- FREEDOM! Mom took my daughter to best buy, DH took our boys to see their great granny...im allll alone. And a lil sick so i have every reason to curl up in a dark room and fall asleep and no one can give me hell! =)
- i hate being a mom
- Spent an hour setting up a craft for dd2 to do only to find out that she hates finger painting. Said fuck it and did the craft myself while she "supervised"
- I seriously wonder why I was so desperate to be an adult, get married and have kids. I've got all that and I wish I was still 17 and carefree.
- I don't know how to explain that even though I love my kids fiercely, if I had known what being a wife & mom was like, I would've stayed single & childless.
- Wish I believed in God so I could pray to someone that I get this job and actually believe that the praying made a difference. Must be comforting to think faith actually matters.
- On our anniversary my DH and I were 69ing and I accidentally farted on his face. We both almost died laughing but now I'm too embarrassed/ nervous to 69 again lol
- I lick the jelly off the knife then stick it in the peanut butter jar, even if the sandwich is for kids other than my own.
- I squeeze my cat's chin acne.
- Most times I love denying my husband just for the growing sexual tension it causes. I love the build up and awesome relief when we finally do! I never make him wait longer then a week though. Still gotta be a good wife LOL
- Today I went to the grocery store to get salad bar for lunch and left with 4 donuts.. Which I ate before returning to work with the salad.