- I hate my job. How am I support to support/"sell" this "small business" when I dont even care about it. I should NOT be in sales. Greedy, greedy business. I hate it.
- I often think my family would be better off without me. I'd never leave or off myself, but if i got hit by a truck, I'd be ok with it. It doesn't help that I'm made out to be the problem every time.
- Saw another mom at preschool who is pregnant with her third. Barely know the woman and jealous! Wish I could have 3 but DH says no.
- I miss the butterfly sinking tummy feeling of a new partner
- I just found out my dad is gay and my mum has a boyfriend. Family dinners are not going to be the same anymore with both of their new partners there. Not sure what to tell my kids.
- My husband believes I know our DC is his because my BF and I had broken up. The truth is, I only know for sure because I did a DNA test.
- My 2 yr old just pretended to be her daddy and went and took a dump in the master bathroom, haha. She is not even potty trained yet :)
- Our male roommate bought me a sausage sandwich and said "someone around here needs to give you some sausage". Guess he has heard my DH's lack of sex drive. Humiliating and I need some dick. Stupid DH.
- I don't masturbate, ever. Tried it. Did nothing for me. I guess I'm not my own type. Good thing dh is happy to put out regularly.
- There's stinky mold in our kitchen cabinets, DS has his first IEP eval next week, and DH's grandmother just died. I don't think I can adult anymore.
- I wish I could stop taking anti depressants! They make it so I cannot cry, even when I want or need to! I'm on 3 different ones now, so probably impossible to stop.
- I really regret not having a third baby. Our second born was so much harder than the first and we were overwhelmed. DH had a vasectomy and now I am 44, and not interested in starting over at this point. Sad.
- I don't care if my students don't do their homework. Less assignments for me to grade.
- If I weren't a christian, I'd love to find a woman to share my life with. Guess I'll deal with my farting, burping dork of a DF instead. Oh well, at least he's a good man and loves me!
- Had dream last night that I had a 3way with Kim K and Zack Baggins. This is what happens when I watch Ghost Adventures and scroll through Instagram at the same time right before bed while not getting laid in a while.
- I love 'Frozen' more than my dds. I was so excited to hear that a 'Frozen 2' is possibly being made. Also, I realize if I hated 'Frozen' my children would be obsessed with it.