- Why is it that when you are sick it's a license to be an ass? If I acted like that you'd put me in my place REAL quick. So pissed. Wonder why you're getting no sympathy? Yeah, I'm busy fucker.
- I wish I had scarymommy to read 20 years ago. I would have been saved a life of misery and actually had a career and a life. I hope reincarnation is real.
- If women were honest with each other about how marriage and motherhood sucks, the human race would become extinct.
- Lights are scheduled to be shut off on Fri. I hate this time of year. Hopefully I can get this mess straight so my babies can have the holidays they deserve!
- Worked out but didn't have time to wash my hair and re-do it. So I showered with my hair wrapped up and then febreezed it cause I don't have dry shampoo.
- I love my kids but I hate being a mom every single day. My love for them doesn't change the fact that I feel like I wasted my life getting married and having children.
- My sister came out to me!! So proud of her since we live in a very closed minded area.
- It's 9am and DS4 is still asleep. Gonna go check he's not dead just as soon as I finish this devine sneaky cigarette and coffee.....
- I'm 37 and I just experienced "mind blowing sex" for the first time ever yesterday. It was my first time with my affair. Wasn't going to happen with my DH. Whateves.
- DH is part yeti and hasn't shaved in weeks. Yet he did it 30 minutes after I scrubbed the bathroom and now there is hair everywhere. I put Nair in his shampoo.
- Uggh is it homework for my first grader or homework for me uggh
- I just chewed up and spit out (instead of swallowing) an oreo so I won't have to log the calories. they are so damn good but I'm fucking sick of being fat.
- We're preparing to move soon and I've a sneaking suspicion I'm pregnant with number 4 😕 good job I'm not a drinker, will test once we move and dh isn't stressed so much. I think a dc4 might kill him otherwise lol!
- I have hid my bulimia from my H for 6 years. I feel like he would be so disappointed in me if he found out.
- I am a SAHM and I have about $45000.00 in student loan. I am planning on going back to work after my dd turns 3 . it's a lot of debt but I wouldn't trade my time as a SAHM for anything.
- I called the company to return my car.they just took it. Why don't I feel as free as I wanted to feel?? I just feel like a giant douchebag and an irresponsible kid.