Scary Mommy Confessions
- Just started anti anxiety meds. One side effect is weight gain. Don't know how I'm supposed to gain weight when I have no appetite anymore...
- I used to work in healthcare and I was so good at my job, I won awards for being so damn good. Now I'm home with the kids and can barely get everyone bathed, fed and dressed. Including myself. Wtf.
- The thought of bestiality really turns me on.IRL not quite sure I could go through with.Thinking of getting big dog to see...
- DH and I joke about how I have a crush on his friend that's totally innocent. Truth is, I feel like a smitten teenager every time my crush even acknowledges me. Innocent my ass!
- I start drinking as soon as I get home from work every day. Usually a bottle of wine a night. On weekends I start around lunchtime.
- I've turned into such a raging bitch I don't know why dh still loves me.
- He didnt come home last night. Don't know how to feel...:(
- I stare at my phone waiting for the notification light to show up. Hoping like hell it's EA, mostly I am just disappointed.
- My boss is my EA. For once in my life, i am excited about going to work.
- I'm so insecure, nothing dh does is enough