- I tell my kids that if they lie to me, all their teeth will fall out.
- I have a great job with a great salary that allows me to work from home, and I should be grateful, but I hate it. I'm so lonely.
- I used to judge Moscato drinkers...didn't think it was a refined wine. I'm drinking a glass of Moscato as I type this. I'm sorry, I was wrong. Moscato is fucking delicious and easy to drink!
- I slap my DH on the ass every time he bends over to pick something. I don't know why but I love doing it and he loves it too. I will not let him grab my ass though.
- I ate 3 cupcakes today.
- I got raped at 13 an ended up pregnant, baby was adopted. 19 yrs later and she has looked for me, I can't be near her she looks like the 40 yr monster and it's making me sick.She wants me to love her but I can't It's hard
- I am almost 40 and have only had 5 orgasms in my whole life, my husband can't get me off...ever
- I cannot stop fantasizing about the man who is remodeling my kitchen. OMG I love when he comes. I can only imagine how good he is with those hands. I would totally fuck him if I didn't feel so guilty.
- Sent dh to pick up the boys from scouts so I could do shots and smoke a bowl in peace
- When I eat the entire pint of ice cream during the day, I quickly run out and buy the same kind. Eating a scoop or two so no one notices it's different.
- I had a handful of chips and three chocolate covered cherries for dinner. At least I showered.
- I need to end this affair now...its starting to spiral out of control
- If there were no rules on this planet, I would eat myself to death. Can't think of a better way of going than that. (Except in my sleep of course.)
- If I hear: Mom I puked. One more time today I am gonna lose my shit!
- I wonder if DH remembers the bodies of his former fuck buddies. Color of nipples, pretty anus color, etc. He probably does. Wish I married someone like me, sex partners you can count on your hand. Not both hands and feet.
- I hate being a stepmom, but love being a mother to just my kids.