- Whoever said anal sex was awesome and give you amazing orgasms, LIED.
- Seriously contemplating selling my breast milk on the internet, so I can buy myself a $375 dress that I have no excuse or place to wear...
- I would give almost anything in the world for it to just be me, DH and DD
- Hubby told me he needed to take a nap & then go to the gym...I told him I would castrate him if I didn't get a shower & wash my hair. We have a 6 week old baby, he gets to go to work, the gym & shower each day...I hate him!
- We find out the gender in a few days. I do not want to hear "it's a boy" because it was a boy last summer and he died. I am more fucked up from losing him than anyone will ever know.
- I've been taking a swig of whisky every so often this afternoon since I found out how many of my dh's family are visiting tomorrow....
- That moment you smell the dirty diaper from across the room and decide to finish your coffee first..
- When I was younger I would catfish guys. There were a few that lasted a long time and who said they "fell in love". I feel bad today but then I'm also glad that I did it before the time of Catfish the TV show lol
- My husband got mistaken for Chris Kyle today.
- I try to avoid hugging H good night because he thinks that means Go Time...um. no.
- My husband and I are polar opposites. I hope our kids turn out more like him.
- Diagnosed with breast cancer yesterday. Baby turns 1 today. Trying to hold it together to throw a party for family and friends.
- Before I had my DS 18 months, I really had a skewed perception of motherhood. I thought it would always be happy feelings for your child no matter what. Rude awakening because my son drives me fucking nuts most of the time.
- My son is 10 and we just found out he is autistic. I feel awful we waited so long to get him tested because of my dh. On the other hand I feel so much better that I'm just not that horrible of a mom
- I'm a re-gifter....
- I'm out of wine, so I'm drinking rootbear laced with Brandy. It's not quite 9:30 in the morning.