- Had the worst birthday ever. Husband got me the exact opposite of what I had on my list.
- DH has two speeds: OCD germaphobe or slob hoader. I hope our kids don't turn out like him in that department.
- I just let my kid go down the slide with pee butt.
- I've made up my mind. I'm going to be a dad for Halloween and use the occasion to nap, clean nothing, and play video games.
- Donated $10 to SM TG Project; I'm a struggling single mom but needed to do it. Overdrew my checking acct 2 days later. No regrets; my kids will always have TG. Will donate more if I can.
- I love my kids and I love my husband but there are days where I long for the freedom of being alone. I wish I could just hop in my car and take a road trip to wherever I please.
- I am not as good a parent to my son, now that my daughter is here. He just seems to annoy the crap out of me much easier than he used to. Hopefully it is just a phase...
- Smoking a bowl and reading confessionals are my only relief at the end of the day.
- My husband works on a 2 week away, 1 week home shift. I secretly cant wait for him to go back to work every time hes home because hes such a filthy pig and does not help me with A DAMN THING around the house EVER!
- After nearly four years of being completely sober I am enjoying a glass of wine as I type. Don't worry I wasn't in recovery Iv just been either pregnant and or breastfeeding.
- DD5 threatened to tell exH that I'm trying to kill her. I do not even spank. I screamed at her embarrassingly loud after that though. Feel very ashamed.
- I never thought I would say "we don't ever tape our wiener." Omg!!!
- I am filing an order for protection from my narcisstic siopathic ex. This is the last time you will threaten to take my son. Fuck you you sorry excuse for a man. Karma
- I quite cooking dinners for my family of nine. One too many "but I don't like that"s. Make your own damn dinner, then.
- Very seriously considering selling used panties for extra cash. We are so broke. I figure being pregnant, I got an angle...
- Since English is not my first language I think my husband likes to fuck with me by making me feel like I'm mixing my words up... If he only knew how hard it is not to call him a pendejo to his face!