Scary Mommy Confessions
Confession #199126
- I want to play on the kids' Slipnslide, but I'm afraid my fat ass would get hurt! Imagine explaining that in the ER. "Yes, sir, I'm 40 years old, 250 pounds, and I broke my tailbone on a SlipnSlide"
More Confessions
- I love to eat toilet paper
- Pretty sure my marriage just ended...I am numb. Maybe in shock. I can't believe I didn't see this coming. FML
- I spend a ridiculous amount of time daydreaming about what I would do if I could do my life over again with all of the knowledge I have now.
- No idea what to do with ADHD/autistic son. No. Idea. I just want to give up.
- I wish I was high. Maybe then I'd forget how much I hate my life.
- At the start of a tedious solo DIY project I was feeling depressed and lonely. Added beer and music and realized that, damn I'm fun to hang out with!!
- I married the wrong guy and now I'm stuck for the rest of my life
- It’s easier 2 hid my love of cartoons now that DS2 is watching them! I’m tired of explaining why cartoons r DVR’d. Madagascar is a documentary about Africa. And Toy Story is about the history of Fischer Price.
- I'm sitting here having a delicious dinner with dh, while sexting with my "friend" from Ashley Madison. No guilt what so ever.
- I hate myself so much. And then I hate myself more because I don't change myself. I am ruled by whichever disorder is in the front of my mind on any given day.






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