- Had the worst birthday ever. Husband got me the exact opposite of what I had on my list.
- I just bought some new shirts and underwear so I can put off doing laundry for another few days
- Decorating DS17's locker room for the game, and the team moms were thanking me and heaping praise on me for my help and a good idea I came up with. I admit it felt great - gave me a hard on. DW never thanks or praises me
- Weighed 118lbs when married DH. 19 years and 3 kids later I am 182. Only reason he doesn't give me shit is because he is fat too now. The difference is at least I am trying to lose mine.
- DH doesn't know I pricematch and coupon saving easily 75% on every grocery trip because I use the "savings" to buy gift cards and things for ME that he claims we can't afford... Makeup, clothes, hair dye. I deserve it.
- I swear DS2 can smell weakness when I'm extra tired, and pmsing. He uses this opportunity to be absolutely outrageous.
- I told my two year old son that I was gonna be happy when he went to bed. That's kinda horrible, but also very true.
- Just about the only Porn I like is rape Porn. It's fake but I always feel guilty and dirty after. Can't stop
- I cried during Mellie's brief sex talk with her daughter.
- Men want to fuck me for my beautiful face and tits, But they want relationships with skinny butter - faced bitches. fat bitches get no love. makes me hate everyone, including myself.
- Sometimes I think I'm fat because I hate authority so much. Don't fucking tell me I have to be thin. And fuck all the sheep who agree. My silly independent thinking maybe backfires. Still hate it tho
- Sometimes when I finish work early I come home and take a nap and leave my son at after-school care for a few hours.
- I swear. If I have to watch another damn episode of sponge Bob, the tv is going out the window. And these kids will never eat again!
- I think I lost our iPad
- Sometimes I go out and eat food before dinner and then when dinner comes I say I haven't eaten all day so DH doesn't judge me for eating so much
- I feel kinda silly admitting this, but it never accured to me that DD12 would get her period. I mean I knew she eventually would, but she just looks so little still!