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Confession #197144

  • They will hate you by the time i'm done. They deserve to know exactly what your choices did to them, and why they don't have the mom they did. They are sad all the time, because all they see is me crying and upset over you.

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  • I am truly jealous of our nasty little dog who cuddles up to DH every night bc he pays NO attention to me. I complain about it and make snarky remarks that always piss him off. How can a damn dog be his "girl"?!
  • Added laxatives to a bottle of rotgut whiskey and poured it in my empty Jameson bottle. Screw my H for drinking most of the bottle and then calling me a drunk for drinking a shot to help me sleep.. Enjoy the shits, asshole.
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