- BFF sent me a pick of her sexting friends "package". Hello threesome!! I am totally up for it now.
- My 11 y/o DD has turned into the biggest bitch! Praying she just needs to get her period, or I won't blame people when they say she is a snob. I flipped her off after she slammed the front door. It felt great.
- Should be decorating for my son's 1st bday party. Instead I'm sitting on SM, lazy as fuck today.
- If its a choice between pooping twice a day or having sex twice a day; i'd choose pooping every time.
- i have panic attacks before my DH has visitation with his DD, every single one since our DS was born.
- I'm secretly addicted to heroin. I snort it, no needles. I am very good at playing the great mom/wife/friend. My son is taken care of and I work over 60 hours aweek. I hate it but itmakes me feel amazing and SO motivated.
- I would rather take a bunch of 2 y/o's to the grocery store than DD6. There's something about that place that turns my normally calm child into a wild monkey!
- I'm running out of nice ways to tell my in laws to fuck off.
- For the past 24 hours all I can think about is a three way with DH and his buddy from high school. Maybe tonight it will happen...
- I'm a Pinterest Mom. I'm not trying to make other moms feel worse - I just feel awesome when I make something and it looks like the picture! And I don't have Facebook, so they stay only on Pinterest. So don't hate.
- I want more kids: but I only want boys. I don't know how to bring up a girl. The fact that I feel that way makes me feel weird.
- I'm married and I have horrible BLUE BALLS! It's the first time I've had them in my life and it's so painful . I feel so UNLOVED
- Ready to just sign my rights over. I don't want to do this anymore.
- Not at all in love w H anymore. However, I really respect him- true team player, he does so much. Plus we make incredibly cute babies!
- Can't say it IRL - my husband and female best friend have super low sex drives. So, I sleep with her husband. We get to have great sex, they don't get pestered for sex, everybody wins! Wish I had thought of this years ago.
- Just ate two sleeves of Oreos. How badly do I want to purge right now??? Enough that I am encouraging my kid to stay near me so I don't