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Confession #197170

  • Why is it that when you are sick it's a license to be an ass? If I acted like that you'd put me in my place REAL quick. So pissed. Wonder why you're getting no sympathy? Yeah, I'm busy fucker.

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  • My 2 dd were abused by their bio dad. He's been gone for years but Idk how to fix the damage he did & I fear for their futures. I'm a therapist.

  • My kid was so deep into a tantrum, I put her in the shower clothed to snap her out of it. It wasn't cold, only like 30 sec and didn't even get her hair wet. But I still feel bad. But also like I'd do it again bc it worked.

  • I mutter, "You're so F***ing annoying," about DD8 several times each day. I have waited all her life for her 'easy days', I think she just wont have any.

  • Out of all my kids, my least favorite is my eldest and only because I hate his father (My ex). Wish he was biologically related to my current H.

  • I imagine how fucking awesome my life could have been.........A LOT

  • I got into law school!!!!! It's really happening. I want my 6 yr old to have a mom that he's proud of.

  • When DD was a newborn and would wake every two hours in the middle of the night, I would sit up and hiss 'mother f*cker!' And get to business.

  • I stole diapers. I had no money. No one to ask, and literally had my baby wrapped in a dish towel for a diaper. I am so humilated.

  • Have to wait 2 weeks for cancer testing... Keep crying in front of my children. Thank god they are too little to remember this.

  • Just found out my husband's prostitute habit is way worse than I thought. Fucking lying piece of shit.

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