- BFF sent me a pick of her sexting friends "package". Hello threesome!! I am totally up for it now.
- I am the other woman.
- Angry that I'm stuck alone with the baby all week...hubby only home on weekends :( Living in a foreign country and don't know anybody.
- I took out a debt consolidation loan in my husbands name to payoff credit cards he doesn't know I have.
- In 13 years together, I have never seen DH cry. Not even one tear. I think he is stunted emotionally.
- I hate bath sheets, they're a waste of space in the washing machine. And who invented white towels? A sadist! We're women, we bleed. Small, mismatched, colourful, cotton, pref from goodwill are best.
- I don't necessarily want us to have sex more often, but I want DH to want us to have sex more often. I would love for him to bug me for sex like he did when our kids were little.
- The man I married is not the man I dated/was engaged to. He tricked me.
- I wonder sometimes if my husband is really gay and won't tell me because he doesn't want to break our family up.
- Sometimes I cover my babies' mouths with my hand or a chew toy because I can't handle them screaming in my face at full force for another second. I'm just trying to feed you dammit !! Take the boob!!!
- Sick of my husband being such a whiny little bitch. Yesterday, I wanted to punch him in the face and shove a tampon up his ass.