- I tell my kids that if they lie to me, all their teeth will fall out.
- I'm 43 years old and probably psychotic to even think of this, but I want another baby so bad!
- My H backed out right before our wedding. We eventually made up and got married. He thinks I'm over it and I thought I was but every day I get more and more upset about it... And this was years ago
- I'm madly in love with two men, how do I choose? They're both terrific in bed, they both give me everything I want physically and financially, they both want to give me the world… What am I going to do?!?
- I have a t-ball momnemy (mom enemy ) i want to stomp her into home plate. Its not my fault you suck as a parent
- I hate it that I think of divorce every time he makes me cry. What I really want is to tell him how angry I am and have him get it.
- Kids are going to their respective fathers on the same night! Cant wait buying myself a big bag of coke and stayin in.
- I'm driving with no insurance.
- Too much bbq last night + laxtive for the guilt+ running this morning = crapping in the bushes by a school, sorry kids at drop off.
- I like my DC so much more when they're sleeping.
- On the days that my confessions get posted I take that as a sign It's gonna be a good day. If they don't get posted I just know I'M DOOMED lol. Loser here.
- We have a bunch of good reasons for deciding not to have a second child, but mostly it's because I'm lazy and I can't imagine having to start all over again with a new baby. I can't wait to have free time again!
- I am so happy every day that my dirtbag ex died.
- I honestly think I almost murdered my husband last night.He set 1 month old in the crib to cry it out and he went and fell asleep.When I went in there she didn't have a onsie on and blanket falling off of her.DOUCHE
- If I'm going to be this lonely,I'd rather just be alone.
- I have begged ,screamed,cried, and talked to him until I am blue in the face. He still doesn't get it. Time to start planning for the future alone.