- I want to play on the kids' Slipnslide, but I'm afraid my fat ass would get hurt! Imagine explaining that in the ER. "Yes, sir, I'm 40 years old, 250 pounds, and I broke my tailbone on a SlipnSlide"
- Fridge is nearly empty, out of cat food, and my husband drank the last of my dr pepper last night. We have no money for 6 more days and Im stressed out. The damn dr pepper is what pushed me over the edge..
- I'm convinced I have MS just like my mother. Too scared to find out though. I'm 23. She was diagnosed at 26, 4mo after she had me....
- My husband put a clean pad on his boxers to see what it feels like lolllll. He put it on reverse and basically gave himself an accidental manzillion! Can't stop laughing!!
- That moment when you accidentally hit the *like* button on someone you are fb stalking. Dear god unlike it before they notice me!
- I have never not drank while on mental health medications. Antidepressants and bipolar meds I'm all....why yes I will have a Margarita or 5
- Went to a ladies event at church last night. Was on my phone the whole time checking NCAA basketball scores. I try but I don't fit in at all :-(
- I kissed the sexy man I work with. I've done it a handful of times and I'll do it again. We're both married. I'm not sorry.
- My SO doesn't want any more children than DD2.5. I know this but he seems to be unaware. He keeps talking about "keeping our family together". I will probably leave him over this. I really will miss our family though.
- I have never been attracted to my husband. Have always imagined someone else during sex. I married him because I thought he'd be a good husband and father, but he's actually unbearable and stingy a lot of the time. Ugh
- Sitting in the baby glider chair with my DS on my lap reading SM. He's 8. He's playing minecraft but I will take cuddle time however I can get it.
- I would smoke weed if I knew where to buy it. And had a place to go smoke it.
- We can't afford it. We don't have the space. It's insane to even contemplate... but I want another child.
- I'm 12 1/2 months preg & I swear to you dear sweet lord if my FITNESS MODEL bff complains TO ME one more time about how 'gross' her constipated 'poop baby' bloat is Im gonna strangle her with my bare.fucking.hands!!!
- I drink evey day coz I hate my life :-(
- H and I went out with friends and had a few drinks. When we were getting ready to leave, the guy kissed me, I mean really kissed me. Not sure if he meant to but Omgosh I was shocked. Never told H or his DW and don't plan to.