- Whoever said anal sex was awesome and give you amazing orgasms, LIED.
- I left home 15 years ago and still incapable of cooking a decent fucking meal!
- My ss12 told his teacher he wants to kill me and he has a book of ideas how to do it. He has major behaviour issues and I'm sure he will try one day....
- I have the weirdest crush on my son's middle age overweight football coach. Last night when he was showing the boys how to do press ups I nearly died!
- I'll hit the 9 month mark of my pregnancy tomorrow. Have an OB appointment today. I starve myself for about 12 hours before every weigh-in. That terrified of the scale.
- Sometimes I wake up in he middle of the night and jerk off using my dw's hand
- I had some chook for supper and later that night had a dream I was a fucking chook
- One of the mom's in my mom & me play group keeps dropping the I like you vibe. My DH hasn't touched me in over a month due to stress at work, even when I ask for it! So I masterbate thinking of what her & I would do.
- I wish I was more patient with autistic ds13 so I could homeschool him. His autism is mild but he can be SO difficult and all his teachers have given up on him. He isnt getting a proper education at all.
- This conceited girl I'm friends with on FB posted a pic of her lower back dermal piercing. I knew it wasn't her fat ass, so I googled it and it was the first pic that popped up. Ha ha nice try fake bitch
- The real reason I don't want my own kids is I was bullied throughout HS. I just can't stand kids. People think I can't afford them. he-he
- I love seeing all the popular girls I went to school with on FB, and they look all haggard and I still look like I'm 18! Ha ha feels good
- H borrowed my phone, saw that I was reading confessions & started reading some. He pointed one out and said that he thought it was so sad that some men make their wives feel unwanted and invisible. It was my confession.
- I was in the guest room when my MIL came over to pick up my kids. She got on the phone with my SIL and started talking shit about me. I stayed in the guest room and kept listening.
- I have sciatica pain and is so bad I can barely walk but I secretly enjoy the fact that saves me from having sex with DH
- I eat supper usually with my TV-set. It's the best friend, shows me what i like and does not talk back