- Had the worst birthday ever. Husband got me the exact opposite of what I had on my list.
- I'm afraid of being judged by everyone, including my midwife, for accidentally getting pregnant 9 months after my last c-section.
- Two hours past bedtime and Dd18 mo is crumbling a pop tart into the carpet and I just don't fucking care right now! The two minutes of silence is worth it!
- I've kept multiple positive pregnancy tests from both pregnancies. I have to hide them from DH because he'd be so grossed out if he knew!
- I kind of take it as a compliment when he cums quickly.
- My friend told me she was going to go to the "church of the holy rosemary" with her MIL, when she insisted that it was rosemary and not rosary I laughed so hard my tampon popped out-funny but so gross I can't tell anyone
- I found out that I'm pregnant a month ago.. still haven't gone to the doctor. I have no insurance. No job. No money. No car. What am I going to do.
- This round of depression has taken my cheese dip consumption to a whole new level.
- My DD3 says 'i just had a cigarette'. My MIL fucking smokes & I'm pissed that she's passing this disgusting habit onto MY kids. My mom passed away bc of it. SO FUCKING GROSS
- What was I thinking thing these damned kids so close together? I hide from one, think the coast is clear then BAM! There's the other. What are they? Ninjas?
- There was a dead dried out roach in the cornbread mix. I fished it out and baked it anyway. I'm not eating it and I'm not telling the kids or Dh. Can't serve red beans w/o cornbread.