- WHY would you walk past me like you didn't know me and then try to friend me on facebook? Nope- not gonna boost your numbers; NOT friends!!!!
- The radio plays tswift every other song. I pretend to hate it but I secretly love it. I have a crush on her. She's so awesome.
- Sunny days are great, obviously. But they show me how dusty my house is. Toss up.
- In a moment of insanity I told my husband we should try for another child. Now I am afraid I'm actually pregnant and have fucked everything up.
- 18 years ago today I lost my virginity to the man who is currently my husband. Currently we haven't had sex in over 10 months because he's not attracted to me after our last baby was born 16 months ago.
- Started reading a book; one paragraph in, I thought "screw this, I'm reading SM confessions instead."
- Whenever I start to feel bad about my weight, I wander over to the Plus Size Moms discussion board. I feel better knowing that there are women out there who are twice my size and confident in themselves and their bodies.
- I wear expensive lace undies under my gym pants. Makes me feel like a sexy bitch even though I'm a bit of a fat arse!
- I applied to be a professional cuddler. Everything was great, the interview was awesome but when it came time to cuddle, I burst into tears after 15 minutes. Realized as a single mom, no one has touched me for last 12 yrs
- I am not OK. I always question why I don't ever answer the "Hi, How are you"s with, "scared, failing, exhausted, slightly suicidal and hungry, please buy me something to eat and hug me for an extended amount of time"
- I have never told a living soul this and I never will, ESPECIALLY DH... I really like watching desperation porn. I don't know why it turns me on, and I'm so embarrassed. It feels good to confess.
- If there's an asshole kid at the playground, I'm shooting that kid death glares and make sure they see me. And if that doesn't work I whisper shit to correct them. I'm never mean. Just parenting over here.
- I made a huge mistake deciding to homeschool. so far this year has just been like 1 long horrible extended school vacation showing me what a failure I am as a parent.
- I have blackheads inbetween my thighs. It's disgusting.
- I am in love with 2 men. Neither one of them are my husband.
- My shower consisted of 3 baby wipes, new coat of deodorant and I finally brushed my hair! Anyone wanna come watch my newborn sleep so I can actually shower. .. lol