Scary Mommy Confessions
- Whoever said anal sex was awesome and give you amazing orgasms, LIED.
- I'm using Google translate to sext DH in different languages
- I check my crush's Facebook account at least three times per day. I'm married with children and 31
- Just hearing my father in law breathe, drives me OUT OF MY MIND. He's got OCD, Food addiction, and depression and I just wish he's fucking die already. I don't think I'll shed a tear when he does.
- I maturbated (3 times!) while laying next to my napping baby. It's the only "me" time I get while not to tired!
- Hate days like today. So lonely I want to text this guy I had a thing with to have company but I would just be leading him on more. :( stay strong and lonely
- Kindergarten Xmas concert tonight.. I think I'll have a mimosa before I even attempt to enjoy this evening. I hate anxiety
- My dad saved DH and I from selling our home. All I want is to someday help my daughter in the same way.
- I'm a shitty mother. My kids would be better off without me
- Snow day today, and instead of cleaning or anything productive, me & girls laid in pj's all day and ate everything in sight!
- Starting an affair and I'm giddy like a school girl! Freaked out though; haven't been with somebody new in 13 years & 3 kids. I'm VERY self conscious about my hanging stomach. The rest of me looks good for 40-something.