- WHY would you walk past me like you didn't know me and then try to friend me on facebook? Nope- not gonna boost your numbers; NOT friends!!!!
- My kids ate macaroni, chicken nuggets and pizza all in one day :-/ Eh, I remembered their vitamins too.
- DS14 was horrified hearing Eazy E coming from my car when I pulled into the drive way after work. His friends think I'm awesome. 40yr old white woman here. Still love gangster rap!
- I'm afraid that one of these days I'm going to blurt out something highly inappropriate in a meeting because I'm having fantasies about either our CEO or our IT manager while sitting there. I would so do them! Lots!
- I'm sitting in my car right now listening to music while my kids are safely in their beds soothing themselves to sleep because I just can't hear the whining and carrying on and bullshit that happens every. single. night.
- I've made a complete mess of my life... Novel worthy actually.
- I was about to do IVF with So. I lost my job and insurance and can't move forward with IVF. This was our only shot at having a baby. I'm devastated!
- I secretly love when my kids are gone for the weekend...even tho I spend the whole time griping about it.
- My two main reasons for not having divorced DH already: health insurance, and to keep my son from ending up with a shitty stepmom.
- Can't wait til I'm done nursing LO, the first thing I'll do is drink a marg... After a FULL DAY of coffee. Maybe even an energy drink, what the hell!
- My DF keeps me supplied with beer so I don't bitch about us being poor.