Scary Mommy Confessions
- I have 2 kids under the age of 3, found out I'm pregnant with my 3rd today. No money, no friends, no family nearby, husband is a distant ass....FML
- My body odor turned really rank after I went on a diabetic diet. My Dr. told me to switch to women's deodorant because the diet had changed my body chemistry. It worked but I would die if any of my buddies found out.
- I am not ugly. I am pretty (not crazy gorgeous, but averagely pretty) but I am the fattest I have ever been in my entire life and it consumes my thoughts. But I use food for comfort. Something has to change
- I worry all the time that I am just a naturally pessimistic person. I want to be effortlessly cheerful and happy. Without meds. I tell myself all day long "choose happiness. Choose to be grateful"
- I recognize myself in the asshole husbands so many SM confessors complain about!
- I would leave him, but I'm sure he would kill him self... And I can't go through explaining that to our kids.
- Mom took dd this morning and I've been laying in bed sending dh vids of me masturbating. Great day so far :)
- The 3 year old can change the 2 year old's pee diapers remarkably well so I have let her take over...child labor FTW!
- As a result of attending many years of Sunday school, my kids know exactly what I mean when I threaten to get all "Old Testament" on their asses - and they fear it!
- I can go months without sex and be fine then have sex for 4 days in a row and I turn into some sex starved porn star whore on ecstacy who can't get enough and is considering humping the lamp
- EA showed up at DD11 softball game. H a no show because he had to "work" late. Yep - I'm happy and calling it a win :)