- I can't take the lying and sneaking around anymore. I'm done. I want a divorce. i want out of here.
- I really like biting a man's throat and chest during sex
- I wish I was Drew Barrymore. I friggen love her.
- I love my daughter more than anything..... Maybe even my husband lol.
- I love it when people tell me my kid is smart. Sometimes I think they are lying but it still makes me feel like I must be doing something right
- The first four years were rough but now that my ds is almost five, I actually enjoy him instead of resenting him all the time.
- I grew up watching MTV from the times when they had Singled Out, Aeon Flux and Celebrity Death Match. I refuse to watch it because I don't want to hate humanity more than I already do.
- I prefer to masturbate than be intimate with H because he takes too long to finish and I can be done in minutes myself
- I bought maternity pants yesterday. My daughter is one.
- One of my son's wore a medical helmet as a baby. One rushed day I accidentally cleaned it with hydrogen peroxide instead of rubbing alcohol - I dyed his brown hair blonde.
- I want a big family, but I'm terrified of having a child with autism
- Today I woke up to my pregnant DW giving me a BJ. I'm not sure what the hell is going on with her sex drive but I'll keep her pregnant all the time if this is the side effect.
- I am still completely in love with my washout ex even though I have an amazing new man in my life.
- I walked in on my husband with another man. The guy was so hot that I decided to jump in & join them before leaving him. It was so good that I just may stick around a little bit longer.
- I can still hear my DD2 chattering away in my head, even though she's been asleep for the last 2hrs! I love my baby but she doesn't.stop.talking.
- I sometimes love one kid more than the other.