonight after he was asleep. Checked the history and found he had googled 'mom cot daughter masterbating and joined in" My first thought? I can't believe my 13yo can't spell "caught"
- It's 12:45 a.m. and I just woke DH up to kill a spider in the bathroom so I could go in peace. Poor DH.
- I just had to wax my stomach. What the hell did pregnancy do to me?!
- Made an ass of myself at gyn today. She's like "I'm going to use small speculum so you're comfortable". I'm like "so how do u announce when someone needs the big one??" She's like "We don't joke about that". Oops.
- Just ate a huge bowl of cereal, 2 bowls of broccoli cheddar soup, a Snickers and 2 Dove chocolates. Then went and barfed it all up. Thought I was done with all that, but the thought of having my full belly was so gross.
- I've had 2 mental breakdowns. Just like a car wreck, it's so much worse when you know what's coming. If I feel myself sliding into madness a third time, I'm going to put a bullet in my brain rather than endure it again.
- Feeding my 4yr old a Gerber Graduate meal tonight bc I don't feel like cooking. Hey, it's Friday and I worked all week. I'm tired!






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