Scary Mommy Confessions
- Fuck you negative pregnancy test. Fuck you because now I feel defective and broken.
- DH took dd3 out to get me coffee while ds1 naps so I can schedule my abortion. We can't have this baby. I am addicted to painkillers and severely depressed. Dh is perfect, I don't deserve to be a sahm or my family.
- Drank an entire bottle of wine & two tequila shots last night. DH went to sleep. I sexted with a stranger from Ashley Madison & got off right beside him. He missed out! And that's why I'm falling for my co-worker...
- DH is meeting with a lawyer today about filing for primary custody of DSD13. He is terrified. Baby mama has no idea that we or another of her baby daddies plan to file before Xmas. Part of me feels bad but she's a mess.
- I'm a really good at being a girlfriend..I worry that I'll never be a wife
- I still feel so grateful whenever I use the sanitary pad, even though I have been able to afford it for more than a decade. The cloth pads I had to use when I was young and poor still haunts me
- For a couple years I really didn't like my daughter. So glad she outgrew her preteen BS and has turned into a decent person.
- After 12+ years of a HEAVY adderall addiction, I quit cold turkey. Now only take 5 HTP and L-tyrosine. All natural. I've never felt better. And I exercise too! Adderall is a terrible drug/addiction. DONE!!!
- I rarely give money to homeless people. The 3 times I've offered to buy them food at a nearby restaurant I was turned down. "Will work for food" my ass.
- I might punch the next person who says I will have a baby when the time is right. The time was right when I had a miscarriage and that is NOT comforting. I don't just want a baby I wanted that one.
- Best thing about work free coffee and WiFi... And my patients blah blah blah....