- Why is it that when you are sick it's a license to be an ass? If I acted like that you'd put me in my place REAL quick. So pissed. Wonder why you're getting no sympathy? Yeah, I'm busy fucker.
- I eat ice because I think it's funny how much it pisses my baby off in there.
- I married the king of half-assing everything.
- i am obsessed with the fuck buddy who i gave up to marry DH to the point where i fb stalk him and his gorgeous wife.
- The thought of having an ugly/plain looking child worries me. Of course I'll love them no matter what but it still worries me. I'm a horrible person.
- I feel like such a hypocrite because I say women should be able to do whatever they want with their body, but my best friend is a whore and I hate her for it. Even I've fucked her. Then I wonder if its cause I'm hurt by it.
- Litterally just googled "Why is my kid so stupid?". I just wonder about her sometimes.
- Just downloaded one of those "who views my facebook profile" apps. In the #1 spot was the guy at work that i'm hopelessly in love with. We're both unhappily married to other people. Seeing that made me stupidly happy
- I hope dd's dog passes away before she goes off to college in the fall. The dog is 16 yrs old ,blind,deaf and more work than I want to fool with once my last child has moved out. I'm a horrible person!
- I don't believe in love anymore but I teared up watching Married At First Sight lol
- I just got my 4th tattoo and aleady want another one. Fuck anyone who thinks they're trashy. I think they're sexy.
- My brother killed himself one year ago today. I wonder if he would still be here if I had done things differently. What if I had called him more often? Hugged him more? Criticized less? I want a do-over. :(
- My 10 yr old got her first period on Friday. She looked at her sister & said, "I finally beat you at something." I was so happy for her!
- I hate kids and I hate my own. Once I get the money to move, I'm leaving them with their grandparents and I'm gone
- Getting married in 6 months, not sure if I'm having normal "cold feet" or if I'm making a huge, huge mistake. Love SO but definitely still have feelings for my ex and can't stop worrying that this is all wrong.
- Every time my H says or does something stupid I stuff my face. I'm surprised I'm not 1,000 lbs.