- Whoever said anal sex was awesome and give you amazing orgasms, LIED.
- I write confessions that are too horrendous to commit to. So I delete them. It's still cathartic! I love SM!
- I wrap my belly in plastic wrap every night before I get on the treadmill.
- Can't help but wonder if Jill Duggar had a 'O' yet!
- I suck at pretend play!
- I've had 2 romance novels e-published. No one but DH knows, and I won't let him read them. They're just for me. I'm writing 2 more.
- I only brush my teeth once a week and teeth are better looking than most people I know! Only been to dentist 1 time ever
- If it weren't for our kids, I think me and my husband would've broken up by now.
- My preteen daughter is developing boobies and I can't stand to see her without them covered up. I'm not ready for this.
- I eat whatever I want and I am overweight and probably will gain more weight, But I have no plans on cutting back. I don't give a fuck. Eating is one of the very few pleasures I have in life.
- I walk my dog in my pjs and bra less. I fell like I have to apologize to the neighbors when I get close enough where I have to talk to them.
- After 1 glass of wine I start to tolerate my husband. After 2 or more I start to get angry towards him. This is a nightly occurrence
- Started a flirtationship with a coworker today. Both married. He's 12 years younger and hot as fuck. I feel like a total rockstar.
- My live-in bf of 8 yrs told me he can't get hard anymore, so we haven't had sex in almost a yr. He's 11 yrs older than me. I'm only 35. I'm too young to go without sex the rest of my life.
- Just found a BlowPop in the junk drawer. It tastes like a Yankee Candle tart. Eating it anyway.
- I hate my grown son - part of the "you had me so you owe me everything" generation. The sight of him makes my blood boil. Sad part of it is that I raised him alone so there is no one to blame but myself.