- WHY would you walk past me like you didn't know me and then try to friend me on facebook? Nope- not gonna boost your numbers; NOT friends!!!!
- I follow world renowned chefs on IG. I love food that much 🍕🍔🍟🍗
- I wanna start writing erotic fiction again but H gets jealous. I don't think I care anymore. It gets me hot😄
- Sometimes when I'm not in the mood, h offers me a bribe (doing dishes, buying dessert, free reign of the tv, ect.) for sex.. I always take the deal!
- I go back to work in a week and I'm secretly happy about my husband staying home with the kids a few days a week. He'll finally feel my pain lol.
- I wish my life was even 1/4 as happy as I make it look on Facebook.
- I wake up thinking about going to mcdonalds, I fall asleep thinking about it. I hardly ever do. I'm overweight and I'm so addicited.
- When becoming pregnant with my second child, my husband told me I was getting my tubes tied after birth because he can't handle more than two kids. I still resent him. I want more kids. Two is not enough.
- OBGYN is making me do a kick counter...I fake it... can't be bothered. I'm kicked all day every day & according to DF he is a little ninja when I sleep.
- I got visibly annoyed with my 4yo for being loud in our hiding spot and getting us found first….
- I hate that my 15 mo daughter looks just like my husband. She's going to be so ugly.
- I want to have more kids but we don't have health insurance.
- When my DD was around 3 I let her see me vacuum up one of her Littlest Petshop animals. She is almost 8 and I still chuckle to myself when I see her frantically clearing up while begging me not to switch the hoover on yet!
- I quit smoking and I'm really struggling at night I wake up 50-60 times a night. It makes me wonder what the fuck I was doing to my body. I should have been in a medical facility for this withdrawal, holy shit!
- I binged from 12 PM to 4 AM on Chinese food, pizza, chips, hot dogs, chocolate and ice cream. No wonder I am 30 pounds overweight. I was also baked lol holy shit
- I am my daughter's worst influence. She is such a sweet girl. I don't want to ruin her.