- BFF sent me a pick of her sexting friends "package". Hello threesome!! I am totally up for it now.
- When my dad was alive, he used to play Santa for extra $ at Christmas. I promise you he was not a pervert, just a grandpa who loved kids and enjoyed seeing them happy (he had a real Santa beard too).
- All I can think about is how I want to lose weight and be pretty, but I just ate a dozen peanut blossom cookies. What is wrong with me?
- I'm totally obsessed with my vagina. I'm always looking at it with a hand mirror before and after sex..
- I think I just ate 800 calories of cookie butter
- I had an orgasm 20 minutes ago and I'm still shaking 😃 I'm meant to be napping "unwell" the shakes can help me pull it off lol!
- Sometimes when I lock eyes with my newborn in the middle of the night I get a shiver down my spine. Not sure it's normal to get the creeps from your own baby!
- Just found pot again in my addict husband's belongings. Pretty sure my marriage is over.
- We are not allowed to keep tips at my job, but I recently was given $125 from a family of a patient. I think I'll keep it as really need it for Christmas but I'm terrified someone will find out...
- Hubs, DS3 and DS5m are all napping. iPhone + free lesbian porn time for me!
- Just ordered pyjamas from a fat people website. I can no longer do store bought. January this changes.
- My mil is dying. I'm sadder than any of her own daughters.
- Told the kids to go play downstairs locked the bedroom door and had the most mind blowing sex...no regrets
- I am about ready to tell my brother to piss off for the rest of my life. Merry fucking Christmas, brother.
- Completely used my foot to grope a male friends penis under the table, I am so not sorry about it & loved every second. I am married.
- I ate so much sausage for breakfast, Im surprised I didn't get meat sweats. Followed it up with 5 pieces of candy & washed it all down with a glass of ice water. At least I had water so I count that as a diet win..