- I can't take the lying and sneaking around anymore. I'm done. I want a divorce. i want out of here.
- I wish my DH would beat a coworkers ass who is mean to me at work.
- DH and I are so unhappy. I don't know how much longer we can go on like this. We have 4 kids, 2 with special needs. They're the only reason we haven't already divorced.
- I get a weird excited feeling in the pit of my stomach when my DH is out of town and I know I'll get to be home with just my dogs and my vodka.
- I think about if I killed someone what I would do with the body.
- I have a bad ass diamond wedding ring set. Over 3.5 carats. I always look at other women's hands and think how much better mine is. My DH worked damn hard for it and I'm proud.
- If i had the financial means I would leave my husband.
- I envisioned a sexual fantasy encounter with a coworker that I've never spoken to. I wrote him a letter expressing my feelings and then threw it away...I love my husband I just wish he noticed me a little more..
- I think my cousin's baby died because she was high and accidentally smothered him.
- H is so fucking moody. I have the urge to throw him some Midol and a tampon.
- Sometimes when cuddling with DH, I get an odd urge to sink my teeth into his skin. Not enough to draw blood or hurt super bad, just leave a temporary teeth mark. I'm weird.
- My DH does little strip tease dances for me that are equal parts silly and sexy.
- Didn't pay my bills so my DD6 could get everything she wants for XMas. DH has no idea I had to do this because he contributes nothing.
- I want to be pregnant again.. But I think I'm done having babies.. Would love to be a surrogate mom.
- DH just gave me a Cozy Pod. He'd better never complain about me wearing frumpy, unsexy things now that he's being such an enabler....
- DS snapped a picture of me today. Jabba the Hut looks better. I seriously wanted to cry.