- Had the worst birthday ever. Husband got me the exact opposite of what I had on my list.
- I can't get fat, because my DH admitted he would divorce me if I did. Just had a baby, 30lbs over weight. But can't stop eating sweets when they're left out!
- I think my sister and I have different fathers. I think everybody else suspects it too, but no one will ever say anything.
- I'm secretly proud of how big my husband's dick is.
- The kid is driving me fucking nuts so I've just made myself a mocha. With Baileys. It's 3pm.
- After having a kid my boobs are awful, just empty sacks of skin. I sometimes fantasize about having them removed.
- I try everyday to come up with an idea that will make financial security a possibility for my family. I am preoccupied with it. I will do the hard work if I can just figure it out. Sick of the uncertainty, i'm breaking down
- I know it's bad for me, but I still use a tanning bed at least once a week.
- The only time my son shuts up is when he's watching tv or eating. So I let him eat and watch tv alot.
- I don't always wash fruit before I give it to my kid.
- Every time I'm pregnant I have intense dreams about the first boy I ever loved. They are so real that I actually feel guilty when I wake up. And then second guess every decision since I met him.
- I am checked out today. Kids are 2 and 4, vegging to TV. Some days I just don't want to do the Mom thing.
- Texted fwb and he didn't text back. invited him over last week and he said he was busy. Now I feel totally rejected. I'm the one married with kids. He's single but guess I expect him to be available at my convenience
- DH keeps talking about having his kid move in...If that happens...it will be over for us for sure. That kid makes my stomach turn. My DH tried to get him to call me mommy. I cringed at the thought of him calling me that.
- He warned me not to fall for him again.... but the sex is so good I can't help it
- Giving my marriage 365 days to get better...If it doesn't work then I will have to call it quits.