Scary Mommy Confessions
- When my 6 year old asks me a question. I tell her to google it. She cant type, spell, or even read well, but its hilarious to give her the same response 45 million times per day
- I'm sick of work, I'm sick of being a mom, sick of not having hella money, sick of being lonely, everyones criticism, and craving a drink i am a recovering alcoholic. SINGLE MOM. I AM HELLA SAD N HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO
- I remove all labels from my prescriptions that say "don't drink alcohol while taking this medication" otherwise DH will have a fit if I so much as look at a beer!
- Dh took DD 10months out for the day. I'm cleaning & wanted a caffeine fix. Made coffee was thinking it'd be great with some mudslide mix. Almost did till I remembered I'm 6mn preggo. WTF is wrong with me?
- i secretly love miley cyrus. i dont know why. but she looks Terrible since she cut all her hair off. she looked way better before.
- Watching Disney's Tarzan and Jane with my DD4 and I'm sitting here thinking how nice it would be to have a Tarzan all crazy strong...I can't help but think that sex with Tarzan would be good. God, I'm terrible lol.
- My like is absolutely perfect. Yet I have never been more miserable.
- I feel like such a nasty lard ass I am embarrassed to leave the house. I feel like it is hurting my toddler as I cannot function around people and make small talk at the park. Everyone else is so perfect. :(
- I've lost all motivation. I waste 90% of the workday dicking around online, I sit on the couch and watch tv at home. I only do housework when absolutely necessary. I never play with dd9. Hoping the lexapro will help
- He's leaving her for me.. he sent me money to leave my husband. The countdown to happiness has begun!
- I'd rather see pictures of my friends cute kids on fb and Instagram than pictures of every single thing everyone ate and drank all day. My kid is cuter than your latte!