- I want to play on the kids' Slipnslide, but I'm afraid my fat ass would get hurt! Imagine explaining that in the ER. "Yes, sir, I'm 40 years old, 250 pounds, and I broke my tailbone on a SlipnSlide"
- I love my DH's huge belly, small penis and balding head. He is sexy and masculine. I want to ravage him! I tell him, but he deflects with jokes. His self esteem is low. No sex in 18 mos. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY MAN!!!
- I get a sense of accomplishment when I get boogers out of my baby's nose....bonus if I can do it without him crying.
- I don't love anyone in this world except for my daughter and our two cats. I like (a few) other people and wish them well, but as far as actual love, DD and the pets are it.
- Lived in our new place for 3 months, have only unpacked the essentials...
- Ever since I watched Don Jon all I can thin about is riding the hell out of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He is so yummy. I would do so many unspeakable things to him. He gets me soaked every time.
- I still jam to pop music when I get ready in the morning just like I did when I was 13.
- I'd fuck Matt Lauer.
- My boyfriend is amazing. I feel so bad that I am still married to my ex (been apart 2 yrs). I can't seam to afford the divorce and I think that my lazy POS ex-ish husband should pay for it. Hope my BF understands.
- Last night H asked for the ring back, I gave it to him. Then I went to the washroom and hyperventilated until I almost passed out, I felt like I wasn't in my body anymore.
- My husband's chemo might be working.
- My DD6 will scream "mooooom" whenever DS2 is touching her stuff, but thinks its perfectly acceptable to laugh as he smears egg all over my table. Might go smear egg on her stuff. But then Id have to clean it.
- Trying to take ONE FUCKING PICTURE for T.G. with a 2.5 year old is an exercise in futility. Add to that a H who can't fix his hair w/o soaking his fucking shirt and I'm already over this day. It's 9:24 a.m..
- Today I am thankful for my married lover and our child. Can't post that on fb.
- I like to try to pee against the porcelain in the toilet so as to not make a splashing noise.
- I feel like I am slowly suffocating in my marriage. How did I not see what a complete dick my husband was before we had kids? I feel so alone.