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  • I work at a very serious fitness gym. If I don't get my eating under control I swear to god they will find a way to get rid of me. Half the reason I eat shit is because they keep putting me on graveyard shifts. :(

  • I spend money to spite H when he pisses me the fuck off.

  • I was a vegetarian for 15 yrs but 1 yr ago started eating meat again and I love it, don't know how to tell my FAM, and actually it's none of their business

  • I am waving my white flag of surrender as a mom of four girls youngest one month old. WTF was I thinking? I'm drowning and don't know what to do.

  • My DS4 is pooping in his pants and I force him to wear a diaper. He has been so lazy lately; won't clean up, won't use the toilet. I am at the end of my rope; I feel like I am failing him and he's acting out. Help me.

  • I would spank my kids, except I've read you shouldn't do it when angry, and that's exactly when I WANT to do it most!

  • I drank my apple juice a few hours later than usual and now I can't poop. I'm 34 and this is my life.

  • I've been taking a teeny bit of my checks every week and donating to the Bernie Sanders campaign. It's my awesome little secret in a community full of conservative nuts.

  • I would rather sleep with my two adorable kittens than either my husband or my children.

  • when I began dating my DH i used to like her sister... 5 years later...I despise her.

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