- Whoever said anal sex was awesome and give you amazing orgasms, LIED.
- When I watch cooking shows on tv all I can think about is how many dishes there must be to wash up afterwards.
- Wish I could be a surrogate. Love Love LOVE being pregnant! But actually being responsible for raising little people ... not loving that nearly as much.
- When I was pregnant I had a dream that my mother was touching me sexually. I had a dream O. Still HORRIFIED.
- I was relieved when my husband brought me divorce papers the other day. All my friends are shocked thinking we had the fairy tail marriage. It feels good not having that pressure anymore.
- I'm a 40-something mom of three but sometimes when I see a baby staring at me in the grocery store I have to use all my will power not to make a terrifying face at it!
- I've broken the 180 mark in the wrong direction. I'm 5'3" and disgusting
- Well i have TV addiction which i can't get over.. which is sort of screwing up my life... Just wanted to say that out loud
- My H decided he wants to be a woman. This was first mentioned 5 yrs ago.. Last yr he said he wants to start hormones. He is upset I want a divorce. If i wanted a woman I would be a lesbian. the sex was barely ok¬ enough
- Started watching outlander the other day, even though women had no rights I'd love to live in Scotland during that time. Or maybe I just want to fuck a hot Scot. 😉
- I wish I had the financial means to go grocery shopping and not have to put some things back once I saw the total.
- I just spent tax refund $$$ on a vacation by myself - half because wanted to spite my lying husband and half because I'm losing my effing mind here - even though we're behind on our mortgage
- 12:43 - I want another baby. 12:44 - I don't want another baby. 12:45 - I want another baby. 12:46 - I don't want another baby. *Sigh.* I wish I could just make a decision.
- When my food order is wrong or the grocery store cashier screws up (usually w/ a fucking attitude problem) I pretend I'm cool about it, but inside I want to dislocate their lower jaw.
- Everyday I think about my future and I don't see my husband in it . It's because of my mil . I can't take it anymore
- I'm pregnant and really lacking the excitement of having another baby.