- Why is it that when you are sick it's a license to be an ass? If I acted like that you'd put me in my place REAL quick. So pissed. Wonder why you're getting no sympathy? Yeah, I'm busy fucker.
- I'm in love, and I can't tell anyone. I am the single mom who is happy without a man, and now I want a man. Keeping it quiet though because fuck, it's a man. It's going to blow up in my face soon anyway.
- Lost all the baby weight 7 weeks post partum. But still eating like I'm pregnant has seen me gain it all back :(
- I tell people that the reason I don't get manis/pedis, frequent haircuts, etc is because I'm low-maintenance and don't care about such things. Really, it's because I'm shy and hate making small talk with the stylist.
- My DD18 hurt her boyfriend and I want to tell her to leave so he can move in so I can take care of him. I hate seeing him so devastated and I've never been so pissed at her! I have grown to love this young man like a son.
- I have one specific coffee mug that is MINE. Since it's understood that no one else in the house is to use it, I almost never wash it. Use it for every drink. Just found bits of dried milk in my tea. Gross. Drank it anyway.
- I have way more fun in my imaginary life than I believe I’ll ever be able to have in my real life. I’m sad that it has to be that way.
- I've always had a sinking feeling H is gay...wish he would tell me if he is and get it over with
- I honestly think my vagina is ugly. And I know it's the result of psychological and sexual abuse, but I just can't get past it.
- I refuse to do anything productive while the children are sleeping. That is my time to do what I want to do.
- I fantasize about having anal with DH while giving a BJ to my hot 25 yr old coworker.
- I think about sex all day and half the night. Wish I could marry two men. DH would be benched. The other husband would have a friend too.
- I don't want to get divorced mainly because I hate to have to talk to people about it, like everyone I know!!! And move, and be lonely...or slutty. Wait, maybe I want to be slutty!
- I'm free, or soon will be. I never thought I would get divorced, but I would rather be poor and single than poor, married, and DH's slave.
- 21 year old brother, of my son's friend, called me a MILF ( mom I'd love to f**k). Yeah! Still got it!!! :)
- I'm too damn hot to be ignored and feel unwanted. If df doesn't want me, I'll find someone who does - I'm not going to allow him to treat me like this anymore!