Scary Mommy Confessions
- Sometimes I get a pimple on my vag lip and it get swollen & painful...I wonder if it is because I wear thongs but when it happens I won't let my man touch me. Kind of embarassed & try to pop it before any play time.
- My scalp gets so itchy/flakey that it's embarassing. I won't let men play with my hair cause of it. I don't use products, switch shampoos/diet..don't know what's wrong. Ughh the flakes.
- When ds1 is asleep and Someone makes a noise, I see red. And have a mini anxiety attack. Nap time is precious when you're a single mom !
- I'm a WAHM and my mil watches ds3 for me. Sometimes I lie and say I have to work so she watches him and I can run personal errands in peace...w dd1. Yes, having one child is a luxury for me!
- If I had known having a kid would be this fucking hard, I would have NEVER had one in the first place!! I'm SO OVER bedtime struggles and whining ALL FUCKING DAY!
- I really miss being in love w my h. We have drifted apart and I don't know what to do. To make matters worse, another man has caught my eye. I avoid him bc I don't want to cheat. God help me...
- My husband is a better spouse, person, and parent than I am. I am TOTALLY okay with this. I make certain he is well compensated. ;-)
- When I was pregnant I found an exersaucer in good condition(and up to code) by the dumpster. DD is 4mos and now fits in it. Sitting here watching her chew on the seat and realized I never washed it...whoops. Fail.
- This was my second shittiest day ever as a mom. I screamed and made the toddler cry. Felt like shit. Lower than shit. Guess it's progress though. It's not my worst day.
- Csection in 9 days. I'm already thinking of my final pregnant meal.