- I can't take the lying and sneaking around anymore. I'm done. I want a divorce. i want out of here.
- Haven't cleaned my teeth in 72 hours. Going to bed with meat stuck in them. Not a single fuck given.
- I have such an awful crush on my neighbor. He has SUCH a sexy body and likes to work shirtless outside in the summer and in a pair of beautifully form-fitting work pants in the fall. I've been such a creeper, staring.
- Don't know how to act normal in a stable relationship. Jealousy and insecurity get the better of me. Don't want to f up again.
- S3 just told me I am scary when I yell. *sigh* THEN FUCKING LISTEN! It was not even my scariest yell : )
- I am so addicted to junk food. I don't think I've eaten any fruit or vegetable all day.
- I still eat my boogers, but yell at my kids when they do. :(
- If there's wine, reeses and scary mommy confessions it's a good night!
- On Wednesday and Thursday night, I drive by and laugh at the people already camped out front of stores for the Black Friday Sales.
- So bored at work today that I actually WORKED (instead of playing around on the computer all day reading confessions and whatnot!)
- Hate me for my honesty, if you will, but I'm just not a good enough actor to pretend a kid has rock-star greatness because he finally took a dump in the toilet
- Was gonna text DH a sexy pic to try to spice things up. Have zero boobs after breastfeeding and ass looks droopy. I have great legs but that's not a sexy pic. Bummed
- I love my DH and am pregnant with our first baby, but I also love the married man I've been sleeping with for over a year. DH would be crushed if he knew, but he doesn't act like he desires me and hasn't for years.
- My 1st daughter just left for college for the first time. My 2nd daughter just got her license and is always gone now. Thank God for my 2 French Bulldogs, I literally have full conversations with them now. Nobody's home!
- Started taking diet pills today. I'm a size 0, bu obsessed with # on scale and need to drop 10 lbs.
- I love my DD so so so much more than my SS. I love him but he's an overflowing handful of assface :).