- I tell my kids that if they lie to me, all their teeth will fall out.
- I have a ridiculous thing for bf uncle. He is twice my age, but I find him quite delicious and wonder frequently what he is like in bed!
- i recently discovered the personals on craigslist. after spending too much time on w4m, m4m, and w4w, i realized the t4t section was the most interesting wow
- Parenting made me realize we have 2 lives: before baby, we learn all this stuff about life, love, morality, society, etc. After baby we learn that all of it -- ALL OF IT -- is nothing but straight-up LIES.
- Hint to clueless husbands: if your PMS'ing wife tells you that they feel fat, bringing home an exercise DVD is NOT the way to go. Douchebag...
- I got hand surgery two days ago and DH really stepped it up helping. He conveniently came down with a cold today, so now I'm taking care of him one handed.
- Contacted my adopted kids' foster mom, and learned so much about my children! Our family will not agree with this decision, but it has lifted a big weight off both our chests!
- Drinking wine out of a large drinking glass, a glass a day is good for you right?
- I pretend I am Republican to please my boss. But I am a major left winger. I wish I could be honest but I need the $.
- My adult son has a mental illness that I hide from everyone. I am so ashamed.
- My kids picked out skittles to give away on Halloween. Thank god 'cause if it was something chocolatey I would have already eaten that shit
- I hate my job. Know I should be thankful for it. It pays $15 hourly. I am SM with college degree.
- I'm taking my kids trick-or-treating for the 3rd time tomorrow cuz their chocolate stash has dwindled and I just got my period.
- Now that I have a child I secretly want to kill my dogs every time they bark!
- A mother of a boy in my son's class passed away from cancer last week. My 12yo has never been nicer to me. He is terrified now. Poor little boys :(
- I cried asking God why me of all people was I allowed to wake up today. I am a single mom, I have 2 boys I cannot support, I just got laid off, I have no friends or family for support. I will be homeless yet again