- I hate mail and have anxiety when I hear the mail delivery.
- I work as a teacher so that I could have the summers off with my kids. I'm a MUCH better mom when I'm working.
- Cleaning up the attic and found a few of my wife's old diaries. Shouldn't have read them, never realized what a hypocrite she is. Going to see a lawyer and made her dreams come ttue
- I have a serious innie belly button. 9 months pregnant was the first time I was able to clean it fully. I found a tiny stick in there. It may have been there for decades.
- I regularly sext 3 different men. Dirty pics and everything. I'm on staff at my church.
- My mother tipped her freshly brewed coffee cup into my DS3's mouth and it was so hot he practically went into convulsions and she shocked and laughing at his reaction. At that very moment I wanted to kill her.
- I get irrationally angry when a piece is missing from my DD3's jigsaw puzzle.
- I've been having hallucinations for 4 days now. I'm scared to death and begged dh to take me to the hospital but he refuses. I'm also scared if I call 911 behind his back he'll take dd away
- My left boob works perfect for breastfeeding lying down. So feed the baby on that one all night so I can sleep and he can eat.
- Just got a nat (fruit fly) high as fuck!! Didn't see it in my bong & almost inhaled it!!!!! Trapped it in their for a minute with the smoke :) that's what you get for making me waste a hit!
- After 14years of marriage, 3 kids, 2 miscarriages that led to 7 years of struggle and tears and cold silence everyday, I'm falling in love with dh again.
- I shoplift a lot! I ring up expensive foods as cheaper ones, take books and small craft items because I'm poor, need to make f-stamps last and once in awhile want a "treat"I do get a thrill, I'm a horrible person :(
- I give lots of head to dh hoping it makes up for me gaining 80 lbs. I think he's torn.
- When DH has been a dick that day, I hide his pillow. If he wants it back he has to apologize. Otherwise he can search for it or sleep without it. Either way, it's totally hilarious.
- I always spend a lot of money that we don't have.