- Why is it that when you are sick it's a license to be an ass? If I acted like that you'd put me in my place REAL quick. So pissed. Wonder why you're getting no sympathy? Yeah, I'm busy fucker.
- I feel like a horrible person because I can't stand my niece...she is such a little b***h. I really would find some small pleaser if someone were to knock her on her butt. She's 12.
- I cheated on my boyfriend.
- I am so stressed and anxiety ridden that I feel like I am crawling out of my skin
- Just had to chase DH around like a toddler (full with toddler glee) to take a bath bc he was stinky. Weirdest role playing. Ever.
- I have a feeling I'll be seriously broke, in debt, and unhappy forever, I've kinda taken That as my life, I'm 25
- My middle child is the only one I actually planned and really wanted to have. She is a ray of sunshine and I adore her
- Sitting on the toilet at the doctor office....quiet, clean and I don't have any company!
- I'm 5 months pregnant and I haven't told anyone. Not even my family. They just think I'm really fat. I'm afraid I'll be a bad mom.
- Designed and printed a brochure for work and it turned out awesome. I keep showing it off to people to hear them talk about it. Talk about tooting my own horn
- Got a new headset at work. I am way more excited about it than I should be. I even took a picture.
- My MIL is leaving tomorrow for 3 weeks. I am so excited I can barely contain myself. Of course I act like it's no big deal.
- I have watched the Bellas Final performance from Pitch Perfect about 10 times in a row so far... Damn Stacie is hot! I wanna look like that.
- Spied the most together mom I know literally crying on another mother's shoulder yesterday at preschool pickup. Worried that means there is no hope for me!
- When we bought some new goodies for our son's birthday party, my husband and I tested them first. We deemed them too delicious to waste on 8-year-olds, and they never made it to the party.
- For the 2nd week in a row, I got out of the store without paying for pop on the bottom of the cart!