- WHY would you walk past me like you didn't know me and then try to friend me on facebook? Nope- not gonna boost your numbers; NOT friends!!!!
- I would lose my shit laughing if some of the 'I hate my husband' or 'I watch lesbian porn' confessions were secretly Michelle Duggar.
- After two traumatic miscarriages and so many tears, my perfect newborn son is the best godd*mn thing that ever happened to me. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- My husband hates my cat I've had since college. Every night she drinks from the cup of water he keeps on his side of the bed and I do nothing to stop her. I like her better anyway.
- Sometimes I steal diapers. So easy to get away with.
- I had sex with one of my facebook "friends" a long time ago and his current wife posts TONS of pictures of drinks. I had to be drunk to rock that tiny penis too! God bless her, his tiny Dick, and fancy drinks.
- My husband and I just had a fight because he bought Slurpees for himself and the kids...AGAIN. He's fat and eats for comfort. I don't want my kids to be fat. They probably have no hope; I was a fat kid and DH is a fat man.
- I feel like my high for the day is food. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks. It's pathetic that meals are the joy of my day. And when my kids stress me out, my immediate reaction? Food.
- I smoke a cigarette on the porch outside after the kids go to bed to keep me from losing my mind.
- Having a confession posted is the closest I'll ever get to being published. Younger me would be devastated. I had such dreams of being a writer.
- My husband is such an ass. The only reason I don't leave him is cause I'm afraid of divorce
- I want to smoke a cigarette so bad. But it would have to be outside and my neighbors would see. And my friends would judge. So would DH. This stops me, not the health issues.
- I promised my fibromyalgia ridden body that if it produced a healthy child I would forgive it for being so shit. It did. I haven't.
- Ate a super healthy kale salad for lunch...... with a side of puff cheetos and raw cookie dough straight from the tube. Zero fucks given. Yum
- I am the heaviest I have ever been. I hate how I look. On the other hand my diet is super healthy and I no longer eat crap. Wish my body showed it.
- I hate that our DD has a rare syndrome with no cure and might live a life of pain and non stop medication- it is not fair. She is so sweet and full of life, why does she have to hurt.