- I hate my job. How am I support to support/"sell" this "small business" when I dont even care about it. I should NOT be in sales. Greedy, greedy business. I hate it.
- I am a great cook, and I love to cook. Just wish I didn't also love eating my accomplishments!
- Inconspicuously told my husband he needs to pretend my clit is a penis- suck on it... Don't throw your tongue around like your lapping up invisible water.. God I hope he remembers that conversation.
- I put my DS1 to bed with a sippy because it's the only way he will go to sleep with crying.
- My DH is an engineer and sometimes when we are at his work parties I want to scream, "I make more money than all you fuckers!" Yay for women breadwinners!
- I am liberal but I would let John Boehner have his way with me. Those eyes! Drool.
- My tween DD reminds me of a psycho piranha. Younger DD and I secretly discuss how we don't even want to be around when she starts that shit.
- My DD19 got me addicted to Dance Moms! I love Abby!! I think she's great! Those Moms are super spoiled bitches!
- I am 5' 2", 275lbs. & a smoker...... I have to get my shit together!!!
- Today i was laughed at for having nobody in my life. I have no friends & family. I laid in bed all day crying because she was right. Happy fucking birthday to me 32 years old and a fucking loner. I wish I had friends.
- I begged my husband to get a vasectomy... now I resent him for it. Im an asshole.