- Feeling uber sad today. Becoming overwhelmed...things look great on the outside, inside I want to curl up and hide for days.
- My daughter's father and I maintain a loveless relationship and he verbally abuses me, but I stay because I'm afraid I can't do it alone and live across the country from my family.
- I'm dipping Nutter Butters in Hershey's syrup. Thank me later.
- I feel gross and fat to the point that I force myself to vomit if I reach a certain weight
- My bf wanted to shower together this am...the only thing I thought was damn now I can't pee in the shower. ..it would have been an awesome pee too
- My favorite word by far is motherf*cker. I say it way more than I should. I love it.
- I accidentally piss myself way too much. Usually just a dribble here and there but the dribbles add up to wet panties by the end of the day
- Lied to another mom and said I had plans, because just didn't want to watch her douchy kid. I never ask her to watch mine, but she gave me a huge amount of grief for not helping her out. Ugh!!!
- I'm married, 3 kids, hardly any money. Always stressing about groceries. Intentionally stole a gallon of milk yesterday. I feel like I have to practice stealing, because I might be reduced to it more often.
- The Simpsons marathon on FXX and a $6 bottle of wine are the only things keeping me from losing my shit today.
- I'm scared of the dark. I'm 36!
- I've been dating 2 guys for a while I love them both I don't know what to do
- Strained to lift 6 month old in her car seat into the car. Peed myself. A lot.
- I wouldn't piss on my MIL if that bitch was on fire.
- Current TV fantasy men: Paul Briggs from Graceland & Harvey Specter from Suits. USA Thursdays has nailed my ideal husband... a little bit of both combined in one guy & it'd take me 30 secs to forget I'm married.
- Dr had to do a pregnancy test before I could start new meds. I was too embarrassed to tell him I know I'm not pregnant because I haven't had sex in almost 6 months.