- I want to play on the kids' Slipnslide, but I'm afraid my fat ass would get hurt! Imagine explaining that in the ER. "Yes, sir, I'm 40 years old, 250 pounds, and I broke my tailbone on a SlipnSlide"
- This is going to sound stupid, but I hope I get a Christmas present this year! Something just for me, even if it is small.
- I worry that when I die my ex will get my kids. He has paid 30 a month for child support and seen them twice in 5 years and has just moved on like they don't exist but would just want them to spite my family
- I own my own business and my family - like my parents and my spouse and kids - have heavily invested with us, but I am not sure I should be the one who is making the decisions anymore.
- My boobs feel different. I felt something hard. I'm 22. Freaking out. Calling around for clinical breast exam far from home. Don't want to go to my own Dr. I'm so scared... So angry... What ifs...
- I screw my DH with my eyes closed and pretend he is my single male friend.
- I'm ashamed of how often I get the blues considering life has been so good to me.
- I fake it with DH. He's given me a small handful of O's over the years, but not many. I'm fine with this. He's still amazing in bed and I've faked it with everyone. I like making him feel good too.
- I put way too much effort into planning what I wear to my child's Montessori daycare events. I am clearly in a different income bracket then all the other parents and hate that I even care. Ugh.
- Sometimes I wish I had a terminal illness so I wouldn't have to live life anymore. Sounds so terrible but I'm so sad and scared about my future.
- My husband's friend/ drug connection who helped him fuck up his life died of an overdose. I am acting like I am trying to comfort him just so I don't seem like a complete asshole.
- I'm so obsessed with one of DH's friends - he's tall, tattooed, smart, successful & sexy as all hell. Feeling guilty because I ALWAYS fantasize about him during sex w/ DH and I masterbate to him daily. He's so yummy!
- DS10 asked Santa if he can go live with his dad from now on for Christmas. His dad is a selfish, womazing, shithead who lives only to please his dick. who didn't want a baby. I locked myself in my room and cried.
- I'm sitting her wrapping a crap ton of presents that they won't appreciate. Makes me want to take it back and do something for myself for a change.
- We haven't kissed other than a peck in years. I miss it so much. Sex is robotic and boring. I miss the passion we once shared.
- I resent him because he can't support us.