Scary Mommy Confessions
- Come near me again and you're dead, bitch. The police won't stop the stalking, you won't leave my family alone. It's been almost twenty years of your shit. I will kill you if you come near us again.
- I have become obsessed with death since my brother died of a drug overdose. Spent the entire day watching Time of Death episodes on Showtime & crying.
- One of my fav things ever is liquid melatonin. It's great for putting kids to sleep at night. I use it to.
- If I know where an acquaintance lives I google the address then home value. Why??
- My sister is pregnant and i wish she had aborted. I know she'll be an awful mom and that she's not ready for the job. plus I'm afraid her kid will be better/prettier than my DD or that she'll get the boy i really wanted
- I'm an incest survivor. I know it wasn't my fault, but I'm still ashamed.
- I just found out I have to come up with $150 to keep heat turned on past Friday. Don't get paid till next week. Not sure what I'm going to do. Mom fail!
- Dd is noisy as fuck and hopping down the stairs. I secretly hope she'd fall on her ass so shed stop bouncing off the fucking walls for ONE GODDAMN SECOND.
- Secretly hoping my DD5 is getting sick. She's at school all day and when she gets home she doesn't want me to cuddle her anymore. It's a different story when she's sick
- When people try to talk about how hard it is being married to or being with someone who has bipolar disorder and how difficult it is to love someone like that, I want to cry. I AM the difficult to love spouse.
- My DD7s teacher has huge fake tits, fake tan, fake lips & dresses in sparkly low cut tops & stripper heels. I call her Teacher Barbie & am scared I'll call her that to her face! Never seen so many dads at school events tho!