Scary Mommy Confessions
- Everything my family (outside of my dh and kids) does has strings attached. Would be very happy if we never had anything to do with them ever again.
- I gave my husband permission to go to The Mustang Ranch twice a year for the rest of his life.
- Dh wants to have sex. I just want to go to sleep. We haven't had sex in over a year and a half......I hate myself for being so uninterested.
- Dh has a friend who's always flirted with me.(We fooled around once while dh slept in the next room).Hes with his sister now, but followed me downstairs yesterday to play fight and managed to turn me on so hard. Arg
- I cry every time I watch Long Island Medium - EVERY TIME
- I still wish desperately that Santa was real - I'm 37. Love the magic of Christmas and wish I could experience something like the "Santa Clause" movie etc. Some things you never outgrow!
- Although I'll never forget, I'd probably be able to forgive my parents for my fucked up childhood if they'd just admit how badly they screwed up
- I spread my bathroom breaks over restrooms on 3 different floors in my office building so my coworkers won't know how much of my workday I spend sitting on the commode.
- I now make 4 times what I made at my 1st job. Yet, somehow, DW and I were able to save money at that 1st job, but we live paycheck to paycheck today.
- Came close to shooting DS16 when a gun accidentally went off. He was uninjured because several safety precautions worked as planned, but it scares the shit out of me to think what might have happened.
- I am jealous of other people's faith - I wish I could believe 100% in God...