Scary Mommy Confessions
- I tell my kids that if they lie to me, all their teeth will fall out.
- My husband and I haven't had sex in more than 8 months. I want to burst into tears every time I think about how long it's been. Am I really that fucking fat and ugly? Suicide sounds so good right now...
- I seriously can't stand my bf's SIL. I've thought about breaking up with my bf just so I don't have to deal with her or his family. Our kids are what stops me
- Why must you be so effing hot, Mr. Music Teacher at my DS school?!!!
- I basically hate my only sibling/sister.She's older,has no kids,I have 3.Not sure if she's jealous or what, ever since 2 & 3 came along-she's completely become cold & aloof to me.I find I am consumed w the rejection.
- I am sexually attracted to slim/petite men who wear plaid shirts, converse sneakers and ray-bans. I have no idea why I find that combination so sexy.
- I just want to f**k my friend's husband. Repeatedly. Is that too much to ask? I would SO do it, too, if no one would get hurt.
- I feel terrible for wanting another man, being a dw and all. My husband is wonderful. But I really want this other man. He is so hot, he does something to me whenever I see him. I wonder if HE'S married...
- I think my husband is starting another fling with another woman. For the third time this year.
- #3 is 3.5 months and DH and I haven't had sex since she was born. I don't know why but I have zero desire even though we've both lost weight and look awesome. I love my husband but I have ZERO interest in sex :(Baby
- I went to the er last night and they locked me up in the mental health ward over night. So freaked out right now.