Scary Mommy Confessions
Confession #194638
- Please explain why I get my first cold sore at 35. Also, please explain why it's on the bottom part of my nose! Blowing my nose with allergies really fucking hurts AND splits the cold sore, each and every time!
More Confessions
- Every morning I have a hot cup of coffee & a nice big bowl of "Weedies" Truly the breakfast of champions, if the neighbors found out, I'd be stoned to death..
- My 11 month old just passed out in his high chair while I was ready SM! I am going to leave him there maybe I can clean the kitchen before the Daddy get home!
- I am a big fucking attention whore
- My H went down on another woman while I happily smiled and held the camera
- It was my bday yesterday. EA was the 1st person to say "happy bday" & he did several other sweet things. 24 hrs later H still hasn't even mentioned my bday. And he doesn't understand why I want a divorce.
- I am making breakfast on the same counter I was snorting lines off of last night
- after being told I was infertile, I became pregnant! my best friend is so jealous and rude about it, it hurts
- day 1 with no coffee. Not to bad so far. I haven't actually left the couch yet, but still
- sweet girl in DS4's class parents have been investigated by CPS multiple times & was told that they would take her the next time they were called. I really want to call, her parents are useless & she deserves better.
- Whenever I see Choo Choo Soul I picture Genevieve and DC fucking like porn stars.






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