Scary Mommy Confessions
- I am way too close to calling people out on facebook bullshit so to the 'friend' who had her kids taken away but acts like mom of the year. Shut up you suck.
- tonight I'm wearing my stripper inspired heels... to bed. :)
- My tot hid my measuring cup on me so instead I used her bottle.
- Since marrying, I have overcome anorexia and bulimia. Now I'm 50lbs heavier, but I can't stand to look at myself in the mirror. I'm scared of intimacy because I can't help but think he can do so very much better than me.
- I regret my 2nd child
- I need to study for my finals but all I wanna do is sleep and have sex with my FwB...
- AFTER I GOT MY DUI. I feel it has brought our family closer and I have been able to speak more about my addiction to alcohol. thank GOD it was only a DUI
- I just yealled at my 7 month old to shut up. Huge mommy fail but he has been whining all day non stop
- I'm pudgy, my hair is greying, and little hairs are starting to sprout from my chin. Can you guess how old I am? I'm 21... (sigh)
- My wife is a kind, loving, giving person, partially because she believes if she isn't I will leave her. In reality, I'm terrified one day the fact that I'm almost inhumanly emotionally repressed will make HER leave ME.
- Have had a fantasy for years about getting banged from behind by a prison guard still in his uniform. It was better than I imagined.