- Fuck you negative pregnancy test. Fuck you because now I feel defective and broken.
- I bought a box of fruit rollups and hide them in my purse. I also frantically devoured 5 of them before I got home. My husband watches my diet like a hawk and I want sugar without feeling guilty.
- Dh is a strong guy and for our entire relationship has been trying to physically pick me up. I keep refusing to let him because I'm 280lb and I don't want to break/hurt him.
- I shit my pants in target today, took them off, threw them away and continued shopping commando!! Bought a pack of undies while I was there, turns out they're granny panties!! Meh at least they'll be comfy!!
- I am seriously considered having my ADHD son go live with his dad. Let him deal with that shit because I am exhausted and frustrated and more than a little overwhelmed
- I feed my DD healthy and balanced meals, limiting sweets, and juice... then I secretly binge on sweets, and mommy juice (AKA wine). I'm fucked up.
- As a child I believed there was nothing wrong with being gay & everyone went to heaven. Then I became a Christian and "had to" believe otherwise. Now I'm still a Christian. But I DON'T believe otherwise. I am so happy.
- Today I had my baby shower...exactly 2 people showed up. I spent most of the day in tears over the fact that I have no friends. :(
- Hubby fulfilled my wish to have him put my butt plug in
- I want to move to a school district where I can send my kid to school with a peanut butter sandwich for lunch.
- I weigh 250 lbs.
- 35 and still afraid there's a monster under my bed and another hiding in the closet.
- I hate it when homeless people ask for money. I want to help, but terrified they'll be one of the psycho ones that pull a knife and start stabbing.
- My ds4 has a lisp. Whenever he says Percy it sounds exactly like "pussy" I always ask him questions just to hear him talk about his "pussy" train. I find it funny. My dh of 7 years just left me because I'm immature.
- I rush to pick the kids up after work everyday so excited to see them and have a fun day. Then I spend the next 5 hours screaming at them until I can put them in bed. I suck at this mom shit.
- A black man raped me when i was 10