- BFF sent me a pick of her sexting friends "package". Hello threesome!! I am totally up for it now.
- I wish my dh fawned over me as much as he does his own muscles.
- Every torturous night of nursing and shushing baby and telling toddler to go back to sleep I feel that every cell in my body and soul is on the brink of a massive breakdown. I hate this. I love them. But they kill me.
- I am glad DFs family is mostly dead. Its a lot easier to not have to worry about sharing DD and family time. Feel like a jerk though cause he misses his mom. I would have liked to know her, he says she would have loved me.
- Married 3 months now and my husband already gained a tonne of weight. I feel terrible that my attraction is decreasing. He is an awsome dad to our 3 year old. Just wish he would take better care of himself
- I hate mostly all of my husband's family. They have no respect. But this martini makes me feel a lit better.
- I'm exclusively pumping and my milk is doing up! We can't afford formula! I feel like such a failure!
- Sitting here while the kids play on tablets and watch tv. I keep visualizing slamming them against the wall. Kind of scary
- My DH doesn't pay attention to me anymore. I don't know if we even like each other anymore.
- I am fully looking forward to being a better pregnant woman and mother that my SIL is...and my MIL will like me more for it!
- Yet another holiday I'm stuck with a severe anxiety attack followed up with a depressive crash thanks to my "loving" family.
- Sick of DH's mental illness. Missed Another holiday because of it.
- I have a cleaning lady because I'm too damned lazy to clean my house.
- There's always the lush relative who drinks the entire bottle of wine before I even got a glass. The wine I brought mind you. I could slap a bitch.
- A woman forced her way into my lane & cut me off. I followed her to Target (where I was headed anyway) after she went inside, and I'd sent my daughter in, I went to her car and ran my sharpest key down the passenger side.
- I was horribly full from thanks giving dinner . Breastfed my daughter then pumped and now I feel like I can eat another plate of food . I