Scary Mommy Confessions
- Guess what everyone, My Sil thinks I am a heathen!!!!! So does my MIL......Fun times. I am being judged by people who go to Asia to tell people of different religions they are wrong.
- I'm faking a migrane so I can spend the day alone. Sorry, hubby! (OK, not really all that sorry)
- I make fact profiles online and hook men into liking me and sending me things, I talk to them on the phone 4 hrs and wks till they are hooked and pretend I'm this beautiful woman on the other end truth is I'm morbidly obese
- This can't be it. In HS and college boys chased me. Begged for it. I was in such control. Made me feel so good to know they would do anything for it. It was power. I want to be chased again. Marriage sucks.
- I am going to the doctor all the time and I pretend I'm having a lot of pain in neck ALL the time just so he gives me refills on my Oxyicondone
- I hate my body. I weigh 123, I look fine with clothes on, but all I see when I look in the mirror is loose skin, stretch marks on my boobs, and cellulite. I wish all the work to stay small worked!
- I have Fred Flinstone feet, I think it helps me stay faithful,,snort, I'D NEVER CHEAT ANYWAY, BUT WILL BE SHREDDING SHEETS with these if I don't get the rock out
- I'm not in love with my EA anymore but I will fuck him and do a small mountain of cocaine one last time.
- Wondering if EA will pay for a paternity test for the child I promised wasn't his. I lied and still lie everyday to protect everyone else but when she looks at me a certain way, all I see is HIM
- He's sleeping next to me! Sucks that he is just a "friend" I want so much more! Even if it was just sex at least he would be touching me! Ugh what is wrong with me! I'm a glutton for punishment! :,(
- It's too easy cheating on H which is why I am doing it again but I won't be dumb enough to confess before getting caught this time.