- I can't take the lying and sneaking around anymore. I'm done. I want a divorce. i want out of here.
- Some days I am a bit disappointed that I actually wake up.
- I don't know if I can make it 9 more months. And no I'm not pregnant just muttling through.
- Just found out my 4th grader has been taking the Zquill sleep medicine without my knowledge. She can't sleep and I have obviously messed up big time. OMG.
- When I was a kid, my younger brother molested me. It's "rare" which just makes me feel like a doormat/wuss destined for the abuser husband I have now...
- Pretty sure I could have an affair with one of my soccer dads.
- I haven't been to the dentist for a cleaning in 19 years. Even if I could afford it, I'd be too humiliated to go. Ds14 on the other hand.....beautiful, cared for pearly whites. Not one cavity..EVER.
- I think my special needs kid is WAY cuter than the other ones. Even when he's drooling
- I am a scary pinterest mommy. I like to get high and then bake all the yummy shit I can find on pinterest.
- When I realize the lengths to which I've gone and the scruples I've set aside in my desire to be liked and popular, I am disgusted with myself.
- Some days I start counting down the hours to bedtime as soon as DS wakes up.
- DH and I have decided to join the BDSM lifestyle. Already ordered restraints, paddles, and several other toys. We're super excited to do this together.
- I'm a minimalist and DH is a borderline hoarder. So stressful to be surrounded by useless junk. I can't help but think I'll make some money when he dies and I sell off everything.
- My DD6.5mo just rolled off the bed and hit the hardwood floor. I should have known better, I feel terrible.
- Putting a bra on under your jammies, running a paste-less toothbrush over your teeth and putting on deodorant because you can smell yourself, just in time for dinner, counts, right!?!
- My son smoked pot with his friend. I'm not telling kid's parents cause he's the only friend DS has and I can't wreck that. He's in sooooo much trouble with me though!!