- I want to play on the kids' Slipnslide, but I'm afraid my fat ass would get hurt! Imagine explaining that in the ER. "Yes, sir, I'm 40 years old, 250 pounds, and I broke my tailbone on a SlipnSlide"
- I'm beautiful with makeup on. Without it I'm slightly under mediocre
- Me & a male friend admitted to each other last night that we completely adore each other. I know we are headed down a really dangerous path but I don't want to stop. I am a married female.
- I always thought I was a bit strange....until I discovered this confessional. Now I know I'm not only normal, but also a bit lucky
- My ex was addicted to porn and never wanted sex with me. It crushed me. We decided to split. I found an old friend on FB that treated me great. Turns out, he does and our marriage is amazing 💟
- Considering asking me xDH for another baby. We have 2 DDs and I take care of them solo, I want another why not give them all the same dad?
- I'm getting induced tomorrow and I'm scared
- I love my H but question whether he really knows me. Man can drive me fracking nuts.
- My favorite thing to do when the day is over is to smoke a bowl and watch bubble guppies.
- I often tell dd1 that no one is interested in her crying. She whines and complains so much. It drives me crazy and I often say to her face she should be more like her sister. Must stop before she understands me!
- I think Benedict Cumberbatch is goofy lookin'.
- So I've just found out that anal sex is a great cure for constipation...
- I cringe when people describe a pregnant woman as "cooking a baby."
- Sometimes I fall asleep while nursing and wake up with her all snug in my arms . If H found out he would be pissed.
- Had lunch with lesbian friend last week. Can't admit to her I'm bi - too afraid she'd make a pass that I wouldn't turn down, we're both married and getting no booty at home. :-(