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  • When I'm too tired or want me time, I plug my kids on the Ipad and WiiU. #ElectronicBabysitter

  • I have endo and it's ruining me. I'm tired and in pain all the time, and terrified that DD2 has inherited it from me. I'm so sorry, baby :'(

  • I'm almost 30 and never have had an orgasm...

  • Sometimes when I am pissed at my husband I give him the double bird when he isn't looking. Makes me feel better.

  • My husband has $120K in educational debt and I am 99.9% sure he will never ever make a living by working in his degree field.

  • I'd be horrified if cps took my kids but I'd be relieved if they were placed with a better family. I wish I'd done things differently over the last 5 years. I'm a great mother at the expense of my own soul.

  • I will breastfeed anywhere, but I won't pump in front of anyone, not even DH.

  • I play PCH just to imagine what it'd be like to win.

  • I want to go on Dr. Phil so bad but I'm scared he'd find a reason to hate me and yell at me. I'm not exactly the best person but I try to be nice.

  • I intentionally eat spicy food to give myself diarrhea. I believe it will help me lose weight because I read staying regular helps and spicy food boosts metabolism any way... I'm fucked in the head.

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