Scary Mommy Confessions
- I can't take the lying and sneaking around anymore. I'm done. I want a divorce. i want out of here.
- My 11 month old just passed out in his high chair while I was ready SM! I am going to leave him there maybe I can clean the kitchen before the Daddy get home!
- I am a big fucking attention whore
- My H went down on another woman while I happily smiled and held the camera
- It was my bday yesterday. EA was the 1st person to say "happy bday" & he did several other sweet things. 24 hrs later H still hasn't even mentioned my bday. And he doesn't understand why I want a divorce.
- I am making breakfast on the same counter I was snorting lines off of last night
- after being told I was infertile, I became pregnant! my best friend is so jealous and rude about it, it hurts
- day 1 with no coffee. Not to bad so far. I haven't actually left the couch yet, but still
- sweet girl in DS4's class parents have been investigated by CPS multiple times & was told that they would take her the next time they were called. I really want to call, her parents are useless & she deserves better.
- Whenever I see Choo Choo Soul I picture Genevieve and DC fucking like porn stars.
- totally checking out this guy from the back, he turned around & it was a 17y/o kid I use to babysit. SMH feeling like a perv