- Sometimes I'd rather clean the kitchen than play cars with my two year old
- The little kid next door picks on his sister and I secretly get a kick out of it cause she's a bitch
- I use my husbands razor every day In the shower to shave my lady part....he has NO idea!
- If we have rank gas, my DH and I purposely crop dust fake or snooty-looking bitches in public.
- I have to wash myself with scalding water and scrub my skin until it is red and raw to feel clean. Sometimes I do it several times a day.
- Joining AA was the best decision I ever made for me and my family. My children deserve a decent life.
- Dh said he's ready for a vasectomy, not sure if I am.
- When the kids are older I think I'll regret working overnight shift because I was too tired to do a lot of extra stuff with them. I don't have any other options though.
- I hate being the fat mom in every group
- I get unusually bummed out when I go to poop but forgot to bring my phone along.
- I watch solo female porn sometimes & DH doesn't know. No desire to be with a woman, just enjoy seeing what goes on down there.
- Nine months postpartum and I'm still gigantic. I just want to feel like a human again.
- Kind of bummed that I'm getting over the flu and getting my appetite back. It's such easy weight loss!
- My fucking daughter is soooo asking for a bitch slap. RIGHT IN HER FACE. Id love to do it too!
- I can now button my jeans without effort. The only reason is that I had a tooth pulled ten days ago and eating anything but yogurt hurts like hell.