- Everything my family (outside of my dh and kids) does has strings attached. Would be very happy if we never had anything to do with them ever again.
- Have done NOTHING today! Cleaned house over the weekend so it just needs some picking up. Still not doing it until 4:55, 5 minutes before BF gets off! my excuse is a "fussy" baby. Shouldn't tell them white...lies.
- I always think going out & doing things sounds fun, but then when the time comes, I just wanna be home goofing off on the computer or watching TV.
- 32y/o and have degenerative bone disease. Look fine on outside but in constant pain. Just discouraged 6yo daughter from bringing friend in our house because its not as clean/neat as her home. Guilt, shame and more guilt :(
- Most of the time, I can't stand my DH. Divorce sounds go good until I remember that I would have to share my son with him. I stay married so I don't have to share holidays.
- I would get an abortion if I got pregnant again. I love my DS7mo so much. I don't want to divide my attention.
- Sometimes I fantasize about other women giving me oral and having a threesome I mean I love my boyfriend but that shit turns me on!
- Just ate four pieces of cake.
- A fart slipped right out of me at the store last night with dd4. Happened as I was passing a group of people. Thank God dd didn't notice or she would've made a huge production of it! Having kids has ruined my downtown
- I literally couldn't not STAND the GIlmore Girls show growing up. Now that I have two daughters....I hate the show even more but secretely hope that I have that kind of relationship with my daughters.
- Today I found out that there is No way to discreet way to open a package with a new vibe and butter-me moisturizing bar I ordered for me & h while my dd4 is home and is wanting to see if there's bubble wrap inside.
- I'm scared to get remarried because I don't want to lose my widow status, kinda dumb but he lost his life and there's no one here to prove it but me...
- Sometimes I lie and tell my DH that I've gone to baby yoga or playgroup with my 3month old but really we just stay at home and cuddle on the couch after I smoke a bowl in the bathroom.
- More than once I have fantasized that my boss ordered me to strip naked and pleasure him in his office. Definitely, more than once.
- My DD8 has horrible teeth. She's had six cavities, and now she has an abscessed tooth that needs to be pulled. I'm so frustrated and fairly disgusted
- I really hope I go into labor early just to ruin my mother-in-laws plans...