- It's my stepson's weekend to visit...Ugh...I hate these weekends...
- DH is the best father and most helpful H but he has no sex drive. Once a month sex has turned into once a quarter then to twice a year. Sex is the one thing I enjoy, need and want. This is killing me.
- Im 15 weeks pregnant and I want a girl so badly that it's killing me... What will I do if it's a boy... I feel like a terrible person.
- My kiddos school wants fifty cents for them to wear Halloween colors today. No costumes allowed. I think paying to wear black and orange is dumb. I told them they don't have to pay.
- I've always said DS will never play football. Our town has the BEST h.s. football team--reading about it makes me want to have DS3 play. He's big for his age, coordinated, and he'd be awesome! Hypocrite. Right. Here.
- I want to have a threesome with Brian Williams and Tom Brokaw.
- I was so focused for almost two weeks. 3 days ago i lost focus and i can't remember for the life of me where i put it.....
- I just smacked my 3 year old for pouring out all the shampoos and shower gels for the 2nd time today. I lost my temper badly I am so ashamed. His poor face is red raw from one smack. I am a terrible mother I'm so sorry
- I am 5'5, 127 pounds, and reasonably attractive. Yet have only gotten cat-called once or twice in my life. Feel overlooked...
- I didn't do shit all week, and now I have so much crap to get done today, and I don't have any motivation to get up and get going. I just want to sit here and be lazy again.
- Holy f%$& shark week! Apparently I'm at an exciting new age where I skip a month and then have a freaking blood bath. Guess mama's not getting laid this weekend. And pass the fun size, please.
- I sometimes wonder if the people on Facebook who talk about their perfect marriages are full of shit. Back in the day that was me: and I was full of shit.
- I haven't had sex with my husband in months because he's fat and has poor technique. I haven't kissed him in years because it's gross. In the past I needed sex so I put in the effort but now I'm older and not worth it.
- H came home unexpectedly and caught me smoking weed in the house. Guess I'm putting out tonight. Fuck.
- DH and I are celebrating our 10 year anniversary in a few days and I couldn't even be bothered to care.