- I have PMS, my husband has been working 60+ hour weeks for the past three weeks, and the 3 kids are driving me nuts. I will be awake for the next 36 hours because I work night shift. Fuck.
- I hate my friends kids. They are spoiled brats
- I don't care what those studies say, my vagina is not the same after having 3 kids!
- Sometimes I will undress/change clothes in view of a window because I figure if anyone actually sees my lard ass it's their own damn fault for looking, and it would likely scar themmore than upset me.
- My DD8 is exceptionally gifted. IQ of 146. She is the most creative, brilliant, sweet, precious girl. She amazes me every second of every day. I was -this- close to aborting her. Cancelled the appt. the night before.
- Can't stand these pregnancy hormones anymore! Wanted to key someone's car for parking in my spot today, I'm 8 mnths prego.. What if I go in to labor and need to leave quickly? Been crying over this for the past 10 min..
- Lost ds to state custody. Fought like hell to get him back for a year. Have had him back for 6 months and everytime the doorbell rings I have a panic attack (literally) thinking its dfs coming to take him back from me.
- I'm 29 and I poke my nose WAAAY too much and I flick them suckers.
- I wrote up a list of cleaners I needed, handed it to the 10DD to get while I grabbed kitty litter, hubby added KY and slutty maid outfit to it unbeknownst to me. Dd asked me what those were.....uhhh momfail!
- I hate making out with my husband. He doesn't know how to control his tonge and I feel like I'm drowning. I really miss great make out sessions!
- I hate my husband. He has destroyed me. Now I am damaged goods and no one will ever want me.
- I wish I had never married. He is the worst husband and I hate him.
- Suddenly have a massive crush on somebody I haven't seen in 15 years. Fuck you, Facebook. Why do you do this to me?
- Told my daughter I didn't like her. I was so frustrated, she fights everything I say!! She told me I broke her heart:'( she's only 4! I hope she forgets. It was a rough day. I love her so much.
- Been with my husband for half my life. Trying marriage counseling. Sometimes wonder.... is it worth it??? I stay cuz of my kids.
- Dr Phil wants to have my family on...I don't like that at all! He is a gas bag looking for ratings and they will explode if my family is on! We should get 75% of rev from the show! He'd still make bank!