- Everything my family (outside of my dh and kids) does has strings attached. Would be very happy if we never had anything to do with them ever again.
- It's my 39th bday... Woke up thinking I have 365 days to get fabulous so I can look kick- ass gorgeous on my 40th! Tired of looking like a frumpy mom
- My daughters first boyfriend broke up with her yesterday. She was upset but she also went off on him. Kinda wished she had kept her cool- don't want her labeled as crazy
- I consider myself a Christian but when we were stationed in the UK I went to several Wican ceremonies. I danced naked and celebrated nature.
- I am sexting with an old crush. I am shocked by some of the things that I write down. I didn't know that I was so filthy, but is so liberating and fun. It's our secret but I never talk to DH like this.
- I cannot stand the sound of my husband chewing. But he insists on sitting right next to me eating a crunchy cereal. Torture. He is lucky I have not hurt him.
- My MIL is a bitch! I'm pregnant and she decided it was her news to share. "Just wanted to let you know the cat is out of the bag. So if it was a surprise everyone knows now." I hate her so much.
- Applied for SM Thanksgiving about 3 weeks ago. Woke up to an E-mail this morning that I had been approved after thinking I was denied. Writing this with tears in my eyes. SO THANKFUL!
- I'm a conservative school teacher. Just popped 2 klonopin and smoked a bowl. DH and DS still asleep. Saturday's rock!!!
- Everything in life and bed is all about my husband, he is so self entered. I secretly wish he would have a heart attack from all the bad food he eats... Or loose his way home from work. He has no idea I feel this way.
- Seriously, if my 5 year old asks me one more question....
- I only shop at local boutiques, independently owned thrift stores and small markets because I hate corporate america
- Dreading going out of town with dh to spend time with family in close quarters. Merlot, here I come!
- I bought stretch mark cream that was almost 20.00$ maybe if I actually put it on I could say it works...these stretch marks are going no where fast
- If you're going to use big words, at least spell them correctly. I want to kill people with bad grammar skills.
- My three are grown. I've never liked other children. Kinda dreading grandchildren.