Scary Mommy Confessions
- my sil just had a miscarriage I honestly believe it was all a lie to get attention. but if i say anything to anyone I am the bitch.
- I was in the car alone for the first time in a while, my radio wouldn't work, the only CDs I had were the yo gabba gabba soundtracks. I listened to it anyway and sang along to it by myself.
- Had an argument with DH over how many times a bath towel should be used before it needs to be washed.. LAME!! :S
- I can't believe I had an affair. I've always been a cheater but I really thought once I got married that was it. New sex is just too exciting I guess.
- I've been having phone sex with a man on CL. He's in Iraq and will be home in less than a month. We're both married. I plan on bringing our play to the RW when he gets state side
- My 6 yr old locked herself out of the porch today while my husband and I had a quickie not even knowing she had done that...when I went to check on her she's was hysterical...I feel TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, AWFUL!
- Got pulled over today. The cop grabbed my breast and crotch and let me go with a warning. I feel sick and gross.
- I have 3 things planned this year. Finish what I started, have this baby, and kill myself.
- I stole a fork from my grandmother's house because it reminded me of my deceased grandfather. I couldn't have just asked for it because she would have thought I was crazy.
- I don't really enjoy my children. An hour a day with them would be good, and even then I'm sure I'd be watching the clock in the last 20 minutes.