- WHY would you walk past me like you didn't know me and then try to friend me on facebook? Nope- not gonna boost your numbers; NOT friends!!!!
- I wish I was beautiful
- I unfriend religious people on fb all the time.
- I love my almost 1 year old son so much it hurts...he makes my heart want to explode. He's my last baby and only boy. I can't remember if I felt this way about my two daughters. I might have but you'd think I would know.
- I feel like a failure because pregnancy test came up negative... again.
- The little girl across the street is a 5 year old diva. I'd like to buzz off her hair and smear mud in her face. Spoiled bitch!
- I play this game online, meet this guy, he said he is 24. We started sexting, I found out later after really good sexting he was only 16....I am 45 and married.
- I love my husband, hes sexy and sweet, but for some reason I have been totally content sex-free for 4 months and I feel like an asshole about it.
- I'm not sure if it's just hormones or stress about an upcoming move, but I feel like my long distance BF has been ignoring me lately and it's really starting to get to me.
- I'm getting married soon and I'm terrified that I'm going to mess it up because he's so perfect and I am so broken.
- I have added my FIL and MIL to the blocked list on my telephone! Not available people! I dont like you leave me alone!
- I am seriously lusting after my new 'at work neighbor' ... and i am old enough to be his mother!
- I am extremely jealous of people who have a loving partner. It makes me like them less.
- I swear to god, the next father to be who informs me that his career plan for supporting his new family is to grow of bunch of weed will have his balls removed out his anus via a soup ladle. Go back to school, get a REAL JOB
- DH tried to comfort me by "it's ok, they just think you're a burden to me". Comfort?
- I get off alone by imagining that dh's buddies are watching me.