- Fuck you negative pregnancy test. Fuck you because now I feel defective and broken.
- When the kids go to bed, I promptly get out a spoon and sit down with the jar of Reese's peanut butter chocolate spread.
- I've FINALLY achieved the coveted "catch baby's vomit in your hands" badge tonight. Didn't think I'd do it, but I also didn't want to change sheets.
- Guilty pleasure is watching 19 Kids & Counting. I just KNOW that them Duggar women can't possibly have ALL their shit together. Betchya they post here all the time. hehehe
- If dh ever leaves me I will commit suicide.
- I am so disappointed with my daughter. She's nothing I thought a daughter of mine would be.
- i wish my husband would die so he'll stop tormenting me and my son
- At bedtime I used the f bomb several times at my children. I have four of them. No excuse for that type of language but seriously they drive me bat shit crazy sometimes. I have such guilt.
- My life is nothing like I'd hoped. I have a bipolar child, a asshole for a husband and none of the things I'd hoped I'd be able to do have happened. I hate my life and wish it was over. I'm too chicken to kill myself.
- Some greasy fat pig told me I was blocking traffic at the grocery store today while I was attempting to reign in my tantruming DD2. I told her to fuck off and move her fat ass on over to the next aisle.
- I lie about what I ate on my fitness pal app.
- Just need some fucking personal space. Tired of being treated like furniture. I fantasize about shoving 2DC off the couch and kicking them across the room.
- My husband is working overnight. I just put the baby to bed and then went on a beer run. Gone six minutes (I timed it). She was in her crib the entire time although awake when I got back... :/
- A friend of mine got some hydros for a legitimate reason. I'm buying half his bottle for $20 for very unlegitimate reason
- While watching The Middle, I had a random thought that, if Frankie Heck were real, she'd totally be a Scary Mommy, unlike most of the other TV moms I've seen.
- I only watch lesbian porn on my phone because I know how to delete the history on it..