- Fuck you negative pregnancy test. Fuck you because now I feel defective and broken.
- I am a terrible pet owner. I need to come up with a way to get rid of them so as to not break the kids hearts.
- DH took a great picture of me and ds4, I was so excited about it until I noticed my gut :( So not posting that on fb...
- Happy moms make me feel so inadequate.
- I am one skinny bitch away from choking the next one who claims its just as bad as being fat,and people are just as judgmental. No, no its not. I used to be one. It was awesome.
- A girl I know got a short hair cut. Now she looks like her dad in drag. Can't tell anyone this thought. Told her she looks amazing
- I feel that my mother owes me 1,000 yrs of kindness after using me as an alibi (I had no idea) to cheat on my stepfather at the very moment I found out that my H of 8 yrs was cheating on me. Instead she is cruel and selfish.
- I eat my kids left over chef boyardee even though I think it's disgusting because I remember what it was like to be a poor starving kid and hate wasting food
- My kids survive off of cereal, danimals, and peanut butter sandwiches. And take out for dinner.
- I really want to tell some people to get out of the damn gene pool. My sister is one of them.
- Just thinking about all the shit that needs to get done exhaust me. So I do absolutely nothing.