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  • Got so tired of mismatched socks that I threw them all out and started over. Then I found at least 15 matches under the kids beds.

  • Starting to think I only want another baby so I can take a break from school. That can't backfire, right?

  • I have lupus, and I'm terrified my kids will inherit it. I love them more than my own life, but I feel selfish for even having them knowing this could be their future.

  • I hide the good stuff I buy at the grocery so my family won't eat it all before I can.

  • I am so worried that my 10 year-old, Aspergers daughter will never have a normal life.

  • I want my girls marry for money because we struggle buy food and keep the electricity on. I married for love.

  • Husband took kids out to run errands. I'm finishing a bottle of wine.

  • DS4 asked me why my belly was so bouncy and if I have a baby in there... Not even close, I need to stop binge eating late at night and get off my ass during the day

  • I have never shopped for clothes without my mother. I'm 34.

  • I gave DD8 an iPad mini. She stays on it all day after homework/chores. Now when I need her, I just FaceTime or text her. She loves it and I don't have to get my fat ass up. WIN!

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