- I can't take the lying and sneaking around anymore. I'm done. I want a divorce. i want out of here.
- I am ridiculously excited about seeing 2 gentlemen of Verona tomorrow! Don't even care that I sound like a snob, I've been Shakespeare mad since I was 13!
- Married 3yrs to my DH. He's an amazing man. Everything any women could want. Except I caught him crossdressing. A year later still wondering should I leave. But everything else is perfect.
- I have no idea what Isis is.
- I am overweight with stretch marks all over, but I have never been happier or more confident in my own skin since I've had kids. Sure, they drive me nuts at times, but I have purpose now
- Fenugreek supplements make me smell like a waffle taco. Disgusting, but my milk supply is way up. My first real parenting sacrifice.
- I'm 18 and I might be pregnant. The father is a man I've been seeing for a week. A baby right now would completely ruin my life. The thing is, I kind of WANT to be pregnant with his baby, but I'm not sure if he'd stay.
- Sometimes I just want to leave, like my mom left me. I don't resent her anymore. I understand. I won't do it, but I understand.
- Sometimes I feed my kids cereal for diner when I'm lazy...
- I want to teach my kid to call people "grotty lil wanker" and "grotty little trollop" so he can mouth of the little bastards in his preschool class without the teachers understanding what it means.
- I am so afraid of ISIS. I want to start hoarding water and rice in the basement.
- My kids have never been to the dentist. We have dental insurance, I just keep forgetting to make the appt.
- Myself & DD3 are atill in pajamas at almost 2pm. Not feeling responsibilities today. Haven't moved much from the couch. Mommy fail.
- I preach about don't-text-and-drive, then I get my phone out at red lights. I'm a hypocritical asshole.
- I want my ds8 bio dad to die. He's never paid child support, has seen him only a few times. I know he's an addict but I got clean .
- My kids are eating leftover pizza at 10am. At least it's homemade