- My farts are always louder after I shave around my butthole.
- I finally caved to all the hype & started to read 50 Shades of Gray. Now I'm hooked on it & read it during my son's nap time instead of taking a nap myself. I miss my nap time!
- I started smoking again...I quit over 4 years ago. Now let's see if I can keep it a secret from my fiancé.
- I forgot to wear eye make up to work today. People have been saying I look tired and pale. Screw them. Makes me want to never wear make up again.
- We're having a second kid mainly because we're afraid our son might end up with 'only child syndrome' if we don't.
- I have not worn my tennis shoes in so long that when I put them on they had dry rotted and literally fell apart.
- Pregnant with 2nd child and when my 6 year old acts up or doesnt listen I just lose my shit and swear at him :'( i feel like worst mom ever
- My H thinks I don't give a shit. I feel like telling him to be careful what he wishes for - it might just come true.
- Nothing makes me pause and question myself like my confession being too bad for SM to publish 😳
- I love my son more than anything but the sound of his voice today makes me want to scream and run away. He never stops shrieking