Scary Mommy Confessions
- I am way too close to calling people out on facebook bullshit so to the 'friend' who had her kids taken away but acts like mom of the year. Shut up you suck.
- I'm 19 and DF is 22, just texted him saying "will suck dick for wine" then "will do anal if drunk" fuckin hate being under 21.
- Accidentally said my crush's name the other night in front of DH. The awkward silence was deafening. It was years ago but it lingers like a bad smell.
- I love my husband. He is bipolar. I think he is cheating again. I won't leave. I love him too much.
- Oh fuck. I've been creeping around Ashley Madison and just accidentally let ALL of the men who've requested my pictures see them! OH NO. 😳
- I've never owned a vibrator. I finally want one, but don't know where to start. Want to keep it a secret from DH.
- I hate my H a little bit more every day and I wish he would just come home some day and say he's leaving, pack up his shit, and leave. So tired of his passive-aggressive bullshit.
- Me and dh have been TTC and I'm almost glad it hasn't happened yet. My stepson makes me question whether I want kids.
- I'm sure being a SAHM has given me PTSD.
- If I had really stopped to think about the kind of life I'd like to be living I never would have had three kids.
- I somehow managed to tell h that I want him to use a vibrator, along with his tongue during oral. He said yes, thankfully, but omg was that hard to say lol now I hope I can relax enough to enjoy...