- I can't take the lying and sneaking around anymore. I'm done. I want a divorce. i want out of here.
- My sister was molested by my aunt's husband who was from Columbia, I am now prejudiced toward Spanish men.
- My mother in law is married to a convicted pedophile. We refuse to go around her. I think she knows why
- I am addicted to my prescription Vyvanse and regularly overuse it
- While cleaning the house my son asks "who is coming over"?
- I obsessively google my high school bf. He was my first love and I always wonder what might have been
- My ds 6 is a total asshole
- I'm aces at housewifery and motherhood. Clean house, straight A kids, awesome cook and have an excellent relationship with husband. Because I am awesome. MIL & SIL hate my guts. LOL. :D This pleases me.
- DW's instructor would be horrified to hear this, but we discovered that the rank belt from her Tae Kwon Do uniform makes a damn fine bondage restraint!
- I want a water-jet cutter - the thought of cutting stone and steel with nothing but a 100,000 psi jet of high-pressure water gives my inner geek a hard-on.
- I keep a secret stash of chocolate and candy in my underwear drawer.
- Dont remember when I last washed my hair. All I know is thay my scalp is really really itchy.
- I have been occassionally known to grab a long-winded person by the shoulders, shake him, and yell, "Get to the point already!"
- Once I start talking to someone, you can usually see their eyes starting to glaze over after about 30 seconds.
- I slept with my high school love behind my DH back, he found pictures, I miss my high school love
- The cashier gave me $10 too much in my change. I feel good about doing the right thing in telling him, but I'll never tell my wife because I know she'll just call me a stupid fool.