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  • I think about divorce everyday. DH IS an egotistical self centered fucking selfish asshole!

  • My sister had her second baby 1 month ago and is already wearing a size 2. I really want to hurt her.

  • I don't care that Steven Tyler is 10 years older than my mother. I'd still fuck him.

  • I had my vagina surgically tightened. Omg best decision ever!

  • I want a second child so much it actually physically hurts inside everytime I see a baby. Secondary infertility is a bitch.

  • I sometimes pick the wrong mousekatool. I'm a 41 year old college educated professional.

  • Starting to resent my 7yo dd like I did wen I had ppd after I had 4yo ds. She has daily meltdowns over stupid shit and I don't think I can cope without Meds much longer.

  • I'm sitting in the parking lot at the grocery store after shopping so I don't have to go home yet...

  • I pee in the shower, sitting down, with my vulva touching the floor of the tub. It's orgasmic.

  • I should be proud of what I've accomplished, but I'd give it all up in a second to stay home & raise my kids

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