Scary Mommy Confessions
- I cheated on DH of 13 years. Now that the line is crossed, there's no stopping me now.
- I get a bit teary-eyed every time I watch Cars and Lightning McQueen goes back to push The King across the finish line.
- I wish i knew if EA meant emotional affair or extramarital affair in all the posts. And dammit i wish i could have either one of them. Id get caught.
- sometims I wish he'd find someone else to fuck, just so he'd stop being a raging bitch all the time.
- I had no interest in sex til I met my online EA. Now every time I have an orgasm I mentally thank him. He has me so horny!
- I love cheese more than I love people and my pets
- I daydream about moving into my own place and coming here during the afternoon / evening to spend time with the kids, then going home to a quiet, clean, peaceful little house.
- The next time DH comments on the food I feed DD I am going to throat punch him ... In his sleep for extra impact
- My stomach hurts everything I eat-no matter what it is! I think it'd be easier to just stop eating! I'm tired if the pain & having to shit all the time.
- SM readers understand me more than my family and friends!