- Off to "work" you go, smelling nice and pretending to care. I hope she gives you a disease, whoever she is.
- I reject my husband sexually because he rejects me emotionally. It cuts both ways.
- I love Victorious. But every time I watch it, I'm reminded that I'm built like Trina and I wish I was built like Tori.
- During my self defense class I get so fucking turned on.
- I had no idea how poor my husband was growing up until he started being selfish with food.
- Yes, I am a helicopter parent and proud of it. I was molested as a child and I will try my hardest to not put my child in the same position. I don't trust anyone.
- My husband is so vanilla, he thinks LUBE regular old lube is kinky, weird and gross, and using it to make handjobs and sex toys more fun and easier to use makes him uncomfortable. And yes, he hates my sex toys, too. Hmph :/
- I want to sleep with my hot younger coworker,but I don't want to hurt his wife.
- My dh's rough hands are good for a couple reasons: 1-It's fucking sexy that he's can work on anything and works hard 2-he can't feel when my legs are prickly. He still tells me I'm so soft when I haven't shaved. WIN!
- We have this box and antennae that gives you the most basic channels free. I'm OK with the channels we have but some days PBS is the only thing that will come in. I haven't been able to watch soaps in 6 mos! :(
- I put more foods in my fitness pal than I really ate so that my boyfriend doesn't know I'm basically starving myself to lose weight.
- I check out some of my exs that cheated on me. They got stuck with some UGLY bitches and it always makes me feel better when i start to get down that I wasn't enough.
- I love dough/batter in ANY form. Cookie, cake, brownie, waffle, biscuit, you name it. Once it's cooked, I don't want it anymore. Just the batter.
- 3 drinks in the 1.5 hours since getting off work. Fuck I needed that
- Bought the 'good' TP because the sale price was cheaper than the store brand. First time in 25 years I haven't wanted to rip my own gooch off due to itchiness. Turns out I'm quite the princess
- I used to be super fit and muscular. I noticed that men actually looked at me more when I gained weight. So I let myself get curvy. I may have cellulite, but I have T and A, my face looks younger and I feel freakin sexy!