- Come near me again and you're dead, bitch. The police won't stop the stalking, you won't leave my family alone. It's been almost twenty years of your shit. I will kill you if you come near us again.
- My house is a wreck and my family goes ignored because I'd rather watch makeup review videos on YouTube than attend to any of those things.
- Everyone thinks the baby I lost in the middle of my pregnancy was stillborn,truth is I induced because it was diagnosed with a condition incompatible with life. I'm pro life and Christian... The guilt is eating me alive...
- I hide in my closet to eat snacks just so I don't have to share with anyone including my husband.
- Thought I was being a great mom making fruit/bran/flaxseed/whole wheat muffins. Turns out, I'm the only one who will eat them, and I now have swampgas. Fiber overload!!!
- My two year old walked in on me naked getting into the shower. He looked very concerned.... I didn't know if I should laugh or cry...
- I have stopped shaving my legs. Too much hassle. Who needs dry itchy skin and constant upkeep? Not me!
- I'm very much in love and attracted to DH, but I'd still rather watch YouTube videos of Justin Timberlake than have sex with him.
- Raped by, diseased by, child stolen by rich exhb. Lucky to be alive. Not happy but lucky.
- Found a simple spell online to try and get rid of our bad luck. Gotta confess here as I'm not supposed to believe in that stuff
- Can't wait for my daughter to go to bed, so I can watch Outlander and eat chocolate chip cookie dough:)
- If my kid won't sleep I'll give him some benadryl. Mix it in with some milk and strawberry nesquick. My mom did it with my sister's and I so why not. I need to keep my sanity.
- My dd4 was so whiny today and I found myself swearing at her back(under my breath) as she was walking away from me. She is so overly dramatic and sometimes it pushes me to the edge of sanity. Mom fail. :(
- I hope Joan Rivers doesn't recover. She's an awful person.
- I watch Hoarders not just cuz it's my kind of reality tv, but it also motivates me to pick shit up during commercial breaks...don't ever want to reach that point!
- Saw a pic of a celebrity vajayjay today, feel better because even the rich, famous and beautiful have normal/ugly vaj's lol