- Almost smacked a chick today for using the words "awesomesauce" and "totes adorb" in the same 5 minute conversation.
- I don't give a fuck about your stick figure family.
- I think I am getting arthritis in my hip. I'm only 43. :(
- I wish I had travelled before I had kids like most other people. It won't be the same in middle-age.
- Supposed to be figuring out how to apply for College.....instead on I'm SM
- My youngest DD often takes jelly and jelly sandwiches for lunch.
- My H isn't my soul mate. I don't believe in it. In the bed we're definitely a match!
- Just realized my DS3 ate a few handfuls of cocoa puffs right from the box for dinner. Then I gave him ice cream when his sisters and brother were having some. How do I do these things? Sounds like an awesome dinner tho!
- I really want to cut my hair shorter, but I'm worried that I'm so fat it'll look horrible. Of course, it looks horrible already...
- I had an affair a year and a half ago. I definitely want my marriage to work but I cannot stop wanting or thinking about the other guy.....and I don't really feel guilty for it.
- Love my ds1so much!Used to preach/judge people who lost themselves once having kids.SWORE I'd never do it.Now that he's here I could care less abt anything else.Can't help it, just so thankful but dnt want to be unhealthy.
- I almost killed a man today. At the store and a couple were arguing as I was checking out. He got louder then knocked her down. Started punching and kicking her. Drew my gun and held him for the police. She is 6mo pregnant.
- I have an 18 month old. A 9-week-old. More than I can handle, but I miss being pregnant already. Awful. :(
- I bought a pair of pants today in the biggest size I have ever owned. Fuck. It blows
- My kid got kicked out of preschool today. Time for the school counselors to get involved. Big time mommy fail. I feel like me working is causing a lot of the problems we have with the kid.