- BFF sent me a pick of her sexting friends "package". Hello threesome!! I am totally up for it now.
- I hate my husband's name. Love the guy, but HATE the name. I avoid saying it at all costs, and don't even think of him by his name.
- I want to sell my eggs. Not gonna use them anymore. We have 5 kids. My coworkers are coaching me on how to act sane when I apply to get the largest amount of money I can
- My DH of 5 yrs recently told me he never wants children. I in no way want a baby right now, but can't help but feel robbed of my future. Now, I am just working through if this is a deal breaker if he won't change his mind.
- before i had kids i thought the book "go the f to sleep" was awful. 3 kids now, 4 and under, and i totally get it!
- 18 weeks pregnant and I'd kill for a smoke. So stressed, but can't bring myself to do it. Knowing DH is still smoking annoys the piss out of me.
- Bought groceries at Target today with my 3 year old's birthday gift card. Rationalized it by letting her pick out nacho lunchables. So not the same as toys.
- I just realized I have been wearing my underwear inside out all day. its 10pm. fuck it.
- Tomorrow is the day I stop eating like shit and work out each morning and every evening. It's only 20 pounds, I can do this! That is my mantra….every damn night.
- I would probably leave my family if John Mayer ever gave me the time of day. I just love watching him being so sexy in his music videos... only to look over at my DH farting and picking his toenails :/
- Sometimes when people are confessing their sins, I get jealous because they seem to be having a lot more fun than I am.
- I'm so afraid of screwing up that I often end up doing nothing at all.
- I didn't accomplish a single thing at work today because I spent all day fantasizing about sex with DW when I got home.
- I dated an aspiring actor for a long time. He was a dick who convinced me to have an abortion and then abandoned me and I really hope he gets famous someday so I can blackmail the shit out of him!
- So tonights hardest desicion was, choc chip cookies or whiskey while I watched the voice. They both won.
- I'm 18 weeks pregnant & if I'm having a boy, I'll be disappointed....mainly because that's what my husband wants & I don't want him to have any say in anything...I'm not sure if I love him or not