- Come near me again and you're dead, bitch. The police won't stop the stalking, you won't leave my family alone. It's been almost twenty years of your shit. I will kill you if you come near us again.
- I am a male who has no idea what flirting is )). I am past 40 and fucked only once drunk at a party...
- I told DH I was too tired for sex, and now I'm hiding under the covers reading scary mommy confessions like I do every night.
- I finally have 1 child in school, drop the other off at daycare and sit and do homework all day. Feels pretty damn good.
- I honestly think that the reason of my death will be the massive amount of weed that I have inhaled accidentally.... well at least they will remember me as a happy loving wife and mommy!
- I think if I ever got pregnant again and found out it was a girl, I'd want an abortion.
- Have 2 BA's, speak 4 lang, well traveled & had a trust fund, now im 39 in a cheap apt, with a cheap H in a 3rd world country with 2 kids cuz it seemed "romantic" when I was 25. WHERE the HELL is the rewind button?
- I pick the skin off my heels and eat it. No real reason but it feels so good
- My grandpa caught me, a girl, watching porn when i was 10. He said lots on grown men watched it but it was not worth their while.He kept my secret. Yrs later he got tried for being a pedophile. I DO NOT believe he did it.
- I have to google half the things my coworkers say, otherwise it's like they're speaking a foreign language. I'm 30 and work with "kids" in their early 20's.....
- DH and I drink, almost. EVERY. NIGHT. I know we need to quit. And I dont think we can do it together.
- For the last 3 mnths when i hang out with DH we have VERY little to talk about.... unless were buzzed. Been together only 3 yrs.
- I want to stop breastfeeding after 4.5 months, but feel like I will have to prepare formula in private so I won't be judged.
- I may or may not have photoshopped my docs to get out of a no proof of insurance ticket when I actually didn't have insurance & couldn't afford it. On more than one occasion. Fuck the system anyway.
- I think one of my coworkers saw me smoking in the company car yesterday. Crap I really hope they don't tell. I thought I had driven far enough away. I just don't want to stand w- everybody and smoke I don't like them.
- I once did a naked recording session with a an artist & producer who is now basically the Jay-Z of the whole Middle East & Mediterranean. We were good friends bef he moved home, it was all I could do not to jump him.