- the amount of oral sex dh performs on me has a direct correlation to how intimate we are on an emotional level. connected means he goes down like a vulture. no connection, its the Sahara.
- heard dh whispering something in the bedroom. think he was talking himself through masturbation.
- I cannot go upstairs to get dressed today, ds in his room 'tidying' and if I have to see what he's actually doing I will have to confiscate his toys......
- Everything my ds 5 is given he destroys - he's such a spoiled brat that we are seriously considering wrapping up coal to fill his stocking. The presents in the loft may end up donated at this rate....
- Nearly noon and I'm in dressing gown smoking my 10th cig since 7 am.... we're into negative numbers of fucks given today, passed zero at eight am with Ds 5's third screaming fit at no to more chocolate....
- I feel less like a middle class adult now that we live in an apartment.
- I love my husband but I don't think I'm in love with him anymore. But I won't divorce him because the idea of sharing custody of our child upsets me to no end.
- My kids have been given so many lollies from friends, Christmas parties and seeing Santa. I don't want them to eat them all but am not strong enough to fight them, so every time I walk past the pile I put one in the bin.
- My wife and I pee on each other in the shower. Started as a joke about marking our territory. Five years together, and every drop of pee feels like deep love and absolute affection. It's glorious!
- I want to have another baby. DD is 1 and I'm so ready. DH says we need to wait til were more financially stable but I can't help but almost crave to be pregnant and have a newborn again.
- Got a new shower head... It gives me the longest, the most intense orgasm ever.
- The fear of breastcancer is making me wish I could just cut my tits off and keep o moving. I fuckig hate these sacs of fat. I hate people who want big tits. I wish I never had them.
- I hate raising babies. I wish my baby could be a toddler already
- Everyone's first relationship should be required to be with a jerk/bitch. That way, they'll recognize and appreciate a good man/woman when they come along.
- I have been married less than a year and already want a divorce. Miss my single life. It was so good.