- FREEDOM! Mom took my daughter to best buy, DH took our boys to see their great granny...im allll alone. And a lil sick so i have every reason to curl up in a dark room and fall asleep and no one can give me hell! =)
- I don't know how to keep my own child entertained (6 months) so I just keep giving him bottles to keep him quiet.
- Got pregnant and had a miscarriage at 17 by the only man I've ever loved. DH doesn't know and I wish every day that I would've had the baby and we could've been together. I dream about him and the baby all the time.
- I'm a mom of two and yet I still cry every time my own Mom leaves after her holiday. Feeling pretty damn pathetic.
- I have had sex, but I have never made love.
- My DH is 30 and I'm 36. We both still wear clothes that we wore in high school. Including Metallica t-shirts.
- I'm having a hard time looking at my one year old since he looks so much like my son that was stillborn last week...
- The constant and relentless badgering of a 3 year old would be a really effective torture technique.
- I have become painfully aware that I hate myself. I am very mean to and hard on myself. I am currently trying to fix that.
- Most days I feel like a card-carrying fuckup cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
- Well duh yeah I do love my kids because, biology. But I also hate them because, ungrateful demanding little assholes.
- My MIL is an obese hoarder. Instead of feeling compassion, I resent her.
- I'm way better at sex when I'm drunk
- I will soon be possibly making more money than DH, kinda scared of how it will affect our dynamic!
- I just recorded my 7mo screaming his head off for my own personal birth control later.
- I enjoy fighting with my husband. I get all the crazy thoughts out of my head when I say mean things to him, I put him thru hell because sometimes I feel he deserves it, we ignore each other for days then have great sex!