- BFF sent me a pick of her sexting friends "package". Hello threesome!! I am totally up for it now.
- I cannot tell whether I am severely depressed or just disgustingly lazy.
- Yesterday was the 11th anniversary of my suicide attempt. I cried and cried when I found out about Robin Williams, because so many people I know cared more about a celebrity with depression than cared about my pain.
- I have been unable to shower or bathe in so long, that today when my baby took his diaper off and played in his poop, my first thought was, "if I crap myself and play in it, do I get to bathe then?"
- DD2 just fell off furniture trying to do yoga on the edge. Don't feel bad. I've told her a million times not to do that.
- I love when my husband travels for work, it's like a fucking mental vaca from the bullshit. Yet i act like I'll miss him... Meanwhile I'm stalking calendar..
- I miss being the hot girl when I walked into a place.. Ok bar.. I turned heads.. Now I'm a mom who has lost her sexiness...
- I miss the sparkle I used to have in my eyes. Before a rough marriage and 3 kids... I feel like I used to be so much prettier, now they are dull.
- Phone hasn't rang in 3 weeks 2 days, no texts in a month, no Fb messages in month and a half. I have no friends no family nobody! I'm so lonely and ashamed. How did I get this way?/
- Hoping to get dh wasted so I can just be alone. Its date night and I just want to sit in my own depression
- My husband is very hot but he can be a real asshole. I guess that's why I constantly fantasize about screwing my balding boss. He's so sweet and understanding. Not to mention rich. That helps.
- The last hour before my husband gets home from work is literally the longest hour of my life. Every. Single. Day. During this time my kids call me SheHulk.
- At the mall DS was throwing an epic temper tantrum and the store employees thought he was screaming for help. Like I would kidnap this little shit? Once they realized everything was OK they complimented my patience with him.
- I married DH at age 20 bc I was afraid no one else would ask, 22 years later, I have had an on again off again affair with the bf I had before him. He is patiently waiting for my youngest to be 18 for a divorce. I cant.
- I told my husband I was lonely, he told me to get a dog. Hurt worse than he will ever know.
- I burped. My toddler said "eww mommy no more kisses" so I blew it in her face.