- FREEDOM! Mom took my daughter to best buy, DH took our boys to see their great granny...im allll alone. And a lil sick so i have every reason to curl up in a dark room and fall asleep and no one can give me hell! =)
- I don't know where to drop bogies I've picked out of my babies nose. If there isn't a convenient tissue to hand... I eat them.
- I secretly want to report people who don't treat their pets right to animal welfare. My dog did not suddenly lose his status as a member of the family when I chose to have a baby. He got promoted to "big brother."
- I took my panties off at work and I'm walking around without them. I'm wearing a maxi skirt. I also told my boss, who I want to fuck. Boy, do I feel sexy as hell.
- I'm a divorced,single hot mom and while I respect marriage and commitment and don't condone cheating I love when all the married men look at me at the kids events.
- I think I secretly wish I were Ivanka Trump.
- accidentally hit newborn's head on door because something on floor kept it from closing when i pushed. feeling so bad about but my LO seems to be ok, thank goodness.
- When the number calling my landline (which almost no one has the number for) is obviously a solicitor, I let my 2 year old answer. He loves it and maybe they'll get the hint and stop calling!
- I want to leave my husband
- I have to shave my happy trail. I hope my poor DD didn't inherit my hairy gene.
- About to groom my lady parts since I haven't bee keeping up with it for months. I don't want him to see me like this...."him" being my gyno. Poor DH has had to deal with my yeti for some time now hahahaha!
- I hate being pregnant. Everyone says its supposed to be this great, life changing experience, but I can't stand it! I'm bored, lonely, and I miss my wine.
- I hate it when DH looks at me while giving me head. For some reason it makes him look creepy, I'm not sure how to respond to it, plus I can't relax since I have to control my face expressions. Is it supposed to be hot?
- I have no close friends who know the real me. sad I can't be myself and find at least one "girlfriend" to talk to.
- I am addicted to "snorting" my methadone tablets. I still take my percocete as instructed, but can't stop with the other. I fucking hate myself for doing this but can not stop!!!!!
- I still want to chain him up naked in my basement for my own personal enjoyment, now that the 'feels' are gone.