- Feeling uber sad today. Becoming overwhelmed...things look great on the outside, inside I want to curl up and hide for days.
- Fiance got drunk. Screamed "F u and ur DD4" & said i dont compare to his ex of 7 yrs. i chucked the very costly engagement ring. cant find it. I'M NOT SORRY.
- I plan on buying a shitload of Halloween candy when it goes on sale November 1st and making myself sick eating it ;-)
- I was secretly glad to find out that a competitive acquaintance with "perfect" kids now has one who is very overweight, and one with autism. That's what being a self-absorbed person gets you!
- I know every parent thinks their child is beautiful, but my son is drop dead gorgeous. I'm a little afraid for the future because he will be breaking hearts left and right. Model status, not kidding.
- A male coworker of mine just complimented me on my hair as soon as I walked in! I sprayed it pink to test out dd's Halloween hairspray. Mom win!
- I love conspiracy theories and think of myself as an amateur sleuth!
- I wish this baby would stay inside me forever. I'm terrified of newborns!
- When the kids move out, I am never cooking again, never going grocery shopping, and I'm going to buy a white couch!
- I was reading SM confessions while finishing pumping and absent mindedly turned the knob the wrong way - full power instead of off. Aaaaarrrgh!
- He gave me custody papers today. I can't bring myself to sign them. It really is over.
- dh got himself a vibrating back massager :D I just had 3 orgasms
- I like to pretend I take my daughter out to eat on Friday after work b/c it's a bonding experience . It's complete bullshit, she 22 months, she doesn't give a fuck where we eat! It's so my fat ass can eat out!
- My oldest kicked her sister in the head. Had to think of a punishment. Decided she can go trick or treating, but must give me all her candy. It's a win-win!!
- I work in a hospital. Whenever I see a patient who weighs about what I weigh I always think "I know I don't look like that"
- My smart 8 year old makes me feel like I Am Sam.