- Why is it that when you are sick it's a license to be an ass? If I acted like that you'd put me in my place REAL quick. So pissed. Wonder why you're getting no sympathy? Yeah, I'm busy fucker.
- Texted dh only a confession #. It was of something I wanted done in bed. He figured it out and I didn't have to be embarrassed by asking and now sex has been AWESOME! Wifey win.
- sometimes i sneak off and smoke a little bit of weed before i play with my boy. makes play time and kid shows a thousand times more bearable
- I have huge pores on my boobs. Normal pores: ..... My boob pores: oooooo.
- I almost always eat meals with my kids. I think it's made them good eaters. However I cannot remember the last time I ate a whole meal uninterrupted....
- I smoke weed to give me the energy to clean my house. I sneak it so the kids don't know, but without it my house would be a worse mess and I would feel crappy and not clean it.
- My husband told me he found me 'repulsive' the other day during an argument. I am in shape, attractive, and funny. I wanted to shout in his face I have been having an affair - its been 2 years since we had sex last.
- I've been keeping a journal since I was 12 and I'm 35. And I still write some of the same stupid shit I did when I was 12!
- I pick my nose...a lot
- I often don't wear my wedding ring. It's flattering when men hit on me, but annoying as fuck when I say thanks but I'm married and the response is well must not be serious since you don't have a ring on...
- My ds1 still sleeps in our room. Sometimes I forget he's there until he moves, scaring the shit outta me!