Scary Mommy Confessions
- I have no idea who my dd10's father is. She is much better off with that section left blank on her birth certificate.
- I have a teenage mutant ninja turtles poster up in our bed room. My mother made me take down my other posters when she visited bc they weren't appropriate for dd7 whose room is across the hall. I'm not ready to grow up yet.
- People who manage to only have one child kinda piss me off.
- Sometimes I talk to my dog with an accent. Wow. Seeing that in black and white made me realize I need a hobby! Lol
- I hate being married with every fiber of my being. And tomorrow's our 4th anniversary.
- There are 5 people in my house and I have never felt so alone.
- I saw myself on video for class the other day. Thought I would hate seeing myself, in reality I hated hearing myself. I have a nasally, deep, ugly fat girl (i am fat) voice. :(
- I was so upset over weight gain turned to laxatives again! I know it's bad but I can't stop! All I ate today was sugar free licorice cause I knew if I ate enough it wouldn't stay in me! I can't stop purging
- Sitting at the drs office hoping he doesn't realize I am stoned haha chronic pain kiss my ass and thank you weed! Had to do something and percet didn't help anymore this disease is making me a druggie :(
- Half assed being a mom today.. I need a break