- I tell my kids that if they lie to me, all their teeth will fall out.
- DD5 went to grandmas for 2 weeks...came back 15lbs heavier....wtf???? Diet time it is! Ain't no kid of mine gonna be fat
- I beat the shit out of SIL for trashing my house while we were away. She was supposed to stay at a friends for those 2 wks but decided to have a party here instead. She is now homeless. Fuck her 23yr old bull shit.
- My 3 cats remind me of my kids when they were little. 2 cats follow me into the bathroom everytime. I am happy when all 3 nap for hours during the day. They fight and compete for my attention. Been here, done this! lol
- The kids are in daycare today because I'm on a deadline, but instead of doing work, I've been wasting time online. If I was at least enjoying myself, it would be time well spent, but I feel so guilty. I can't ever relax.
- Water was turned off this morning. Don't have money to pay bill. So, its not even 9:30 am and i'm drinking.
- Hubs and I started watching "Married at first sight" total guilty pleasure show. It's a train wreck but we love it!
- I'm not attracted to my husband anymore. We are just roommates and I wish he would move out.
- I'very decided to stop dreading my in-laws visit and just enjoy watching them drive my husband up a fucking wall. Cheers, dear!
- I don't care what my vagina looks like and I doubt anyone else does either :)
- Whenever I can, I am getting cash back & opening my own bank account.