Scary Mommy Confessions
- I have PMS, my husband has been working 60+ hour weeks for the past three weeks, and the 3 kids are driving me nuts. I will be awake for the next 36 hours because I work night shift. Fuck.
- My mum is a dominatrix. So embarrassing. I dont want to know. I have to make an appt to see her incase she is walking some douche around by a dick leash at her house! Not kidding
- Feel like I'm losing my best friend.... But I can't tell anyone because he's a secret.
- Whenever DH loses his erection & blames it on work on the brain, I think he's cheating. Doesn't help that the last episode happened right b4 I'm leaving town for a week!!!!
- This morning's breakfast was trail mix shoved into my cheeks so I could eat it while doing other shit. Like a fucking squirrel. Every day that I stay home brings me that much closer to a complete animal state!
- I'm starting the day with Kahula in my coffee.
- Spending time w/a person I don't even like simply out of loneliness. I really need to move back home to where I actually have friends.
- I think my DS2 is going to grow up a smartass, because when I had all my fingers up to count, he pushed down my thumb and index finger and tried pushing my ring finger and pinkie down too. I think I am in trouble.
- I'm always late. Even when I do everything right to get out the door on time something or someone makes me late! I try really hard, but feel like maybe I was born into life 10 minutes late and can never catch up :/
- I'm secretly proud of my mental illness. I like shocking people when I say I have it and they don't believe me.
- I wish my mom died instead of my dad. Maybe I would be in a better place now.