- I want to get a lover but I don't think DH would approve.
- I don't think dry mops/swiffers work.
- I'll be getting drunk and watching Guardians of the Galaxy tonight after DD goes to bed. It's date night!
- I often feel guilty for how little I grieve my miscarriage. Other times I wonder if my lost baby would have been easier than my son that was born 10 months later. Then I feel terrible for thinking it. I adore my son.
- Last night I wanted a brownie but I'm trying to lose weight. So I chewed each bite then spit it out into a napkin before swallowing it. Want to do it again today but afraid it will become a habit.
- I truly feel like a bad parent because the tooth fairy fell asleep early and didn't come for my dd's tooth last night.
- Husband thinks he's a comedian. Doesn't understand that he sounds like an aggressive, scary asshole. He gets pissed that the kids and I don't "get his humor" .. Ugh.
- We have watched so much Mickey mouse clubhouse, that random times through the day, someone in my family of 6, yells out "oh tootdles", and the whole family joins.
- I want to be an actress/singer but have NO idea how to get over my stage fright or how to get started. I think i have a great voice but people might not like it because I'm overweight...
- I am a single mother of 4 children. I feel horrible because I told my kids Santa wont be coming this year we have no chimney my 5yr old made to want to cry by saying can we leave the windows open so he can get in.
- DF is taking DD4 tomorrow and said I could go get my hair done. I really want to but I can't justify spending the money on my hair. I'm fat and at this point it'll be like polishing a turd.
- I fear for my children's futures, because of what Obama has done.
- Estranged from my mother for over a year now. Don't regret it one bit. But now I'm pregnant and I have no idea whether I should tell her. Will another grandchild get her to clean her act up? I'm not hopeful.
- When I was younger I used to always want to be the bad witch in fairy tales.....she had long dark hair like me and was really naughty! I used to get so passed when te blonde princess beat her and got her prince, such BS!
- I have a shoplifting addiction. I've stolen nearly $10,000 in clothes, shoes, etc over the past 3 months. I know I should stop but I feel more guilty about spending money on myself than I do about stealing.