- Come near me again and you're dead, bitch. The police won't stop the stalking, you won't leave my family alone. It's been almost twenty years of your shit. I will kill you if you come near us again.
- I have been married less than a year and already want a divorce. Miss my single life. It was so good.
- Told DH after I got home from work that I wanted McDonald's. He jumped up and said "Nuggets?!" "Yes, and more wine!" He ran out the door so fast. We had sex last night. Maybe I should trade sex for nuggets and wine more
- I'm a Christian conservative. I have recently been introduced to Jason DeRulo's Trumpets song. I am now obsessed and listen to all day.
- My big secret? I got a raise and promotion at work when no one else did and no one else knows except my boss and my family. Work friends would be so pissed!
- I hate that I got preggo at 18. I resent my ex for the death of the life I wanted. I could have been a lawyer. Instead, I spent 14 years clawing my way through dead end jobs while he mooches off mommy and daddy.
- 90% of the gifts my in laws get the kids will immediately donated. They buy so much stuff it's like they have no idea how small our apartment is.
- I thought about cleaing the toliet with my H's toothbrusth. Then I realized I kiss that mouth and it kisses my lady parts. My luck I would be the one to get an infection.
- Must resist the urge to have gorilla shit sent to my ex ...
- Went to see a shrink last week, and he asked me how far along I was. I said I'm not pregnant, I had 5 kids. This is the reason talking to people is best done after a handful of valium
- I want a 3some with h and another woman but I'm too insecure. Plus I wouldn't trust her to be std free.
- I miss my x/soulmate. I was his sub. I would do anything for that man. I would give up a lot to experience one more night with him. But in the past. Not now, I got fat after kids :(
- Dh and I role play a lot for sex. Sometimes I'm the daughter, sometimes I'm the teacher. It gets really kinky and I can't get enough
- I bought a pair of mustache trimmers. I take the head off, and there's this little metal post that spins really fast. Put a bit of fabric over it and use it on my clit. Orgasm so hard I nearly squirt!
- Bourbon and pineapple juice looks like iced tea with lemonade when you put it in a clear glass : )
- I've been sleeping with my coworker. He isn't even that desirable but I was craving something I wasn't getting at home. We cuddled and talked for like 2 hours today. I miss it. I miss doing that with my So.