- Fuck you negative pregnancy test. Fuck you because now I feel defective and broken.
- My kids are always all over me. All I want is personal space. It makes me not want to have sex with DH because I just want to have my body to muself
- I'm a conservative person. Christian born raised. Bleach blonde hair and want to do a photo shoot naked with bunny ears for my husband to have. Totally doing it tonight.
- My DH thinks I'm stupid...I think I want a divorce
- I work midnights and sleep most of the day and the few hrs I'm with my kids I gotta b stoned! Mom fail!
- Had to go out of town and leave DS2 with MIL overnight, everyone keeps saying how tough it must of been to be away from him - nope! Full nights sleep = win, tbh could of happily spent a whole week away. Selfish mommy
- I'm so relieved the forces of the universe made it so we can't attend my husband's family reunion. I just couldn't bring myself to take my kids into that cluster fuck gong show. Thanks God, I owe you one.
- I wish there were two of me, one to be a happy mommy and wife, one to be a sexy single woman only responsible for herself.
- I would love a Dom/sub relationship, either way for DH and I..but he has no interest...how do I get him to do this?!
- I think about sex all the time. I don't get how some women hate sex.
- I have been bulimic on and off for over 15 years. No one knows. And I'm still a bit overweight.
- I have a wonderful husband and I have a very sexy boyfriend. Life is good.
- My mom gives me shit for stealing a while ago. Always acted better than me. Today i watched her shoplift two things. I smiled the whole way home. Fuck you bitch. You're no better than I!
- I've started leaving my baby girls crying during an onviously failed nap almost every time. It's the only time I get to clean.
- DH is watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse with DS2 while I spend a few moments in bliss with my vibrator. I'm sure DH would love to join, but he's been on conference calls all day and it's a Sunday so fuck him.
- I wish my husband would drop dead, like 5 minutes ago. He's a complete waste of skin and oxygen. Spawned by a jackel. Bastard.