- I have PMS, my husband has been working 60+ hour weeks for the past three weeks, and the 3 kids are driving me nuts. I will be awake for the next 36 hours because I work night shift. Fuck.
- My BF looks JUST like Charlie Hunnam! He is ridiculously hot. Too bad he can only be bothered to fuck me once a month.
- Found out my hubby was cheating. Just came home and kissed him without rinsing after giving head to another guy. Yeah, there's a certain satisfaction in that. Stupid prick asked why I'm so happy tonight!
- I finally shaved my legs. I only do it when I have an upcoming massage appt.
- Just once I would like to be fucked by someone who really knows what he's doing!
- I've discovered that I have no morals or values. I just want to eat, get stoned, and die happy.
- I should have died 4 years ago. I feel like I've ruined everything in my life by still being here.
- I yelled from the front seat at Dc- could you not be little assholes for the last 5 mins we're in the car. Then I cried those 5 mins until we got home. I'm 8mos pregnant with #3!
- I have not limited my caffeine intake very much, have been eating deli sandwiches and have had blue rare steak a few times this pregnancy. I couldnt do without for 9 months again!
- Getting evicted. Just gave my DS3 a handful of dark crayons, pointed to the wall, and told him to go to town.
- I'm 5'4", 135 pounds and *I* feel so fat! I'd LOVE to be 125 pounds!!!!
- Just realized I have major tattoo guilt. I'm gong to be a grandma someday and I will have a tramp stamp. I love it now, along with all my other tattoos, but damn it.
- I'm lusting after this guy who works for me. He's not even good looking. I am just desperate for attention.
- I'm turning into a cold hearted miserable person because of my job
- I really dislike my 6 year old son. I cringe when he tries to hug me. His personality grates on my nerves.
- I cleaned our bedroom for the first in awhile. I found dried up dog puke behind the bed. My dog has been dead for almost two years.